lamontwhite Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Lamont walks in da place and its clea hez da only brotha in da place. It full of nerdy cracka kids dressin to try and be all dat. And da muzic was a mess. Even Lamont can play bad 80's music wit mo pizzazzzzzz.Lamont also notied the absence of hot women. Lamont noticed a few cutiez but nothin deservin of da special Lamont-O-Liciouis magnectic treametn.But Lamont did notice one lady that he could help. She was a peach dream cum true. Lamont aprecizeted her peach ribbon dress. She looked like she was giftwraped just for lamont to open her ribbons. She was as beaudiful as a weddin cake dats ready for Lamont to eat. den Lamont noticed da lady neez help wit two things. accessoriez and men. wit her peach dress she had silva shoes and a black bag. Now Lamont loves black but the sista had no budiness usin dat bag. And Lamont wonders what she was doin wit a mr. clean skin head wanna be.Give Lamont a week wit dat party and then it woud be phat!And Lamont could not find one Clup Planet cracka in da house. Lamont intorduced himself and peple neva heard of me. Why you lame fuck not come out to meet Lamont. I tolz you I would be there. You owe Lamont on da flip side. macboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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missionary Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 And Lamont wonders what she was doin wit a mr. clean skin head wanna be.I wonder if he's talkin about Justin's girlfriend?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 son of a bitch! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stogiey2k2 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Lamont cracks stogie up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 this nigga is a funny ass cracka!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbs Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 I wonder if he's talkin about Justin's girlfriend??I think he is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 I think he is...Lamont thinks dat if Justin iz da skin head wit da peach ribbion lady den datz it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nden1078 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Lamont thinks dat if Justin iz da skin head wit da peach ribbion lady den datz it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Lamont, now you know you ghetto azz dont like rock & 80's music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astenback Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Lamont thinks dat if Justin iz da skin head wit da peach ribbion lady den datz it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinjohnson Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Lamont walks in da place and its clea hez da only brotha in da place. It full of nerdy cracka kids dressin to try and be all dat. And da muzic was a mess. Even Lamont can play bad 80's music wit mo pizzazzzzzz.Lamont also notied the absence of hot women. Lamont noticed a few cutiez but nothin deservin of da special Lamont-O-Liciouis magnectic treametn.But Lamont did notice one lady that he could help. She was a peach dream cum true. Lamont aprecizeted her peach ribbon dress. She looked like she was giftwraped just for lamont to open her ribbons. She was as beaudiful as a weddin cake dats ready for Lamont to eat. den Lamont noticed da lady neez help wit two things. accessoriez and men. wit her peach dress she had silva shoes and a black bag. Now Lamont loves black but the sista had no budiness usin dat bag. And Lamont wonders what she was doin wit a mr. clean skin head wanna be.Give Lamont a week wit dat party and then it woud be phat!And Lamont could not find one Clup Planet cracka in da house. Lamont intorduced himself and peple neva heard of me. Why you lame fuck not come out to meet Lamont. I tolz you I would be there. You owe Lamont on da flip side.Thanks for comin' out Lamont! You should've introduced yourself, I woulda bought you a glass of Grand Marnier and we coulda chilled and talked about what a better DJ you are than any of us. Next time you come out, we'll put up a sign on the front door that says "Lamont iz in thiz muddafuggin' hizouze - ladiez, pleeze leave your pantiez and phone numberz".Also, the girl in the peach is definitely my g/f, Amy. You have NO chance, but thanks for the appreciation, she is HOT, and I'm a lucky man! And, if you really think you can do better spinnin', then maybe we'll just have to put you to the challenge and see what you can do. Step up or step out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Gentlemen, choose your weapons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Also, the girl in the peach is definitely my g/f, Amy. You have NO chance, but thanks for the appreciation, she is HOT, and I'm a lucky man! And, if you really think you can do better spinnin', then maybe we'll just have to put you to the challenge and see what you can do. Step up or step out. Lamont must start out by sain dat if Amy is my peach ribboned queen and you da neo skin headed mista clean Lamont has more then a chance. And if you crazy enougf to let Lamont spin by the end of da set she'll have sircumb to da full power of da Lamont-O-Licoius momentum.Lets bring it on and Lamont will bring his own speical buttons for his fans to wear. Lamonts buttons say - LAMONT-O-LICIOUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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justinjohnson Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Gentlemen, choose your weapons Weapons of wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinjohnson Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Lamont must start out by sain dat if Amy is my peach ribboned queen and you da neo skin headed mista clean Lamont has more then a chance. And if you crazy enougf to let Lamont spin by the end of da set she'll have sircumb to da full power of da Lamont-O-Licoius momentum.Lets bring it on and Lamont will bring his own speical buttons for his fans to wear. Lamonts buttons say - LAMONT-O-LICIOUS!*cracks knuckles* *sharpens battle axe* LOLOK, I'm willing to give you a chance to show-n-prove. We'll set up a date soon."da full power of da Lamont-O-Licoius momentum" LMAOBro, if she even talks to you for more than one minute (and I'll be timing with a stop watch), then I'll give you much respect. Good luck!!!We'll get buttons made, bumper stickers, hats, jimmy hats, can openers, coasters, and t-shirts that say "I taught Barry White all that he knew". lamontwhite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 *cracks knuckles* *sharpens battle axe* LOLOK, I'm willing to give you a chance to show-n-prove. We'll set up a date soon."da full power of da Lamont-O-Licoius momentum" LMAOBro, if she even talks to you for more than one minute (and I'll be timing with a stop watch), then I'll give you much respect. Good luck!!!We'll get buttons made, bumper stickers, hats, jimmy hats, can openers, coasters, and t-shirts that say "I taught Barry White all that he knew".Lamont iz goin back to claim his poseshons next weekend. And after Lamont liberates dem he'll be back and ready to go just tell me where be da show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinjohnson Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Lamont iz goin back to claim his poseshons next weekend. And after Lamont liberates dem he'll be back and ready to go just tell me where be da show. Sounds good. We'll do battle my brotha! digitalphoenix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 So Lamont..a brotha from anotha motha is curious.What kind of wickity wax would ya spin if given tha chance?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 So Lamont..a brotha from anotha motha is curious.What kind of wickity wax would ya spin if given tha chance?? Lamont can spin any style anywhere anytime anyplace and take da time to double tie my shoelace. But in dis situation Lamont belives we be talkin about those bad 80s tunes. I can even wax dis cat with all that and drink a lime while I swig oone back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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