lalate Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 What are the things you can't believe you said, or were said to you, in the club this weekend ...Here's a few ..."Give me your shirt, boy!" "Girl, don't take my shirt off, I'm gonna get kicked out"."Sir, I'm warning you, put your shirt back on or your getting kicked out of the club" "How about you do her, boy, as I videotape the both of you" "Will you direct us also, girl?""That's the best foot massage ever"."Actually I luv tongue in the ear""Lets both give him tongue""OMG I luv ur tongue, girl"(FYI ... Sorry about all the mushy gooshy stuff lately. I got my mood back thanks to two latinas last weekend.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 The other day as I was walking into the nail salon, some creepy guy was staring at me...and goes...."Damn you look like one of them sex kittens, I bet you're amazing in the sack." ...lmao......so funny. but it was disgusting and disrespectful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 ummm..pretty much the only thing i said or was said to me in the club was "lets get another shot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 "got any blow?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Wake up Stymie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Wake up Stymie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 I said in the club. We have to go my panties broke and I have a skirt on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 "get me a water, I cant stand up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 "get me a water, I cant stand up"touche"keep ras away from me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 touche"keep ras away from me"touche"what the fuck did you tell my girlfriend about last weekend???????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 3 Author Report Share Posted August 3 "Yeah grab that railing and gimme that ass, girl"."Is that Patrone gold or silver inside your zipper?""Are you Sicilian from the waist down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 touche"what the fuck did you tell my girlfriend about last weekend???????""I dont know, I cut my hand and droped it in the toilet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha shitwho? James zabielawho? JAMES ZABIELAwho ? JAMES ZABIELA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 I said in the club. We have to go my panties broke and I have a skirt on! how the hell did they break? moniquetz007 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 how the hell did they break?OK! The back is made of metal with rinestones! SO I guess one of the metal links snapped! I left right after that. I was not about to walk around with nothing on under my skirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 "HEY MAMA I'M HALF BLACK" DJGaryMatthews 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 OK! The back is made of metal with rinestones! SO I guess one of the metal links snapped! I left right after that. I was not about to walk around with nothing on under my skirt!why not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 OK! The back is made of metal with rinestones! SO I guess one of the metal links snapped! I left right after that. I was not about to walk around with nothing on under my skirt!woulda been hot if ya did though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 why notNot my style to when I have a skirt on! Thats the only time I wear them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 How did you manage to snap a metal clasp. Is your ass fat?That's hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 How did you manage to snap a metal clasp. Is your ass fat?That's hotNo I dont have a fat ass! Yea my guy friends thought it was hot too.They tried to sneak a peak! After one of my girlfriends told them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 No I dont have a fat ass! Yea my guy friends thought it was hot too.They tried to sneak a peak! After one of my girlfriends told them! lol can u really blame them? if a guys zipper broke and u knew he had know underwear on, wouldnt u try to get a peak inside his pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 lol can u really blame them? if a guys zipper broke and u knew he had know underwear on, wouldnt u try to get a peak inside his pants?HELL YEA! If its looks good I might have to sample it later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 HELL YEA! If its looks good I might have to sample it later! SEEEEEEEEE! so they just wanted to see if u looked sample-able. they just wanted a peek at that sweet little kitty and see how delicious it looked. just makin sure it didnt need a good lickin. thats all.hmmm...im horny now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 SEEEEEEEEE! so they just wanted to see if u looked sample-able. they just wanted a peek at that sweet little kitty and see how delicious it looked. just makin sure it didnt need a good lickin. thats all.hmmm...im horny nowYea! Well one of them got a little peek. He was under the stair and saw up! His expression was priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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