funketeer Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 In our effort to secure a proper flow of communication between our anglo-speaking board-members and the Pontiac Firebird driving segment of the Miami community, the Hialeah Royal Language Academy has implemented these new words, vocables and phrases to be put in effect immediately, please comply or be a bitch!Berguerquín = Burger King Maddonal = McDonald's Equer = Eckerd Drugs Disni Guer = Disney World El queimar = K-mart Guolmar = Walmart Besbai = Best Buy store Sebenileben = 7-Eleven convenience store El Guindici = Winn-Dixie Supermarket El Pobli = Publix Supermarket Guashinton = Washington D.C. or one dollar Mayamibish = Miami Beach tonpai = Florida's Turnpike un picop = a pick-up truck un Bosguagon = a Volkswagen transporteichon = a barely adequate automobile un estó = a stop sign daontaon = Downtown area una gueira = a waitress in a restaurant Maico = a man or boy named Michael tineiyer = teenager un yin = a pair of jeans pantijó = panty hose yaqui = a jacket or windbreaker pulove = a pull-over tiché = a T-shirt (see 'pulove') un su = a lawsuit un partain = a part-time job printear = to print; use a computer printer faxear = to fax taipear = to type incontá = Income Tax escoshtei = Scotch Tape el teipe = tape any kind lonchando = having lunch cachú = tomato ketchup (not a sneeze) jatdó = a hot dog sanguiche = a sandwich un pari = a party chirró = sheet rock for construction vi vaporrú = Vicks Vapor Rub...!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!casi me meo de la risa!!!Demasiao gueno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 a few more:seqiuri = security guardcompiura = computerdraiver lais = driver's licenseespresguey = expressway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 25 Author Report Share Posted May 25 a few more:seqiuri = security guardcompiura = computerdraiver lais = driver's licenseespresguey = expresswayyo trabajo de sequiri en forlorel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 that is too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 Sounds just like my old Venezuelan ho I dated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 (Para que los gringos aprendan castellano)There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning. For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish. (lea espanol pronunciando en ingles!)1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner 2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair 3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man 4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit. (jajaja.. coño que bueno) 5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.6. Lost trap eat toss = Los trapitos = the little rags7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.9. The head the star mall less Stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.10.See eye = si hay = yes we have11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold? 12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to screw you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 bitch = puta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 bitch = puta gorda faya puta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredmatic3 Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Funniest thread of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 gorda faya puta big ??? bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 big ??? bitch See my spanish blows arse.I thought it meant fat ugly biatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 See my spanish blows arse.I thought it meant fat ugly biatch.actually frosty in spanish is translated as bestialismo...which is when someone makes love to a chicken, a sheep or a goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 my spandex blows arse.I stole it from a fat biatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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