funketeer Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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djkable Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 it's MegaMaid! she's gone from suck to blow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 it's MegaMaid! she's gone from suck to blow!! "It's not only a spaceship...........it's........a GIANT TRANSFORMER!!!" I love this movie....Mel Brooks did a hell of a job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 too/shay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Mel Brooks Quote:I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djrx06 Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 "Why didnt somebody tell me my ass was so big???""Spaceballs, THE FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The kids love this one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Mel Brooks Quote:I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. You could say he laughs at his own jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 "I bet she gives good helmet!""What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!?!?!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 I give you...MORE SPACEBALLS! 5minute.wav(234k)Colonel Sanders: Are you alright sir?Dark Helmet: Fine. How have you been?Colonel Sanders: Fine sir.Dark Helmet: Good.Colonel Sanders: It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet. Dark Helmet: Yeah..Colonel Sanders: What should we do now, sir?Dark Helmet: Well...are we stopped?Colonel Sanders: We're stopped, sir.Dark Helmet: Good. Why don't we take a five minute break.Colonel Sanders: Very good, sir.Dark Helmet: Smoke if you got 'em. (Dark Helmet falls to the ground)angry.wav(22k)Lone Star: You are ugly when you're angry.assholes.wav(150k)Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?.Crew: YO!Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!(Pulls down facemask)Keep firing assholes!howmany.wav(32k)Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?suround.wav(32k)Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!bearded.wav(28k)Dark Helmet: Come back, you fat bearded bitch!wemeet.wav(32k)Lone Star: At last! We meet for the first time for the last time.asbigas.wav(60k)Dark Helmet: You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.gooddumb.wav(53k)Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb.order.wav(36k)Dark Helmet: Out of Order?! Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!blimp.wav(19k)Lone Star: Uh oh! Here comes the bad year blimp!ucaptain.wav(38k)Lone Star: On this ship, you are to refer to me as 'Idiot' not 'You Captain!'"mycan.wav(19k)Dot Matrix: Hey! Stop looking up my can.selfdest.wav(61k)Computer: This ship will self destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.chicken.wav(178k)Colonel Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed!Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!Colonel Sanders: Lightspeed too slow?Dark Helmet: Yes. We're going to have to go right to.......Ludicrous speed! (everyone gasps)Colonel Sanders: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before...I don't know if the ship can take it!Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chickennn?!hail.wav(12k)Crew: Hail! Scroob!buckle.wav(31k)Colonel Sanders: Sir! Had you better buckle up!Dark Helmet: Aaaah.....buckle this!imamog.wav(40k)Barf: I'm a mog! Half-man, half-dog! I'm my own best friend!findshit.wav(79k)Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?Black Spaceball Trooper: We ain't found shit!bewithu.wav(55k)Yogurt: And may the schwartz be with youuuuuuuuuuuuu!schwartz.wav(42k)Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the schwartz!knowital.wav(58k)Yogurt: Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all?!myass.wav(22k)President Scroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!vacusuck.wav(29k)Colonel Sanders: Commence Operation....Vacu-suck!sucksuck.wav(32k)President Scroob, Dark Helmet & Colonel Sanders: Suck! Suck! Suck!suck2blo.wav(17k)Colonel Sanders: She's gone from suck to blow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 oh no, you dee'ain't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Lamont's fav Mel movie is Young Frankenstein. Dats da best of dem all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Lamont's fav Mel movie is Young Frankenstein. Dats da best of dem all.I agree with you Guyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 I agree with you Guyman Lamont has already told you little funk-man - Lamont dont play wit boyz but respecks yo lifestye arrangemetns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Lamont has already told you little funk-man - Lamont dont play wit boyz but respecks yo lifestye arrangemetns.You big headed freak, use your real screnname...and oh, lay off the fatty foods, your cholesterol must be flying...later Guyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 spaceballs a true gem of a film....... give it up for mel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 When Does This Happen?? Now Sir When??Now..So When Does Then Happen?? Soon?When ?Just Missed It? When ?? Just Now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 classic.... this post reminds me of something my brother would do..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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