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Those are not my best pics by far. I was fucking shitfaced. Hey, I'll admit I'm no male model, but my girlfriend looks like a supermodel so I must be doing something right. It's probably the watermelon sized penis that Lorenzo loves to stay on.

I said it once and I'll say it again:

GET OFF MY DICK!!!!

Oh and as far as the wigger comment:

I'm from Paterson, NJ a predominantley black and Latino city so I listen to rap music and have black friends.

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Giant forehead Darrell? That receeding hairline of yours accentuates your already massive Bonk sized globe. Your fivehead actually starts to wrap around the sides of your head buddy. It also drags attention to your Queer Eye Kyan groomed eyebrows which would get laughs from George Michael. Panning down below your beedy little shark eyes, we hit a giant deterrent. That bulbous shnoz which looks like its been run over by a Diesel truck several times. Boogers and snot must be colonizing in those darkened caves, and running a Lord of the Flies type government. Finally we come to the chompers. Those chicklet sized crooked gap teeth are not ones to show off. You're better off ramming some halloween style false goblin teeth in that mouth of yours kid. I see the orthadontist is not one that you both frequent. I wonder who could win in a beer bottle opening contest. You look like a constapated woodchuck, and your girlfriend looks like The Joker from Batman.

PS - Nice G-Unit shirt you wanna-be wigger toolbox.

Lorenzo's Hot Couple Scale:

|--1--2--You Guys--3--4--5--6--7--8--9--10|

Don't be bitter just because he has a beautiful woman at home and friends and you are sitting at home alone posting on a messageboard.

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Seriously who gives a flying fuck if your making a watermelon?

I love the people who have to proclaim their drunkeness online and pretend to fumble certain words to make it look legit. If you are really drunk and posting on Club Planet, go kill yourself.

This board is starting to suck major floppy rhino cock as of late.

Next thing people are gonna post is "I'm wiping my ass right now and flushing twice!!!"

wow :laugh:

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Those are not my best pics by far. I was fucking shitfaced. Hey, I'll admit I'm no male model, but my girlfriend looks like a supermodel so I must be doing something right. It's probably the watermelon sized penis that Lorenzo loves to stay on.

I said it once and I'll say it again:

GET OFF MY DICK!!!!

Oh and as far as the wigger comment:

I'm from Paterson, NJ a predominantley black and Latino city so I listen to rap music and have black friends.

Why are you defending yourself?

Fuck this tool. And the WIGGER comment really pisses me off. I don't give a fuck where you are from, if you wanna wear a G-Unit - Puff Daddy - Hank Williams JR. Shirt I don't give a fuck and it doesn't fucking matter. I hate it when people see WHITE people wearing clothes "designed" for back people and they call them wiggers. But you see a black guy in a NASCAR shirt and he's alright? Fuck you you racist fuck.

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Why are you defending yourself?

Fuck this tool. And the WIGGER comment really pisses me off. I don't give a fuck where you are from, if you wanna wear a G-Unit - Puff Daddy - Hank Williams JR. Shirt I don't give a fuck and it doesn't fucking matter. I hate it when people see WHITE people wearing clothes "designed" for back people and they call them wiggers. But you see a black guy in a NASCAR shirt and he's alright? Fuck you you racist fuck.

:werd:

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