pod Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Not quite a movie but still, it's funny...Ghetto crackwhore: "Shut the fuck up, whitey!"Tony: "Nice language, you blow your father with that mouth?"-Sopranos Season 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilliz77 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by Bling Colonel Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed!Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!Colonel Sanders: Lightspeed too slow?Dark Helmet: Yes. We're going to have to go rightto.......Ludicrous speed! (everyone gasps)Colonel Sanders: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fastbefore...I don't know if the ship can take it!Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chickennn?!Spaceballs Dark Helmet: Who's heCol. Sanders: He's an asshole sirDark Helmet: I know he's an asshole, but what's his nameCol Sanders: That is his name, first class Major assholeDrk Helmet: who brought him hereAsshole: I didDrk Helmet: and who are youCol Sanders: he's an asshole to sireDrk Helmet: How many assholes we have on here?Assholes: *raises hands* hereDrk Helmet: I can't believe it, I am surrounded by assholes....keep firing assholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by djrx06 "Would you say I have a plethora of Pinyatas?"-Three Amigos"We raped the Horses and we road off on the women!"-Three Amigos What is this? Gringos falling from the sky?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilliz77 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 "write that down" Natl Lampoons Van Widler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 2 Author Report Share Posted January 2 say hello to my littol friend !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 2 Author Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by happyface What is this? Gringos falling from the sky?! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace!Scotsman: William Wallace is seven feet tall!Wallace: Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes...and bolts of lightning from his arse! (laughter) I AM William Wallace! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?Scotsman: Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!" (Scottish Army gets fired up)Braveheart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 2 Author Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by Bling Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace!Scotsman: William Wallace is seven feet tall!Wallace: Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes...and bolts of lightning from his arse! (laughter) I AM William Wallace! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?Scotsman: Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!" (Scottish Army gets fired up)Braveheart def one of my fave movies of all time !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolutv Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 "oh yeah, oh yeah, oh......eat my pussy! eat my pussy!"-tera patrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 "No more yanky my wanky......the Donger needs food!"16 Candlesand"Every passing moment is another chance to turn your life around."Vanilla Sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djrx06 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 "Did somebody step on a duck?" - Caddyshack"Wanna tie me up with some or your ties ty?" - Caddyshack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trojanman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by nexusgroove This is My House, if you don't like it, get the fuck Out.-Eddy Murphy - Raw um that was delirious but he says that in raw too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by tranzwhore "No more yanky my wanky......the Donger needs food!"16 Candlesand"Every passing moment is another chance to turn your life around."Vanilla Sky HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YOU AND LEX..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Ricky Fitts: It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to American Beauty (def one of my all time fav movies ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by happyface HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YOU AND LEX..... much love from both of us! happy 2004! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trojanman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 your hairlines like wayyy back here......you aint got a forehead, u got a five-headits all fucked upi bet when you dream. u dont have dreams, you have movies.mike epps in All About The Benjamins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trojanman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 harry: i cant believe that there isnt one job in this whole freakin town......lloyd: unless u wanna work 40 hours a week!!dumb and dumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trojanman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 this town is like a great big pussy just waiting to get fuckedscarface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 I wil not rest until I have you holding a Coke wearing your own shoe playing a Sega game featuring you while signing your own song in a new commercial starring you broadcast during the SuperBowl in a game that you are winning and I will not sleep until that happens...I'll give you 15 minutes to call me back. jerry maguire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Beuller?Beuller?Beuller?Beuller?Beuller?Beuller?Beuller?Beuller?Beuller?Beuller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by absolutv "oh yeah, oh yeah, oh......eat my pussy! eat my pussy!"-tera patrick :laugh: im a carrera fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Harry: "We succesfully mated a bulldog and a shitzo"Girl: "Oh yeah. That's strange"Harry: "Yep. We called it a BULLSHIT " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Bert Lahr (Cowardly Lion): Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got? All: Courage! Bert Lahr (Cowardly Lion): You can say that again! Huh? Margaret Hamilton (Wicked Witch of the West): I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too! Frank Morgan (Wizard of Oz): A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by othersWizard of OZ one of my favorites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trojanman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 cheech: whats in this manchong: mostly muai waui man, but its got some labrador in it cheech: what's labradorchong: it's dogshit!cheech: What!chong: yea, my dog ate my stash man. i had it on the table and the lil mutherfucker ate it. so i had to followem around with a lil baggie for three days till i got it back. really blew the dogs mind.cheech: u mean were smoking dogshit!chong: gets ya high dont it.....smokey car rides by............cheech: i wonder what great dane taste like.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Willy Wonka: Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything. Willy Wonka: We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it Is it raining? Is it snowing?Is a hurricane a-blowing?Not a speck of light is showing,So the danger must be growing.Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?Is the grisly reaper mowing?Yes, the danger must be growing,For the rowers keep on rowing,And they're certainly not showing,Any signs that they are slowing!Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory(yes im a movie buff to the 10th degree) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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