atomicapples Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 so i got bitched at while i was at work today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 is this because marko didnt call to wake u up in time..or because of ur 4 hrs lunches...or ur 10th cigarette break? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 was your seaweed soup stinking up the fridge?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by smokesum was your seaweed soup stinking up the fridge?? :laugh: Always gotta get to the microwave before someone puts in something gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by atomicapples so i got bitched at while i was at work today... was it because you were watching your fifth movie?? or got caught sleeping?? or because you were late or because you dont really do anything??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by dgmodel was it because you were watching your fifth movie?? or got caught sleeping?? or because you were late or because you dont really do anything??? ...Stop making sense..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 lol... hows things? havent seen you in some time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by dgmodel lol... hows things? havent seen you in some time... ...Shitty and good, all mashed into a giant pot pie and baked just a little too long... but I can't complain, I'm employed, making decent bank and I'm not homeless.....Other than that, life is a trip through egypts land with a bottle of vodka and a year's supply of those hard UTZ pretzels they sell by the ton at Costco... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...Shitty and good, all mashed into a giant pot pie and baked just a little too long... but I can't complain, I'm employed, making decent bank and I'm not homeless.....Other than that, life is a trip through egypts land with a bottle of vodka and a year's supply of those hard UTZ pretzels they sell by the ton at Costco... ...no mustard for the pretzels?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by phatman ...no mustard for the pretzels?... ..Nick, now why the fuck would I be concentrating on mustard when I'm walking through the fucking desert with a dehydrating liquid and a barrel full of the driest snacks known to the human race?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by phuturephunk ..Nick, now why the fuck would I be concentrating on mustard when I'm walking through the fucking desert with a dehydrating liquid and a barrel full of the driest snacks known to the human race?... ...because you know the importance of condiments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by phatman ...because you know the importance of condiments... ...I dont even know where to go with that one...and I had such wittiness brimming to the top a second ago too...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 I got a $75 gift certificate to Target at work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...I dont even know where to go with that one...and I had such wittiness brimming to the top a second ago too...... ...lol...well i was going to compliment you initially on a great quick-witted metaphor and use of imagery...but i took a different approach last minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by ou812 I got a $75 gift certificate to Target at work today. ...Targé, the classy K-mart........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...Targé, the classy K-mart........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...Targé, the classy K-mart........ HAhahHAHAHAH you took the words right out of my mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 ...it's funny because everyone i know calls it that...and makes fun of it...but also shops there on a regular basis...lol<---------- loves target Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Target is the home of Told Oldham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by phatman ...it's funny because everyone i know calls it that...and makes fun of it...but also shops there on a regular basis...lol<---------- loves target ...We must band together to keep our multi-national corporations from destroying the small businesspeople in America. The time has come children to destroy the oppressor so that once again our land will be truly free!..It is time for the REVOLUTION!!!.....(I used to steal video games from there all the time)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Fuck it...........I'm taking my $75 gift certificate for Targé and putting towards a new TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barslut Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 he wore pajamas to work again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 seriously... thats prolly it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted October 8 Author Report Share Posted October 8 ok.. well i walked into work today... (i was early btw) about 10:30? well i usually walk in at 11. a VP out of no where said he will call my boss. im like ok.. then he called. while be forgot i had his secretaries laptop. i was reading the emails going back and forth.. so basically i need to get there at 8:30, my usual time, and dont dress like i just woke up. here was my excuses...lateness - i usually get here at 9:00 and stay till 6:30 to make sure the email replication begins before i leave. the reason why i stay will that time even thou its automated is because there was a email outage before, and i had to come to the office at 4:00am in the morning the next day. i just wanted to save you guys some money on the OT and plus it would be better for me.dresscode - i didnt want to get dirty because the servers and the routers are very dirty and dusty. sometimes i had to get down on my knees to plug lan cables/power cords in (dont get dirty on this one).after about 30 mins of explaining what i really do for the company and how i kept the nyc office up and running. everything was cool. but now the VP is mad looking for me to fuck up so i can get fired... no worries.. he wont find me fucking up. btw : i was soo busy today i didnt get to watch jack shit.. nor sleep.. soo pissed...10:30 switch for the conference room is not working11:45 transfer data and configure email on new laptop1:30 lunch1:45 VP from chicago's d: didnt work (the fucker lied, i know he formated his drive)3:00 ladies new laptop came in... imaging process begins3:30 new modem for the router configuration needs to be changed. so the fuckers in san juan can monitor the network when im not there..5:00my boss called to make sure i was still there and told me not to fuck up cuz everyone is watching me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted October 8 Author Report Share Posted October 8 ok.. well i walked into work today... (i was early btw) about 10:30? well i usually walk in at 11. a VP out of no where said he will call my boss. im like ok.. then he called. while be forgot i had his secretaries laptop. i was reading the emails going back and forth.. so basically i need to get there at 8:30, my usual time, and dont dress like i just woke up. here was my excuses...lateness - i usually get here at 9:00 and stay till 6:30 to make sure the email replication begins before i leave. the reason why i stay will that time even thou its automated is because there was a email outage before, and i had to come to the office at 4:00am in the morning the next day. i just wanted to save you guys some money on the OT and plus it would be better for me.dresscode - i didnt want to get dirty because the servers and the routers are very dirty and dusty. sometimes i had to get down on my knees to plug lan cables/power cords in (dont get dirty on this one).after about 30 mins of explaining what i really do for the company and how i kept the nyc office up and running. everything was cool. but now the VP is mad looking for me to fuck up so i can get fired... no worries.. he wont find me fucking up. btw : i was soo busy today i didnt get to watch jack shit.. nor sleep.. soo pissed...10:30 switch for the conference room is not working11:45 transfer data and configure email on new laptop1:30 lunch1:45 VP from chicago's d: didnt work (the fucker lied, i know he formated his drive)3:00 ladies new laptop came in... imaging process begins3:30 new modem for the router configuration needs to be changed. so the fuckers in san juan can monitor the network when im not there..5:00my boss called to make sure i was still there and told me not to fuck up cuz everyone is watching me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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