guest00901 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shutthe door.3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little tobe out alone.5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they nevermature anyway.6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,so that you can tell them apart.7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed theopportunity to make some woman miserable.8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are thedo-it-yourself types.9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest heis too old for it.10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-open er.11. If you want a committed man, look in a mentalhospital.12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for40 years. *Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask fordirections.13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,tell him checkbooks.14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tellhim jokes, it means that you laugh at his.15. Sadly, all men are created equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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guest00901 Posted September 26 Author Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by ou812 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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guest00901 Posted September 26 Author Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by smokesum awww did someone push the stick to far up his ass this morning:itsok: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 :blah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Felix_Leiter Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by sexxybabyd awww did someone push the stick to far up his ass this morning:itsok: dont make me shit on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by bullseye :blah: exactly............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little tobe out alone. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 and women wonder why they get beaten and raped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 play it for yourself. I'm not the one stepping on someone else to make myself feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 That is the most retarded thing ive ever read... most likely written by a 12 year old girl who was trying to be funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Originally posted by cintron play it for yourself. I'm not the one stepping on someone else to make myself feel better. no need to get ur panties in a bunch, y u so sensitive???? have a sense of humor. guys are always bashin on women, let us have some fun for once, chill!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Originally posted by trancerxn112 That is the most retarded thing ive ever read... most likely written by a 12 year old girl who was trying to be funny... probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.Women marry men thinking they will change, but they never do. Men marry women thinking they will never change, but they always do. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shutthe door.Thats right, shut the door cause we obviously didnt give a shit enough to close the door... this statement is not funny at all. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.If you did this the species would definetly die... besides the fun loving, beer drinking, sports watching women in the world will just follow us up there, and you would be stuck here with youre plastic penises and i-rabbits. CHEEERS! 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little tobe out alone.A man's mind is only wandering when you begin to recite your life story err i mean the events of your day. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they nevermature anyway.thats right, but at least we age better then women (its a fact) 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,so that you can tell them apart.Women are all the same - they just wear different clothes because they are afraid someone else will be wearing the same outfit as them. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed theopportunity to make some woman miserable.Definition of a bachelorette: a woman who nagged the shit out of her last boyfriend and he ran off with her less annoying friend. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are thedo-it-yourself types.Men are the do-it-yourself type... next time you need to open a jar, kill a bug, or rearrange furniture take a chapter out of a mans book and do it your fucking self 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest heis too old for it.Best way to get a woman to do something is to tell her your ex-girlfriend used to do it 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-open er.Which is why divorce rate is up above 50%... it takes two to tango princess. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mentalhospital.Because thats where women put them. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for40 years. *Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask fordirections.Im not gonna touch this one because it was jewish new year yesterday and i have more respect then to make light of the hardships of my people. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,tell him checkbooks.Response: perfect i hate paying anyway, dinners on you right? 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tellhim jokes, it means that you laugh at his.funny... 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.even worse, so are all women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bigsteve8 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 :peeright:sexxybabyd:peeleft: trancerxn112 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Originally posted by trancerxn112 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.Women marry men thinking they will change, but they never do. Men marry women thinking they will never change, but they always do. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shutthe door.Thats right, shut the door cause we obviously didnt give a shit enough to close the door... this statement is not funny at all. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.If you did this the species would definetly die... besides the fun loving, beer drinking, sports watching women in the world will just follow us up there, and you would be stuck here with youre plastic penises and i-rabbits. CHEEERS! 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little tobe out alone.A man's mind is only wandering when you begin to recite your life story err i mean the events of your day. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they nevermature anyway.thats right, but at least we age better then women (its a fact) 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,so that you can tell them apart.Women are all the same - they just wear different clothes because they are afraid someone else will be wearing the same outfit as them. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed theopportunity to make some woman miserable.Definition of a bachelorette: a woman who nagged the shit out of her last boyfriend and he ran off with her less annoying friend. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are thedo-it-yourself types.Men are the do-it-yourself type... next time you need to open a jar, kill a bug, or rearrange furniture take a chapter out of a mans book and do it your fucking self 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest heis too old for it.Best way to get a woman to do something is to tell her your ex-girlfriend used to do it 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-open er.Which is why divorce rate is up above 50%... it takes two to tango princess. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mentalhospital.Because thats where women put them. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for40 years. *Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask fordirections.Im not gonna touch this one because it was jewish new year yesterday and i have more respect then to make light of the hardships of my people. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,tell him checkbooks.Response: perfect i hate paying anyway, dinners on you right? 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tellhim jokes, it means that you laugh at his.funny... 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.even worse, so are all women ..now....THAT...is comedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...i am sooooooooo comin to the moon!!!!!!!!!!......girls suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Originally posted by bigsteve8 :peeright:sexxybabyd:peeleft: trancerxn112 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 HAhahahahahah Trancer that was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 im really surprised i expect women to jump all over me (not in that way). Its refreshing to see at least some CP females agree that the list (before adjustments) was stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Originally posted by trancerxn112 im really surprised i expect women to jump all over me (not in that way). Its refreshing to see at least some CP females agree that the list (before adjustments) was stupid. ..BOYS RULE......GIRLS DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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