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Please help me out, I´ve been trying for years to find a raunchy girls to write dirty too, but unless I´m really shit at it, no girls seem to be up for it.

Everyone else seem to get some so why cant I.

I got a magnificent rod, huge and the girls I met dont seem to not be into that either, Too huge, Am I just unlucky??

I seem to look ok as I have no problem in getting girls but I seem to attract goodie too shoes girls, not the ones willing to get deep down and dirty, are there any?? My sexual appitite is huge but unsatisfied.

I have a great imagination and can think a porn situation easy, almost naturally.

So come on girl brighten up my otherwise boring life and prove that the are girls out there with some sexual appitite. Or reply to slag me off if you prefer.

No under 18, just adults!

Jamesukinus@mad.scientist.com

PS. I share a flat with 3 other guys if you real dirty!!

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Originally posted by jamieforsex

Please help me out, I´ve been trying for years to find a raunchy girls to write dirty too, but unless I´m really shit at it, no girls seem to be up for it.

Nice sluts appreciate correct grammar and use of punctuation. Meet Mr. Semicolon; he is your friend.

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Originally posted by jamieforsex

Please help me out, I´ve been trying for years to find a raunchy girls to write dirty too, but unless I´m really shit at it, no girls seem to be up for it.

Everyone else seem to get some so why cant I.

I got a magnificent rod, huge and the girls I met dont seem to not be into that either, Too huge, Am I just unlucky??

I seem to look ok as I have no problem in getting girls but I seem to attract goodie too shoes girls, not the ones willing to get deep down and dirty, are there any?? My sexual appitite is huge but unsatisfied.

I have a great imagination and can think a porn situation easy, almost naturally.

So come on girl brighten up my otherwise boring life and prove that the are girls out there with some sexual appitite. Or reply to slag me off if you prefer.

No under 18, just adults!

Jamesukinus@mad.scientist.com

PS. I share a flat with 3 other guys if you real dirty!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: now thats just good comedy there !!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I really believe that this is DGmodel, having had too much turkey and stuffing, drunk off tryptophan and all the other chemicals that come with thanksgiving meal.

Dude, I know a great shrink that can help you with this Jekyll/Hyde syndrome. I no longer have the dsire to hump Mr. Potato head dolls, he can help you too. Just send me a PM for the details...

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Originally posted by trueqwest

I really believe that this is DGmodel, having had too much turkey and stuffing, drunk off tryptophan and all the other chemicals that come with thanksgiving meal.

Dude, I know a great shrink that can help you with this Jekyll/Hyde syndrome. I no longer have the dsire to hump Mr. Potato head dolls, he can help you too. Just send me a PM for the details...

:laugh:

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Originally posted by bumpdaddy

"they're all sluts. I was married to one of em. Ever go to marriage counseling? I tried it....don't bother. I paid 10 grand to have another slut confirm that I'm an asshole" - my boss

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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