nomembername Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 ARIESDrinking styleImpulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests.They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini. TAURUSDrinking styleTaurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated. GEMINIDrinking styleGeminis can drink without changing their behavior much-- they're so naturally chatty andshort-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is verytricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks:beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement. CANCERDrinking styleCancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.LEODrinking styleLeo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish.Of course, they're quite aware they're darling – Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue – and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,Cancer) and expects a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.VIRGODrinking styleCerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty.They rarely getfully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy).As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ! LIBRADrinking style"I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely.Oops!SCORPIODrinking styleDon't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally,they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.SAGITTARIUSDrinking styleIn vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in boozeblurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call). CAPRICORNDrinking styleCapricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty – no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social ubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie. AQUARIUSDrinking styleAquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.PISCESDrinking styleIf you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive personality – with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 way off... im a cancer... not even close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 SAGITTARIUSDrinking styleIn vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in boozeblurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call). so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 AQUARIUSDrinking styleAquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.....not even close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 SCORPIODrinking styleDon't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally,they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.everything is true except for me remembering shit...i black out constantly. i seem to black out parts of the night even if i only have a few drinks now. think my brain is mush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Way offf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 way off... im a cancer... not even closeyeah right lolCANCERDrinking styleCancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 I'm a Cancer and it says nothing about puking after 2 Zima's so I would say its pretty off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 LEODrinking styleLeo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish.Of course, they're quite aware they're darling – Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue – and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,Cancer) and expects a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.Yup, im a sik dancer and my drinkin skills are unsurpassed.Nothing about fuckin hookers tho, not sure this is entirely correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Mine is way off says zero about whispering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 LEODrinking styleLeo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish.Of course, they're quite aware they're darling – Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue – and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,Cancer) and expects a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.Yup, im a sik dancer and my drinkin skills are unsurpassed.Nothing about fuckin hookers tho, not sure this is entirely correct.ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver05 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 LIBRADrinking style"I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely.Oops!Somewhat accurate.. I could go for a drink today.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 LEODrinking styleLeo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish.Of course, they're quite aware they're darling – Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue – and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,Cancer) and expects a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.pretty acurate...if they threw in drunken slut it would be right on the $$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 ARIESDrinking styleImpulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests.They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini. spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 pretty acurate...if they threw in drunken slut it would be right on the $$also left out crotch-grabbing and putting my arm around people's shoulders while kissing their ears in an attempt to talk to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 pretty acurate...if they threw in drunken slut it would be right on the $$over/under on the number of dudes MJ makes out with @ Crobar Friday night ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 wait...just guys or are females included? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 m & fshould have said people not dudes... sry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 in that case...I know of atleast 3 people in our group alone so I will go with a round number of about 5 and I am taking the over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 ...was hoping ud take the under when I saw that 5... forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 also left out crotch-grabbing and putting my arm around people's shoulders while kissing their ears in an attempt to talk to themand the occasional slurred "que pasa?"over/under on the number of dudes MJ makes out with @ Crobar Friday night ?u kno it's only one per night...now if u made it over/under of people i make out w/per month.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Heard alot about Emjay, cant wait top finally see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Emjay dont forget to wear your Lauren Hill giant bandana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Emjay dont forget to wear your Lauren Hill giant bandanayou want to wear it again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 This Emjay sounds like a little firecracker.. cant wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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