xlr8ted Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 I don't drink coffee that much, maybe once a week, but when I do, I put a hurtin on my work's bathroom... Does this shitting go away when you become a coffee drinker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 ...eventually your body adjusts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 I don't really like drinking it, only if I have to, but I'll hit up the bathroom like woah after a large cup from Pax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 i never drink coffee and i rarely drink any hot beverages...but if i do have a french vanilla cap i have to shit immediately after... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misssquid Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 yea ur body does adjust... i've been drinkN coffee for along time ..... never had any bathroom emergencys!!!!! hahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Graphic:Originally posted by xlr8ted I don't drink coffee that much, maybe once a week, but when I do, I put a hurtin on my work's bathroom... Does this shitting go away when you become a coffee drinker? i dont know, some say yes... but i gave up drinking coffee for a while but you know how sbux is its like crack... and i started drinking it again... and im still waiting for my body to adjust... the worst is if i drink coffee after a night of drinking on an empty stomach... HOLY CANOLI... its like peeing out of my ass... a shit piss if you will... and after it feels as if ppl were snuffing cigarettes out in my asshole all night... thinks twice about posting this graphic nonsense... but hopes for humor sake its worth it~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Coffee definitely makes me shit. Especially flavored coffee like Hazelnut. It's usually bad if I don't use Lactaid milk (yes, I'm somewhat lactose intolerant) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted February 5 Author Report Share Posted February 5 Originally posted by dgmodel Graphic:i dont know, some say yes... but i gave up drinking coffee for a while but you know how sbux is its like crack... and i started drinking it again... and im still waiting for my body to adjust... the worst is if i drink coffee after a night of drinking on an empty stomach... HOLY CANOLI... its like peeing out of my ass... a shit piss if you will... and after it feels as if ppl were snuffing cigarettes out in my asshole all night... thinks twice about posting this graphic nonsense... but hopes for humor sake its worth it~! :laugh: So what color was your shit after the chips, i'm on the edge of my toliet seat waiting.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 check the thread for the update~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 sometimes... depending on what kind it is... like.. a DD iced coffee... or a cafe mocha from school... the more specialty coffee it is... the less i shit from it.. sorry lol... but seriously.. people say if u have trouble going to the bathroom, drink some coffee and smoke a cigarette.. but i dont smoke and coffee sometimes makes it worse...i do know that im lactose intolerant so that could be the problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 i drink mine black no milk no sugar and the only problems i have ever had is a raw stomich.......shit is like acid to your insides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 I hardly ever drink coffee, so when I do it does a number on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted February 5 Author Report Share Posted February 5 I love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Originally posted by fouroneone i drink mine black no milk no sugar and the only problems i have ever had is a raw stomich.......shit is like acid to your insides i like my coffee like i like my women... black and rich... j/k but yeah i drink it black as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 ...Oh yeah...that first sip in the morning and its magazine time...Like clockwork...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 worse than a laxative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 this thread is like an accident on the Grand Central...you can't help but look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by naughtybabe I hardly ever drink coffee, so when I do it does a number on me reading this post and seeing that pic in ur sig is not putting a good picture into my head right now:shake: on a side note... I usually get Dunkin Donuts coffee before work and usually within an hour I'm ready to drop major duece. Stuff flushes my system like woah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by linabina sometimes... depending on what kind it is... like.. a DD iced coffee... or a cafe mocha from school... the more specialty coffee it is... the less i shit from it.. sorry lol... but seriously.. people say if u have trouble going to the bathroom, drink some coffee and smoke a cigarette.. but i dont smoke and coffee sometimes makes it worse...i do know that im lactose intolerant so that could be the problem i like coffee but i never drink it when i'm out 'cause it sends me to the bathroom. it's funny it hits all you guys that way, 'cause i never understood how coffeehouses are so popular ("a hot chocolate for me, please...")and it's funny you mention cigarettes, too, lina! you're the only one i know who's ever said something about that! i smoke cloves occasionally, and they send me to the potty, too. i don't smoke them when i'm out. but people smoke packs of cigs a day; i don't get it . are cloves stronger in that regard, maybe? thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Of course I have my el pico columbian coffee, then my DD, and i check out the bathroom for the next hour or so and read the new york times front to back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by linabina i do know that im lactose intolerant so that could be the problem So am I Glad to see we have something in common...atleast now I know I have a good conversation starter if I ever get a chance to meet you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 hell yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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