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school lunch: sausage in a bag, round pizza with those animal bits on top, 10cent milk chocolate or white, hotdogs as thick as your forearm and tasted like your ass, lindens cookies chocochip, buttercrunch, and of course chocolate eclairs~! but my favourite was the lunchladies :love: with their sassy hairnets...

Woke up in the morning.

Put on my new plastic glove.

Served some re-heated salsbury steak

With a little slice of love.

Got no clue what the chicken pot pie

Is made of.

Just know everything's doing fine

Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, I wear this net on my head

'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.

I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.

I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,

But there's no reason to shout.

Everybody gets enough food

Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, yesterday's meatloaf

Is today's sloppy joes

And my breath reaks of tuna

And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.

In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.

Clouds made of carrots and peas.

Mountains built of shepherd's pie

And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.

But don't forget to return your trays

And try to ignore my gum disease.

No student can escape

The magic of Lunch Lady Land.

Oh..

Hogies and grinders.

Hogies and grinders.

Hogies and grinders.

Hogies and grinders.

Hogies and grinders.

Meatloaf sandwich.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Come on.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Yeah.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, *farting noise* joe.

Well, ah, dreamt one mornin'

That I woke up to see

All the pepperoni pizza

Was a-lookin' at me.

It screamed, "Why do you

Burn me and serve me up cold?"

I said, "I got the spatula,

Just do what you're told."

Then the liver and onions

Started joinin' the fight

And the chocolate pudding

Pushed me with all its might

And the chop juey slapped me

And it kicked me in the head.

"It's called revenge, Lunch Lady,"

Said the garlic bread.

I said, "What did I do to

Make you all so mad?"

They said, "You got flabby arms

And your breath is bad."

Then the green bean said,

"You better run and hide."

But then my friend, sloppy joe,

Came and joined my side.

He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady,

The kids wouldn't eat ya.

You should be shakin' her hand and sayin'

'Please to meet ya.'

She gives you a purpose

And she give you a goal.

You should be kissin' her feet

And kissin' her mole."

Now, all the angry foods

Just leave me alone

And we all live together

In a happy home

Thanks to

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Yeah.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Come on.

Sloppy joe.

Slop, sloppy joe.

Well, me and sloppy joe got married.

We got six kids and we're doin' just fine

Down in Lunch Lady Land...

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my high school claimed to have "dominoes" pizza.... it may very well have been dominoes but that shit was MAD old lol... the otis spunkmeyer cookies were the BOMB :drool: the double chocolate macadamia nut ones... mmmmm--- 3 for $1 lol

the M.R. kids at our school made those cookies...

we had papa johns at our school, but only at the end of the day...

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my high school claimed to have "dominoes" pizza.... it may very well have been dominoes but that shit was MAD old lol... the otis spunkmeyer cookies were the BOMB :drool: the double chocolate macadamia nut ones... mmmmm--- 3 for $1 lol

mine too

mondays and fridays were pizza day and you had a choice of dominos or crappy school pizza squares that you know they got from the A&P down the street in the forzen food section.

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yo u remember them soggy ass pretzels? those were the shittttttttttttttttttttttt!!!! and lets not forget jamaican patties....those were jumpoff

I dunno about your memory..but I remember leaving for lunch in HS...fast food all the way lol

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i was talkin about JHS....coach used to give me "deli-passes" to leave and come back..and fuckin Lester used to let me bounce as long as I would bring him coffee back...Lester was the man....the whole team used to go to the bodega across the street on one fuckin pass and come back up and watch video tapes of how we got blown out the day before

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