cotoncandydream Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Incase it wasn't posted already....THINGS YOU MUST BELIEVE iN ORDER TO BE A REPUBLICAN --------------------------------------------------------------------------1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're aconservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayersfor your recovery.2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and ourhighest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big MoneyBut crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain ofillness.4. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and movingtheir jobs to India.5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, butmulti-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankindwithout regulation.6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and HillaryClinton.7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops inspeeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run forgovernor of California as a Republican.9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,then demand their cooperation and money.11. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the publicat heart.12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providinghealth care to all Americans is socialism.13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, butcreationism should be taught in schools.14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush'sdaddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him anda bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachableoffense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in whichthousands die is solid defense policy.16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in theConstitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring theInternet.17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, butGeorge Bush's driving record is none of our business.18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General JohnAshcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have theright to adopt.19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but tradewith China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.If you don't send this to at least 10 people, we're likely to be stuckwith Bush for 4 more years. Friends don't let friends vote Republican. PCR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishkanchuvak Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 21. Say "I could care less about what other countries think about us" and then complain about us not being welcomed with open arms in those countries. ("they are just jealous of us!")22. Say the market knows best and "its all about trickle down economics" when it comes to raising the minimum wage, but quickly bail out the airlines when they hit a rough spot. 23. Believe that a petty non violent criminal should be locked away for 20 years, so when he comes out he rapes, robs, and murders your ass because thats what he learned by observing the prison guards. 24. Believe that you are fit to be a fine president if you are simply a "good man"25. Believe that if you disagree with GW Bush then you are unpatriotic. 26. Believe that the CEO's that move their corporate HQ's to the Dutch Antilles to pay less taxes are great American heroes, and are true patriots. 27. Believe that the burden of taxation should be on the middle class, because "overtaxing business will stop the trickle down effect"28. Believe that it is a paramount priority to sound tax policy that those that make $600,000 a year be awarded a child tax credit, because it is a horrific injustice that they currently are not eligible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deefex Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 LOL, some of them are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 bush 04! he is taking the lead now and will soon be president once again! all these hollywood elitist cant do shit and they are trying thier ass off too. its gonna be great when he wins and they all bitch for another four years!! cant wait till november! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops inspeeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCR Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 bush 04! he is taking the lead now and will soon be president once again! all these hollywood elitist cant do shit and they are trying thier ass off too. its gonna be great when he wins and they all bitch for another four years!! cant wait till november!I am gonna laugh even more when Bush gets re-elected and your ass gets drafted. You may not be aware of it but this is being discussed between current admin and the Pentagon.Have fun voting for Bush and then fighting a war over his oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenl Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 There is good Bush and then there is Bad BushThere will be nothing funny if Dubya is re-elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arv105 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 great post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit24e Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops inspeeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.The raise for all special duty pay, including Cobat pay, will be instated in about a month or so... We are also getting a base pay raise within the next 6 months... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 good post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stompy Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 bush 04! he is taking the lead now and will soon be president once again! all these hollywood elitist cant do shit and they are trying thier ass off too. its gonna be great when he wins and they all bitch for another four years!! cant wait till november!are you:a) living outside this country extremely richc) extremely religiousd) barbara bushe) oblivious of what is going on in the worldis there one thing that i should be happy about that this dude accomplished?point it out to me, because i can't figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxrachael1xx Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 and we should vote for kerry??? he cant even make his own decisions and stick by them.. hes always changing his mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotoncandydream Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 Rachel ahahahaha and Bush makes his own decisions???? Hi I can't take a piss without Dick Cheny checking our Haliburton bank account this month.People need to wake up! In the words of MAXI JAZZ of FAITHLESSWhether HALLIBUTON OR ENRON GREED IS MASS DESTRUCTIONJohn Kerry .............war hero, advocate for veterans and I believe truly cares about what happens to this country and it's people.George Bush..........Puppet for big business, murderer and liar.Nuff Said time for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit24e Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 John Kerry .............war hero, advocate for veterans and I believe truly cares about what happens to this country and it's people.lol thats funny. I'm not saying Bush is a good guy, but seriosuly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizzazz Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 REPUBS seems to have such a naive bandwagon type mentality..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 I am gonna laugh even more when Bush gets re-elected and your ass gets drafted. You may not be aware of it but this is being discussed between current admin and the Pentagon.lactually, that was propsed by a Democrat....Congressman Charles Rangle to be exact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 are you:a) living outside this country extremely richc) extremely religiousd) barbara bushe) oblivious of what is going on in the worldis there one thing that i should be happy about that this dude accomplished?point it out to me, because i can't figure it out you left out "extremely high" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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