rollrgrll222 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I wanted to barf...I almost did....he said he had a problem smelling things cause he had his nose broken so many times (if that's possible)...but what the fuck...it's about general hygeine...gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primetime2479 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 that shit's nasty....sounds like she never took her tampon out from the previous month...Still having nightmares, needs hott woman for rehealing and possibly displinary actions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 that shit's nasty....sounds like she never took her tampon out from the previous month...that is so nasty. just the thought of that is making me queasy.I don't understand how some chicks can't take care of themselves. It's pretty easy maintenance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 hmmmm.....sounds tempting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 LoL no doubt, as if anything else mattered lol j/k girls! Anyway I was getting ready to go down on this girl at a party once (I knew her from school so it was all good) anyway I had ate tacos and been drinking beer all night, and when she pulled her pants down, it smelt really bad as if she had a rotten egg stuck in there and well, drunk out of my mind I ended up puking the tacos all over her stomach and P****! I felt really bad but come on she didnt have to break off a fart in the face of a drunk!A little extra (slightly used) taco on the pink taco. It's all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Was a senior in high school... dating a sophomore. And we were totally alone for a few hours at her house. So, of course, 10 things led to another... and we were completely naked... having full-on multiple-session sex in her Mom's living room. At one point, she was all bent over the side of couch and I was long-strokin' her pretty good from behind.... when all of the sudden... lock turns, door opens. Her fucking grandma walks in while I'm mid-stroke. Holy fuckin' shit, man. TOTALLY busted.The worst part was the fact that Grandma felt the need to go off and lecture for like 10+ minutes. Neither my girlfriend or I had a stitch of clothing within 30 feet of where we were. So we were just sitting there, cross legged, embarrassed as fuck, praying for grammy's rant to end. Honestly... I think she just wanted to keep checkin' out my manhood... er, teenagerhood. My girlfriend and I laughed many times over the next couple of years about how many times we caught each other's glance during the lecture, when we KNEW we were both like, "WTF?? Helllloooo!!! Can we just go now??!!! God dammit!!!"I seriously... came thisclose to just standing up, meat hangin', and just saying, "Look, I'm sorry. WE'RE sorry. But I'd really like to get my clothes... and THEN we'd be glad to listen to anything else you have to say." I told my girlfriend that right afterwards and she was like, "OMG! My grandma would've seriously had a heartattack!" lol...Anyway... I certainly found the humor in it afterward, more and more... but I'd say that was certainly one of the worst endings to a sexual encounter that I've had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 grandma had the hots for you BIG TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 grandma had the hots for you BIG TIME Quick... say something hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Ok... um... that kinda looks like her grandma.Quick. Say something ELSE hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 fuck me in the ass???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primetime2479 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 fuck me in the ass????HEY dont tempt daddy like that, now I might have to go to the bar later because of that comment! lol Anyway I woulda been like can we just get back to it, finish and then catch hell later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Lol Lol Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primetime2479 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 hehe funny funny, Well FYI I will be going out later, all because of you! Thanks rollrgrl! LoL j/k gurl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 nice...glad i could be of assistance...lol fresinha12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 fuck me in the ass????Ahhhhhhhhh......... dat's betttterrrrr. Will need a pic, tho.................. y'know... to help with the need for visuals.HEYAnyway I woulda been like can we just get back to it, finish and then catch hell later!Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.First of all... if you could keep it hard with yer girl's grandma standin' there... much less yellin' her ass off... then you got some SERIOUS issues to work on, and should avoid going out until they're resolved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 ewww....he's got it for old people...ewww...wrinkled tits..ewww..wrinkled, shriveled up dicks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Ok, seriously... wtf, girl? Do you always rip off crazy shit like this? Or are you in rare form, atm? Maybe you wanna share a little of that shit. I could use some 'bout now. Fuckin' killin' me with the words. haha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 LOL...I can't sleep....but scarcasm is one of my strongest attributes..uhoh..big words... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 LOL...I can't sleep....but scarcasm is one of my strongest attributes..uhoh..big words...Is that what you call yer 'nani? Yer scar-casm? :laugh: ::sigh::... oh man. That's actually kinda gross soundin'. lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 eww...your dirty...that's hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primetime2479 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.First of all... if you could keep it hard with yer girl's grandma standin' there... much less yellin' her ass off... then you got some SERIOUS issues to work on, and should avoid going out until they're resolved. Hey take it easy king kong, I was just being sarcastic as well. Theres no need to start with the insults, no one finds them amusing although we all know they are just pathetic attempts on your behalf to try and convince yourself that your above the rest world, take a chill pill guy! BTW. an old lady screaming her head off doesnt intimidate me the least bit as it would do someone of your nature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 this chick put on some lube on her pussy that produced a disgusting odor when I was fucking her with the lubricated condom..I lost my hard on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 this chick put on some lube on her pussy that produced a disgusting odor when I was fucking her with the lubricated condom..I lost my hard on. Sorry to inform you but that was not the lube honey, that was just one skanky hootchie you were fucking:vomit2:, she probably had a yeast infection!!!!!Damn and she needed lube for the pussy??? You're slacking there buddy:grin3:!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Sorry to inform you but that was not the lube honey, that was just one skanky hootchie you were fucking:vomit2:, she probably had a yeast infection!!!!!Damn and she needed lube for the pussy??? You're slacking there buddy:grin3:!!!! that's hot!!! yeast infection...mmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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