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cannibus - '90 percent of your fans wear high heels'

(LL got destroyed in that song)

'my brain be mother fucking IBM compatible

sauce money - ' the rolex on my wrist was a gift that why theres not better time then the present'

*thats hot

ummm there so many more..it'll come to me

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jadakiss- "this is methadon' music that you can lean off, made you look the remix with me up on it, i cop'd your shit now i break weed up on it"

biggie- "Hit ya, back split ya, fuck fist fights and layin scuffles

Pillow case to your face, make the shell muffle Shoot your daughter in the calf muscle Fuck a tussle, nickel-plated Sprinkle coke on the floor, make it drug related, most hate it"

eminem- "cause your broke as fuck, you suck, your a fuckin joke if you was really sellin coke then what the fuck you stop for dummy, if you slew some crack you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap" i feel real bad for Benzino

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"how u gona go to venus , drivin a mercury?" -GZA

"i like my girls like summer...no class" - NORE

"better go home and practice on a freestyles..before u come back missin like Snoop Dogg's police files" Em (rap olympics)

"u can ask beavis ....i get nothin but head (butthead) " - Big L

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Originally posted by ghhhhhost

"how u gona go to venus , drivin a mercury?" -GZA

"i like my girls like summer...no class" - NORE

"better go home and practice on a freestyles..before u come back missin like Snoop Dogg's police files" Em (rap olympics)

"u can ask beavis ....i get nothin but head (butthead) " - Big L

:laugh: I never the Big L one... I actually never really got into Big L but i think i am gunna get some songs of his...

"I like my girls like my cars, topless" Nas

"I got a condo wit nuttin but condoms in it" Jay

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If ya patiently waitin to make it through all the hatin

Debatin whether or not you can even weather the storm

Unless you lay on the table they operatin to save you

It's like an angel came to you sent from the heavens above

They think they crazy but they ain't crazy, let's face it

Shit basically they just playin sick

They ain't shit, they ain't sayin shit, spray em' fifty

A to the K get in the way I'll bring Dre and them wit me

And turn this day into fuckin mayhem, you stayin wit me?

Don't let me lose you, I'm not tryna confuse you

When I let loose wit this uzi and just shoot through your Isuzu

You get the messege? Am I gettin through to you?

You know what's comin, you motherfuckers don't even know, do you?

Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em' up in a pot

Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?

You got the realest and illest killas tied up in a knot

The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not

It's like a fight to the top just to see who'd die for the spot

You put ya life in this, nothin like survivin a shot

Y'all know what time it is, soon as fifty signs on this dot

Shit what you know about death threats, cause I get a lot

Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers

Them cowards fucked wit the wrong building, they meant to hit ours

Better evacuate all children, its nuclear showers

There's nothin spookier

Ya now about to witness the power of fuckin fifty

Eminem

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Originally posted by origskeemr

:laugh: I never the Big L one... I actually never really got into Big L but i think i am gunna get some songs of his...

"I like my girls like my cars, topless" Nas

"I got a condo wit nuttin but condoms in it" Jay

damn i feel like im goin thru the miseducation wit ya tonite eheh...first kanye then big L...:D

make sure u get the Deadly Combination with Pac..mmmm..goodness..one of the illest collabos ever...Try to get stuff off of his first album MVP ...and definitely get Ebonics(criminal slang) if u dont already have it

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Originally posted by ghhhhhost

damn i feel like im goin thru the miseducation wit ya tonite eheh...first kanye then big L...:D

make sure u get the Deadly Combination with Pac..mmmm..goodness..one of the illest collabos ever...Try to get stuff off of his first album MVP ...and definitely get Ebonics(criminal slang) if u dont already have it

nah nah I heard some of Big L's shit... I dunno I just never 'fell' into it. Ebonics is dope, but i dunno i never really paid attention...

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People sleep on Jada, but IMO this is one of the best lines I have heard in so long!!!

"and I'ma get buck's like Milwaukee cause like Sam I Can-sell"

and a funny one is

"It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves" EM

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i'd say em has by far some of the funniest shit out there...

"I Never Knew I..."

I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?

Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)

Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves

Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)

How many retards'll listen to me

and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a

teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them?

"Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"

Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?

Man I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been

if you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda thought

Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought

that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop

I just said it - I ain't know if you'd do it or not

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Originally posted by origskeemr

damn I thought I was the only one:D

Jada is one of my favorite rappers now

I like Jada when he was wit Bad Boy... in his shiney suit days

i like jada period..his lyrics are sick..he comes out with some shit..i have yet to hear a bad song by him...the lox are great by them selves..as a group they struggle

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Heres some 50 ones....

"Im back in the game shortyyy to rule and conquer, sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster, Im the hardest from NY my flow is bonkers, all the other hard niggas they come from Yonkers"

"See Shorty she could tell you about my dick game, but she dont know me she only know my nickname"

"Fifty fear no man, warrior, swing swords like Conan"

"ill spiit ya lookin like a michael jackson jacket with all the m zippers"

"She like my sytle, She like my smile, she like the way i talk, she from the country, she she like cause im from New York"

-Theres so many in this cd its rediculous...

Some Eminem ones...

"yea they call me rabbit, but this is a turtle race"

"my motto fuck lotto, ill get the 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow"

"this guy dont wanna battle he's shook, cause there aint no such things as half way crooks"

"Im keepin' it raw, illegal like Malik and Jamal, cause i dont believe in the law, like im Stevan Segal"

"You wanna battle, you beat around the bush, like you scared to lick pussy so you eat around the toosh"

"Give a damn, I dont know what a damn is to give it"

"Then it hit me, suddenly my wrists tried to slit me"

-He has so many too i dont feel like listin em all, out of these 2 rappers i think all there fuckin lines are great soo...

Everytime i hear there songs they pump me up like a good house song, and all the lyrics make u go off, em's verse in patiently waitin' makes me go nuts like i gotta beat the shit outta someone :laugh:

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"Im off to a slow start, like fat people in go-karts"

"Ya'll dont really wanna see this, on this microphone I'll eat your motha fuckin' fetus"

-Eminem

Every single Jada lyric is redic. Once I saw him in concert I was hooked man hes fuckin sick...

"My bathtub lift up, My walls do a 360º"

"Fuck the frail sh*t, cause when my coke come in they gunna have to use the scale that they weigh the whales with"

"Im a Pimp girllll, catch me at the bar wit a bottle Quevo, mommy's rubbin' my webo"

"And ya'll scared I can tell, and im'a get Bucks like Milwaukee, Cause like Sam I Cassell"

"Since shes a good girl that attends college, I dont let her give me brains I just let her give me knowledge"

-Jada

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