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"I'm just tryin make sure that my son's wealthy... out of shape but I make sure that my gun's healthy" - Jadakiss

"You can cook me, cut me, I'll turn ya to a junkie. I'm the numer 1 seller in the whole fuckin country. Wall Street niggaz, they cop me on the low, white boys dont call me coke they call me blow." - tony yayo

"I was a playa, now I'm bout to have my jersey retired" - Fabolous

and mad one-liners from Joe Budden. basically everthing says is a one liner.

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Originally posted by househead24

This is from the Ja Rule diss "Bumpheads"...

"And you dont really wanna step inside a mic booth, come on you know the white boy will bite you" ....Eminem

no offense but that one liner isn't good

Italia23

"You can cook me, cut me, I'll turn ya to a junkie. I'm the numer 1 seller in the whole fuckin country. Wall Street niggaz, they cop me on the low, white boys dont call me coke they call me blow." - tony yayo

this one fuckin hot line, he kills that remix...

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Originally posted by ladyshady

tony yayo freestlye straight from cell 73..over a cell phone..hilarious

u know u was ringin doorbells when u yonger..u was jehovah witness u neva sold no crack...:laugh:

check the thread im about to post in the Bump and ... forum lofl

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Originally posted by ghhhhhost

hey...do u rhyme under the monicker of tech n9ne...because if i was the moderator id delete that post..son..those r the worst lines ever...i can come up with better verses waitin on line @ wendy's for a small smoothie

tech 9 is outta of killarmy...

you my son...are a rap amateur

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Originally posted by smokesum

tech 9 is outta of killarmy...

you my son...are a rap amateur

killa army sucked they had 1 or 2 hits and it was the single that put their name out there... I forgot the name of the song though, it had a grenade on the cover

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Originally posted by origskeemr

killa army sucked they had 1 or 2 hits and it was the single that put their name out there... I forgot the name of the song though, it had a grenade on the cover

they had "wake up".. that song was pretty hot.. this topic reminds me of the gravediggaz

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Originally posted by italia23

"cowards get scraped up and eaten like italian ices, for bein square like sicilian slices..." --JoJo Pella-who

'and i aint talking about no pizza thats hot'

jo jo gets me so amped...i wish he got more play *cough* or any play

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Originally posted by chrishaolin

they had "wake up".. that song was pretty hot.. this topic reminds me of the gravediggaz

gravediggaz... haha i liked their *1* song also... the one where they are in court and they describe the whole masacre (sp)

"aye dios mio...."

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'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz

It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this

Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck, if this chick was my own mother,

I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her

And have a son and a new brother,

At the same tame, and just say that it ain't mine

What's my name?

The best part is how Eminem raps it.

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Heres some from the Source magazine's barcode section where they write this month's hottest lines.....

"Niggas that can't afford jewels gotta ice they grill"

- Buckshot freestyle

"Listen, I'ma leave you right where you stand/Have the ambulance pass your Timberlands right off to your man"

- Jadakiss "Rite Where U Stand"

"They say I'm too lyrical, I say they missin' the flow/They say I rap too fast, I say they listenin' too slow"

- Joe Buddens "we coming for you"

My fav. 1 ----> "When I drop, your team is bound to get torn/So many hot 16's you would think it was child porn"

- Skillz "Kay Slay freestyle"

"I'm a bad man from a bad land, throw your body in a trash can/Cut the fur off your pitbull, give it to your girl as an afghan"

- Craig G. "Freestyle"

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Originally posted by househead24

"They say I'm too lyrical, I say they missin' the flow/They say I rap too fast, I say they listenin' too slow"

- Joe Buddens "we coming for you"

My fav. 1 ----> "When I drop, your team is bound to get torn/So many hot 16's you would think it was child porn"

- Skillz "Kay Slay freestyle"

ridiculous

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