fierydesire Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Aren't we in a modern day and age where all of us should shave, wax or at least trim . . . Case in pt: I was with this guy a few weeks ago and decided to go down (which is a rarity for me) and noticed a fucken amazon jungle . . . Does he think I would even continue Does he think this is normal? Come on no girl as well as no guy wants to go down on someone with a hairy area . . . So I confronted him about it today and the convo goes like thisFD(Me) "can I say one thing though can u trim a lil"G1 "I KNOW"FD "there Im upfront abt that"G1 "NO DOUBT"G1 "CAN'T HELP IT"G1 "IM HAIRY"FD "gets some scissors"Like can I get anymore upfront. I will say something if ur fucken hair is over compassing ur cock area. So I was thinking of keeping party bags by my bedside. With scissors, a lil freshener and a few condoms. Maybe that will do the trick . . . Say NO to Hairy Privates!!! Just like you say NO to nubs!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Was he European??? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 why settle for less? Boot his ass, you shouldn't have to keep party bags near your bedside...It's bad enough that guys like him ruin the moment for you so that guys like me (who are well manicured, trimmed, and kept) will never get a shot at you...but then he's dumb about it with his "I know" comments...ooh I hate that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Hairy cack is a nono... I wish I could have seen the look on his face when you told him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 im fresly waxed !!!! but i must say THAT SHIT HURTS !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by naughtybabe Hairy cack is a nono... I wish I could have seen the look on his face when you told him it took ya 27 minutes to answer; you've still got it !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortionator Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by koky im fresly waxed !!!! but i must say THAT SHIT HURTS !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 tell him you won't be intimate with him unless he tries a trim. either way, you'll never have to deal with that again then after he trims, let him see you shave, mention how much you love it (not too over the top), and how great it feels...if he's not stoopid, he'll come around w/ out you ever having to be demanding about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 %&^$#! double post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 next time you see him, throw a pack of disposable razors at him and turn around and do schoolwork. He'll get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 ..I keep my Junk neat, even if it is underused (DOH!), common courtesy is key...And plus, ya never know when a girl from the neighborhood is gonna end up on the couch..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djreiss Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Neatly trimmed European here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by koky im fresly waxed !!!! but i must say THAT SHIT HURTS !!!!!! i did it once and it was the worst pain ever... and i got shot in knee once!!! my gf found it unbelievably funny though as she was the one ripping the stripes off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by koky im fresly waxed !!!! but i must say THAT SHIT HURTS !!!!!! ...Screw that ish, just save up the fucking money and have laser hair removal..Waxing is perfect for chicks because they conveniently have their bits on the inside.....And plus, there's something infinitely satisfying about tending to the jungle with a pair of scissors anda razor..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by tastey i did it once and it was the worst pain ever... and i got shot in knee once!!! my gf found it unbelievably funny though as she was the one ripping the stripes off I'd rather get waxed than shot in the knee. Although I haven't experienced either, so who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 My shit buzzed nice and low... There is not chance in hell that I am waxing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 So did you suck him off or not????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by trueqwest why settle for less? Boot his ass, you shouldn't have to keep party bags near your bedside...It's bad enough that guys like him ruin the moment for you so that guys like me (who are well manicured, trimmed, and kept) will never get a shot at you...but then he's dumb about it with his "I know" comments...ooh I hate that! Jesus Christ some of you need to get a grip... yeah, just tell him to fuck off b/c he wasn't trimmed... yeah, even if he takes the hint and neatens up for you, just consider him worthless... give me a break. Shorn pubes or no, I'm sure you're a real catch with an attitude like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by tastyt Jesus Christ some of you need to get a grip... yeah, just tell him to fuck off b/c he wasn't trimmed... yeah, even if he takes the hint and neatens up for you, just consider him worthless... give me a break. Shorn pubes or no, I'm sure you're a real catch with an attitude like that. Bravo..well said...you forgot to add desparate..too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francismhwhite Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 I hate hair I would like to wax my whole body but I at least keep it neat down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by smokesum Bravo..well said...you forgot to add desparate..too Pathetic would work too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by kaydup Pathetic would work too :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by kaydup So did you suck him off or not????? nah man that shit turned me off completely It reminded me of a mangina we just porked instead at least I didn't have to look at his hairy shit . . .Oh and furthermore he said why should I bother, not like you will go down again. What a fucken moron, I would go down if your shit was trimmed. I'm not sucking a hairy grundle area with the possibility of getting hair in my teeth fawk that . . . And he wanted some tonite Haha, sure only if your nice and proper . . .If I shave, at least trim, do me that favor . . . A guy I was with before him knew the deal and sometimes I would remind him before I came over. Like hey can you trim before I get there thanx Blunt and to the pt is the way to go!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by fierydesire nah man that shit turned me off completely It reminded me of a mangina we just porked instead at least I didn't have to look at his hairy shit . . .Oh and furthermore he said why should I bother, not like you will go down again. What a fucken moron, I would go down if your shit was trimmed. I'm not sucking a hairy grundle area with the possibility of getting hair in my teeth fawk that . . . And he wanted some tonite Haha, sure only if your nice and proper . . .If I shave, at least trim, do me that favor . . . A guy I was with before him knew the deal and sometimes I would remind him before I came over. Like hey can you trim before I get there thanx Blunt and to the pt is the way to go!!! Awww, poor Z... what's a girl gotta do for a piece of tail these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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