funketeer Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 POMPANO BEACH -- Detectives have arrested a Miami Gardens woman who used her own car as a getaway vehicle in yesterday's robbery of the Regions Bank branch, the Broward Sheriff's Office said on Tuesday.The Full MOnty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 What a stupid bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Another proof that God didnt deliver gray matter equally to all beings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 What a stupid bitch.It's Pompano Beach. What did you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 It's Pompano Beach. What did you expect? Howsa bouts you move to Pompano Beach with that giant head of yours and give our town an overall intelligence boost? Oh shit, that was supposed to be an insult! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredmatic3 Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 Howsa bouts you move to Pompano Beach with that giant head of yours and give our town an overall intelligence boost? Oh shit, that was supposed to be an insult! LMFAOLiterally, that bank is 2 minutes down the street from my work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 Nah...this one is better. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer…$15. AND THE WINNER:Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed His constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern.' With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung fo r at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves that "S**t happens!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Howsa bouts you move to Pompano Beach with that giant head of yours and give our town an overall intelligence boost? Oh shit, that was supposed to be an insult! You see? This is exactly why I don't post on CP anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macboy Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 How about this one from today's NY Post.TEEN'S BRAIN TAKES POWDER By ZACH HABERMAN - New York Post Online Edition: News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 How about this one from today's NY Post.TEEN'S BRAIN TAKES POWDER By ZACH HABERMAN - New York Post Online Edition: NewsThe NY Post is the City's tabloid paper. Just look at the way they spelled "right" in the first paragraph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macboy Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 The NY Post is the City's tabloid paper. Just look at the way they spelled "right" in the first paragraph. Put down the durg-laced gyro, greekboy! It's a play on words, because the article is about a letter he "wrote" to the police. BTW, thanks for the greece info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Put down the durg-laced gyro, greekboy! It's a play on words, because the article is about a letter he "wrote" to the police. BTW, thanks for the greece info.Oh. Got it. I think I need my V8. I'm not running on all 8 cylinders tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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