DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Yea! Well one of them got a little peek. He was under the stair and saw up! His expression was priceless! lucky fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 slow down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 lucky fuckHA! We have a date on thursday! I guess he liked what he saw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 HA! We have a date on thursday! I guess he liked what he saw! wow no time wasted there. well we know who will be walkin funny fri morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 wow no time wasted there. well we know who will be walkin funny fri morning!Yea! He will after I get done with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Yea! He will after I get done with him! NOICE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Yea! He will after I get done with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamimonk Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 An extremly attractive girl came up to me at mansion this satturday and started talking to me, I said what did you say, because I couldnt hear over the music, she started talking again and I realized it was in spanish... which I dont understand, from her body language I would def say she was telling me something good, but then I am like " i dont speak spanish", and she says, nevermind..... F.U.C.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 An extremly attractive girl came up to me at mansion this satturday and started talking to me, I said what did you say, because I couldnt hear over the music, she started talking again and I realized it was in spanish... which I dont understand, from her body language I would def say she was telling me something good, but then I am like " i dont speak spanish", and she says, nevermind..... F.U.C.K.that sux! hey maybe she was saying "my name is really Eduardo but i like to wear dresses. would u like to get out of here and suck my dick out in my Duster?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tc55 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 - I'll have a coke.-You have coke? How much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 3 Author Report Share Posted August 3 "Girl, who's that dude that was strangling you?""My ex boyfriend"."Where'd you get those three roses from?""The ex bought them for me. He's so inconsiderate. How the hell I'm gonna dance with three long stem roses with you all night?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamimonk Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 that sux! hey maybe she was saying "my name is really Eduardo but i like to wear dresses. would u like to get out of here and suck my dick out in my Duster?"*sigh* A man can only dream.....Heres another one, it wasn't this weekend, it was at space a few weeks ago.Dude: "You got any party favors?"Me: "Glowsticks?"Dude: "...."Me: "OooHhH..yay , nope sorry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 NOICE!!!!Do you really FUCK on the first date! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Im not into whipping but spankings im down for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Im not into whipping but spankings im down for! get over here u sexy little thang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 i was at djais this past sunday dancing with my friend Tommy and i feel this dude just eyeing my down... so im dancing and i feel this guy come up behind me, while im dancing with someone else and he goes "dont dance with me... im a bad boy... im gonna cause trouble" im like "uhhh dont u worry u wont cause trouble cuz im not gonna dance with u... " hes like "oh i wanna cause trouble..." as he puts his hands on my hips from behind me... and im like "dude, dont touch me... im here with someone else" and he goes "r u sure? " LOL im like "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then my friend proceeds to grab me and pull me to him so this guy would get the point... WTF i was also told by djais own bon solid-- " i wanna just eat u up" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 " i wanna just eat u" thats better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 get over here u sexy little thang!Now thats what I like to hear! Spank me baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 i was at djais this past sunday dancing with my friend Tommy and i feel this dude just eyeing my down... so im dancing and i feel this guy come up behind me, while im dancing with someone else and he goes "dont dance with me... im a bad boy... im gonna cause trouble" im like "uhhh dont u worry u wont cause trouble cuz im not gonna dance with u... " hes like "oh i wanna cause trouble..." as he puts his hands on my hips from behind me... and im like "dude, dont touch me... im here with someone else" and he goes "r u sure? " LOL im like "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then my friend proceeds to grab me and pull me to him so this guy would get the point... WTF i was also told by djais own bon solid-- " i wanna just eat u up" lol Yeah, bon said that to me too.....................but it was after a 1/5 of kettle one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 lolbon is definitely silly... he sees me and growls at me then goes to bite me Yeah, bon said that to me too.....................but it was after a 1/5 of kettle one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 4 Author Report Share Posted August 4 omg lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 6 Author Report Share Posted August 6 This was last night. It's not about sex but its fuc@king crazy lol.I was at this club/lounge last night. I went up to the second bar later in the night with my girl next to me. I had a drink in my hand. I spotted the bartender and this was the conversation. ME: "Shot of Cuervo for the girl".BARTENDER: "What?" ME: "Cuervo"BARTENDER: "Oh. Do you have ID?"ME: "Um, I''m ALREADY drinking. LOL See here's my drink."BARTENDER: "We have to check IDs ... even between drinks."ME: "You must be kiddin. If I'm underaged, then Hillary Duff is a fetus."(gave him my id)BARTENDER: "So what do you want?"ME: "Cuervo"BARTENDER: "What?'"ME: "Cuervo. The tequila lol"BARTENDER: "Oh, we don't have it."ME: "The bottles right behind you. There."He poured the drink.BARTENDER: "Here you go"ME: "Here's your drink baby"GIRL: "I wanta buy extra one for my friend".BARTENDER: "Let me see your id"At this point I wanted to say - hey, the first drink was for her, but you carded me. Now the second drink is for the girl's frined, and you are carding the girl. LOLBARTENDER: "$8"GIRL: "Here's $10. Keep the change. And where's the lemon."BARTENDER: "We dont have lemons up here."ME: "Fast, get your 25% tip back before he picks it up"GIRL: "How about Salt?"BARTENDER: "Salt why?"GIRL: "Dude, you did not just say that!"She drinks the shots. And then 10 minutes later he walked up to us on the dancefloor ...BARTENDER: "Here I found a salt shaker". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coachjames Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Man, you guys have weird parties out in LA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 6 Author Report Share Posted August 6 Man, you guys have weird parties out in LA.Funny thing is the bartender downstairs gave you practicallly 0the bottle for $8 lol. And you say, hmmm, this isnt good, and she basically gave you a taste test for the next 3 minutes refilling and refilling your glass lol. So upstairs - incredibly weird. Downstairs - totally cool lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 This was last night. It's not about sex but its fuc@king crazy lol.I was at this club/lounge last night. I went up to the second bar later in the night with my girl next to me. I had a drink in my hand. I spotted the bartender and this was the conversation. ME: "Shot of Cuervo for the girl".BARTENDER: "What?" ME: "Cuervo"BARTENDER: "Oh. Do you have ID?"ME: "Um, I''m ALREADY drinking. LOL See here's my drink."BARTENDER: "We have to check IDs ... even between drinks."ME: "You must be kiddin. If I'm underaged, then Hillary Duff is a fetus."(gave him my id)BARTENDER: "So what do you want?"ME: "Cuervo"BARTENDER: "What?'"ME: "Cuervo. The tequila lol"BARTENDER: "Oh, we don't have it."ME: "The bottles right behind you. There."He poured the drink.BARTENDER: "Here you go"ME: "Here's your drink baby"GIRL: "I wanta buy extra one for my friend".BARTENDER: "Let me see your id"At this point I wanted to say - hey, the first drink was for her, but you carded me. Now the second drink is for the girl's frined, and you are carding the girl. LOLBARTENDER: "$8"GIRL: "Here's $10. Keep the change. And where's the lemon."BARTENDER: "We dont have lemons up here."ME: "Fast, get your 25% tip back before he picks it up"GIRL: "How about Salt?"BARTENDER: "Salt why?"GIRL: "Dude, you did not just say that!"She drinks the shots. And then 10 minutes later he walked up to us on the dancefloor ...BARTENDER: "Here I found a salt shaker".OMFG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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