blondeboheme Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Just wondering....I bet you all were a bunch of ornery lil bastards!! Me?1. Cut Mom's hair when she wasn't looking, she wasn't very happy about that.2. Always got caught hiding with a spoon and the sugar jar, heh heh. 3. I made a mess and instead of picking it up I shoved everything under my bed. When Mom noticed my shelves were empty she took all the stuff from under the bed and put it in the attic temporarily. 4. I didn't know what a bastard was and I wrote it on a piece of paper and stuck it on my older brother's door. He got pisssssssed. Other than that I was a perfect little angel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by blondeboheme Other than that I was a perfect little angel. now that ur grown up, r u a naughty little angel!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Got caught teaching my girl friend how to masturbate... and I was only 5.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeboheme Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by Candy Got caught teaching my girl friend how to masturbate... and I was only 5.. Don't worry sweetie me and my friends were, um, exploring by then, too! I got caught in the bathroom with a little boy doing a "You show me yours, I'll show you mine" when I was in Pre-school!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 got bit by a cat and had to get fourteen shots around my bellybutton, nothing nice about that...the cat bit me because I was singin' it from the tail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by Candy Got caught teaching my girl friend how to masturbate... and I was only 5.. I don't know how... but I never got caught...aaahhh, those experimental days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeboheme Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by fliptoniaaa now that ur grown up, r u a naughty little angel!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Naw, now I am a sweet little devil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 i never did anything bad.. still don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeboheme Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by tired i never did anything bad.. still don't = "i did too many bad things to mention and i still do" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by tired i never did anything bad.. still don't .......and you expect us to believe that shit??C'mon now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by tired i never did anything bad.. still don't Yea, me too! It's not wrong until you get caught..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 I'm doing one right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 I'm doing one right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by funketeer I'm doing one right now... Let me guess - double posting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flaca Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 I was always a good little girl. Daddy's little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 looks like we got a female Bling here. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juxt Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 I sat a crazy expensive living room rug and a quilt on fire. The story goes like this:I am home alone and snooping around where I shouldn't be snooping. I find where my mom keeps purfumes and such and try to find out which one of them would burn by pouring a little bit on a glass table and lighting it with a match. Finally I find one that burns, quite well I must add. I empty the bottle into the bed of my toy plastic pick up truck, set it on fire and roll it on the carpet. The truck flips, the carpet is on fire. I run to the kitchen to get some water, which involves putting a stool next to the sink, climbing on the stool, barely reaching the faucet and filling up a cup full of water. By the time I get to the living room the fire is way more than can be put out with a cup full of water. I freak out and grab a quilt from my parent's bedroom and cover up the fire. The lie I came up with to cover my ass is worthy of a short story. Some day it will be told.If I am not mistaken, I am still grounded for that, 16 years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznxtc Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 used to do graffiti back in the days, till i got caught.expelled from 3 schools. 3 public and 1 GHETTTO ASSSS SCHOOL FOR UNDISCIPLINED children. =X haha i wasnt a wild child, just in the game for the fame. hahaand my aunt caught me fucking with my girlfriend in the kitchen, and she gave me a whole hour lecture on impregnating a girl and all the responsiblities that come with it, how am i gonna fuck with relatives at home, how old are you, how old is the girl, she was like my god, wen i was 15 i wasnt like you yet. i cant believe you horny children. aunt: CONDOMS? me: yea.. aunt: Ok, well thats good then. hahahahalol those were the only two things that i look back on and it makes me laugh, cuz those were the teen days. all carefree and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 got my mom and me kicked out of our apartment because they suspected me of breaking into other peoples apartments oh yeah.. and the washing machines (which worked on quarters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 When I was 6, I finger painted my mom's Mini (the old ones built by British Leyland) in Greece.But ever since then, I've been a little angel. I never bother anyone and I NEVER cause any trouble, anywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeboheme Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 Once I stole a tootsie roll from a gas station and when my mom caught me eating it in the car *stoopid stoopid stoopid* she made me back and tell the clerk what I had done and pay for the tootsie roll. True story! Craaaazyyyy shit, man, craaaaaazyy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And one time, at band camp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 I was always a rebel as a kid & growing up.I got in trouble for all kinds of shit: throwing rocks at passing cars (I was 7),stabbing my sister with a plastic fork for yelling at me, (9)caught by the school's assistant principal skipping and telling her to "rotate bitch" when she told me she was gonna call my parents (14)lighting a smoke bomb in the bathroom in school (15)getting caught by my girlfriend's mother at the time banging herdoggy style and we couldnt even fake it (18) Life's been good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by blondeboheme Once I stole a tootsie roll from a gas station and when my mom caught me eating it in the car *stoopid stoopid stoopid* she made me back and tell the clerk what I had done and pay for the tootsie roll. True story! Craaaazyyyy shit, man, craaaaaazyy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And one time, at band camp... You shoved a flute up your pussy??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by philippio You shoved a flute up your pussy??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeboheme Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 well, it was a clarinet, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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