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>Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together

>and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

>

>

>WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's

>told

>too many blonde jokes.

>

>WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?

>Brown-bagging it.

>

>WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?

>No one else wants it.

>

>WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?

>So brunettes can remember them.

>

>WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible.

>

>WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?

>"Has the blonde left yet? "

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>WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?

>The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

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>WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?

>When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

>

>WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?

>The invitation

>

>WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?

>A hostage

>

>WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?

>Fisher-Price

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>WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?

>It matches their mustache

>

>KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?

>brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights

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Originally posted by phuturephunk

...99 percent of the girls I care to remember knowing in this life have been Brunettes...Blondes just don't do it for me...

I don't see the allure of blondes either. The only blondes that ever do it for me, which is rare, are naturally brunettes.

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