xlr8ted Posted April 7 Author Report Share Posted April 7 Anyone ever fart and shit themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 True Story: When I was in college, "a friend of mine" had beef with some kid all year. They went back and forth fighting and shit and one night at some place we were at...I guess he knew the bouncers and payed them to pretty much kick the shit out of him and throw him out.They literally had him in the corner and were kicking him and shit....then one bouncer put him in such a tight choke hold when he was throwing him out that he shit his pants!This is not a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 :laugh: that sucksdo u think after that he cared more about the beating he just took....or the shit in his pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by xlr8ted Anyone ever fart and shit themselves? i know some loser who ruined a couch once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobik Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Originally posted by smokesum i know some loser who ruined a couch once Now that must of been embarresing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by smokesum i know some loser who ruined a couch once nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 ...last year our office had dinner with some of our clients in manhattan...the CEO showed up as a surprise and partied with us...at the end of the night, i saw him running up the stairs towards the bathroom...he ended up driving two of my coworkers home from the city - they literally had to open the windows during the entire ride...although he did not say anything that night, he later told my boss that he thought he shat himself before leaving nyc...lmfao...those poor passengers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by phatman ...last year our office had dinner with some of our clients in manhattan...the CEO showed up as a surprise and partied with us...at the end of the night, i saw him running up the stairs towards the bathroom...he ended up driving two of my coworkers home from the city - they literally had to open the windows during the entire ride...although he did not say anything that night, he later told my boss that he thought he shat himself before leaving nyc...lmfao...those poor passengers.... omg :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 love the word 'shat' :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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