happyface Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 DOMINOS MOTHERFUCKA ! ! ! ! -ICE CUBE in BOYZ IN DA HOOD.... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poysoniv Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 " That must be Nigel with the Brie!?!"- 10 things I Hate About You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookiebeah Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 " When your up it's never as good as it seems..."-BLOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookiebeah Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 " are you my conscience" -finding nemo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 PULP FICTION Quentin Tarantino --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Pulp (pulp)n. 1. A soft shapeless mass of matter. 2. A book containing lurid subject matter, and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper. American Heritage Dictionary New College Edition --------------------------------------------------------------------------------HONEY BUNNY: Here? It's a coffee shop. PUMPKIN: What's wrong with that? People never rob restaurants, why not? Bars, liquor stores, gas stations, you get your head blown off stickin' up one of them. Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed, or not as expecting. HONEY BUNNY: I bet in places like this you could cut down on the hero factor. PUMPKIN: Correct. Just like banks, these places are insured. The managers don't give a fuck, they're just tryin' to get ya out the door before you start pluggin' diners. Waitresses, forget it, they ain't takin' a bullet for the register. Busboys, some wetback gettin' paid a dollar fifty a hour gonna really give a fuck you're stealin' from the owner. Customers are sittin' there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's goin' on. One minute they're havin' a Denver omelette, next minute somebody's stickin' a gun in their face. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------HONEY BUNNY: Here? It's a coffee shop. PUMPKIN: What's wrong with that? People never rob restaurants, why not? Bars, liquor stores, gas stations, you get your head blown off stickin' up one of them. Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed, or not as expecting. HONEY BUNNY: I bet in places like this you could cut down on the hero factor. PUMPKIN: Correct. Just like banks, these places are insured. The managers don't give a fuck, they're just tryin' to get ya out the door before you start pluggin' diners. Waitresses, forget it, they ain't takin' a bullet for the register. Busboys, some wetback gettin' paid a dollar fifty a hour gonna really give a fuck you're stealin' from the owner. Customers are sittin' there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's goin' on. One minute they're havin' a Denver omelette, next minute somebody's stickin' a gun in their face. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------PUMPKIN: Everybody be cool this is a robbery! HONEY BUNNY: Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------JULES: Well, hash is legal there, right? VINCENT: Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places. JULES: Those are hash bars? VINCENT: Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------VINCENT: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. JULES: What'd they call it? VINCENT: Royale with Cheese. JULES: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. JULES: What do they call a Whopper? VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? JULES: What? VINCENT: Mayonnaise. JULES: Goddamn! VINCENT: I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it. PULP FICTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 "You love me; I love you. Now let's get drunk and go gambling."Barney Goes to Vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Dr. Evil can i paint his yoo-hoo gold? Its kind of my thing.................................................................................................................................................... HOW 'BOUT NNNNNNO! you crazy dutch bastard.This goldie pants over...c'mon back ya son of a bitch pile o' monkey nutsI got smokie in my rear and i'm coming in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trojanman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 where are you from??i be from jamaica mon....loda-mercywhat part of jamaica?right near the beach oooooyyyyyyyy!!!!i think your bullshittinsampson simpson i stick by my story i am from jamaica....if i wasnt jamaican why would i wear this hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 3 Author Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by trojanman where are you from??i be from jamaica mon....loda-mercywhat part of jamaica?right near the beach oooooyyyyyyyy!!!!i think your bullshittinsampson simpson i stick by my story i am from jamaica....if i wasnt jamaican why would i wear this hat! :laugh: & dont 4 get I GOT SOME BOOTY !! I GOT SOME BOOTY ! I GOT SOME BOOTY !! AHHHH & SHE WAS A GIVER :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcrespo Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 first there was darknses then came strangers they had mastered the ultimate technology the ability to alter physical reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Shannon Hamilton: I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those fucking mallrats. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out and act like you fucking live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agendas. Brodie: Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship? [shannon Hamilton beats up Brodie] Shannon Hamilton: Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's fucking clueless. The newly single always feel a bit protective of the ex-boyfriend. Brodie: If this is her idea of protective, I'd hate to have her mad at me. Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable. Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen? ______________________Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat! I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair! Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place. Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen?___________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted January 3 Author Report Share Posted January 3 the "NEXT" time the motha fucka calls tell him i said "suck "MY"dick !! cause i dont give a fuck !!! eddie murphy imitating richard pryor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eKiTeL Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 I coulda had class, I coulda been a contender, I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I amMarlon Brando in On the Waterfront Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poysoniv Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Stop lookin at me swan!-billy madison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by poysoniv Stop lookin at me swan!-billy madison i thought it was a penguin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patchofsoul Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 "NOT A FINGAH!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southof5th Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 'PC LOAD LETTER' - what the fuck does that mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poysoniv Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by djcarlosf i thought it was a penguin? nope...it's swan- its the bathtub scene Billy likes the penguin, he wouldn't say that to the penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by poysoniv nope...it's swan- its the bathtub scene Billy likes the penguin, he wouldn't say that to the penguin. shampoo is bettah, it gets the hair squeeky and clean...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, condtionah is bettah it leaves the hair sliky and smooth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 "Man, there are a million fine girls in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you. "Clerks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macboy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echoesofdusk Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by Bling In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.scarface few more from that masterpiece:"why dont you try.. stickin joo head up joo ass.. see.. if it fits" - tony montana"Do you know what a hasser is? that's a pig, that don't fly straight.. neither do you!" - tony montana"manny, look at that pelican fly! come onnn pelican!" - tony montana"you know what your problem is.. pussycat? you got nothin to do in your life meng.. why dont you get a job or somethin.. ye know? do somethin.. be a nurse, work with blind kids, lepers, that kind of thing.. anything beats lying around all way waitin for me to fuck you, ill tell you that" - tony montana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echoesofdusk Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by poysoniv nope...it's swan- its the bathtub scene Billy likes the penguin, he wouldn't say that to the penguin. lol..."shampoo is beddah! it goes on first and cleans da hair.. conditionaa is beddah.. it leaves the hair silka and smoooth.. oh really fool, REALLY FOOL! *bangs the conditioner and shampoo together* stop lookin at me swan!"then there's this one(drunk billy at veronica's house) "oh i see whats gooin on here.. so sorry to interuuuuuuuuuupt.. proceeedd" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attomic Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 "Yeah, uh Im gonna need you to come in Saturday.... oh and Sunday too, yeah thanks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 do i make u horny baby.....do i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!austin powers!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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