tastey Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 btw evan,quote:"The girls love it because it shows u care and are willing to give them things"you don´t have to give things to girls to make them want you. whatever that is, dinners, drinks, etc. girls always SAY this, but when you look at reality you´ll see that the guys that regularly fuck hot girls do not buy them drinks and the likes.it is one thing if you buy/give them things because you WANT to. that is okay. but when you buy them things and EXPECT something of it, you´re in for a lot of failures. cause then you treat women like prostitutes. substitue the money you give prostitutes for sex with dinners/gifts/cars, you basically still have the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaysersoze Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by nomembername What are some funny/cheesy pick up lines that you know? Ladies, would this work?I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit! my all time fav: "u are easy on the eyes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by tastey bbboooom, now post some of YOUR stuff. IF you have some game and do not only talk shit HINT HINT i dnt use them. 1 they dont work and 2 they dont break the ice they just piss gals off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dance2this Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 word of the day is "legs" let's go to my house and spread the word........did it hurt?...............when fell down from heaven classic: are legs tired? because u've been running thru my mind all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddog4063 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 is that blouse felt? would you like it to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximman Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 your parents must be terrorists, cause YOU DA BOMB!it was a lot funnier before the whole "incident". Not that any pick up line is a good idea or anything, but this one is just NOT a good idea right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 "Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?""How much were your breasts?""are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?""I'd like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed""You mind if I stay here until it's safe back there where I farted?""excuse for asking, and no I'm not making a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you are packing that much ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 "I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.""My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.""You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!""I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted July 29 Author Report Share Posted July 29 GOOD DAY FOR WEATHER! Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?Do you have rubbers at your house or should I just pull out?Damn, I thought "Very Fine" only came in a bottle!I'll slay a dragon for you!Why don't we go behind a rock and get a little boulder!Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?My name is Pogo, do you wanna jump on my stick?Is that a run in your stocking or is it the stairway to heaven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrooksbro Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 My personel favorite, for humor not results, although some drunk girls like itHey, I have a riddle for you.....What's got two thumbs and like blow jobs?(pause wait for effect)(point to self with both thumbs and say with enthusiasm...) This Guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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