pod Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 It's not a tuma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by mala Mine is from 'Better Off Dead.' John Cusack's character falls off an overpass and lands in a dump truck. Some dude trimming a tree sees Cusack laying among the trash in the truck, and says, "now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that." Hahah Im watching this movie right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 "FUCK EM ALL! I bury those cockaroaches!"~~Scarface"AND YOU KNOW THIS-----MANNNNNNN!!!!!"~~~fRIDAY"Stop bein a lil bitch and come on!!"~~Devo, Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 "See we"re partners and all, but we are partners with boundaries...see, here"s our lil boundary box, and were gonna take the word "flacid", along with my momma"s titties, and your erection problems, and put em in our lil boundary box."~~~Will Smith, Bad Boys II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 I thought you said you looked like Janet Jackson, sheeyot you look more like Freddy Jackson... DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNN!- Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 4 Author Report Share Posted January 4 Originally posted by rudeboywarrior I thought you said you looked like Janet Jackson, sheeyot you look more like Freddy Jackson... DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNN!- Friday :laugh: that was funny as fuck !!! all 3 fridays kick ass !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?National Lampoon Xmas Vacation (one of the funniest movies eva) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 come 'ere gimme a kiss... - tony montana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Pastor: Excuse me, brother! What we call drugs down at the 74thSt. Baptist Church....(sings) We call a sin a sin sin!!Smokey: (imitating his preacher sound)t Well 'round here, at 10Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twentytwin-twin! Niggah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 4 Author Report Share Posted January 4 Originally posted by naughtybabe Pastor: Excuse me, brother! What we call drugs down at the 74thSt. Baptist Church....(sings) We call a sin a sin sin!!Smokey: (imitating his preacher sound)t Well 'round here, at 10Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twentytwin-twin! Niggah! mmmmmm nice to see you around these parts young lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 As long as I'm welcome.... I'll be here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 4 Author Report Share Posted January 4 Originally posted by naughtybabe As long as I'm welcome.... I'll be here! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Originally posted by naughtybabe As long as I'm welcome.... I'll be here! I think I speak for everyone....YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME!!!!! Especially with those sigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poysoniv Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Moff- Nice one brother!Jip- Nice one brother!Moff- I said nice, bruv!Jip- Nice one, brother!Moff-I said nice, bruv!Jip- Fucking nice one brother!Moff- Nice one, bruv! Brother!!Jip- Fuck off! -Human Traffic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 get down from the tree felipe !!! before i kick your ass homes ! colors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecadet888 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 lol classic---Austin Powers: There are Two things in this world i hate...and one is Nuclear War...Bazil: And the Other?Austin: Come Again? Bazil: Well yes...you said there are two things in this world you hate..the other?Austin: Carnies..Circus folk..Smell of CabbageBazil: *puzzled look*Austin:*leans to Bazil* Small hands.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 austin powers - im sorry bazzle , but i thought it was a manbazzle - damnit austin you're talkin about my motheraustin - well you have to admit , she does look a bit manly bazzle - AUSTIN !!austin - i mean if that is a woman she looks like she got beat with an ugly stick !! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING!apocalypse nowOnce that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shiet, just goes right out the window....black hawk down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleasureguest Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 ludacris speed gooo.... Space ballssmoke if u got em.....i always drink coffee before i read radareveryone knows that..."course we do sir"preparing y are u always preparing just go.......(Space balls)>>>>>>>new car smellthats about the best smell in the worldexcept maybe for pussy///(Christine)>>>>>>lazy good for nuthinworthless low life sack of sh*itu forgot ugly lazy and disrespectful_shut up biatch make me a pot pie__The breakfeast CLub__>>>too manyfrom plans trains and automoblies.....also way too many from alll Eddie murphy stand up...Lillian cannot leave the house Lillian can not use the phone... if there is a fire u better burn u p in this house, dont let the fireman said he didnt find u in here...wowowowowwooo u cant use my phone.... :tongue: : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by djcarlosf Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shiet, just goes right out the window....black hawk down :aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poysoniv Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 i'm a model, idiot.Zoolander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatfriek Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by rudeboywarrior there are 2 types of balls there are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls... etc. the fact that you have REPLICA written down the side of your guns and the fact that i have Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking even more. -SNATCH- by far one of the best quotes here imho!!!!good one matt!!!i fawkin ate pikees!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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