lalate Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Recent quotes you've heard on the door Last night - my date said"Hey doorman, wouldn't you prefer to have one really hot girl in that club instead of ten nasty girls" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmasterweb Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 My recent favorite, after someone waited in line for almost 2 hours on Saturday: "What, the cover doesn't include drink tickets? We just went to the Beach last night and they know what they're doing. I want to speak to someone in management because you guys obviously don't know how to run a business!"Other favorites: "These nike's cost over $100!" and "We have 15 guys in this bachelor party. Don't we get a group discount?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 "I'm a chef at the Beverly Hills Hotel by day"- the sausage vender outside the doorMe: "Dude, I believe you. Sausage venders in LA make more money per week than some doctors." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 My buddy (serious): "lalate, how does bottle service work? Once you get in, how they gonna know you got a bottle? Cant you just run for it?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 Yet another one from last night...(via cellphone to a buddy at another venue, "late" in the night)"lalate, they are doing Christmas in September at the bar. They got they whole place covered in snow like Christmas"Me: "Why do Christmas on a Wednesday?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegasStatusVIP Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 My favorite..."Yeah, don't worry, I've got 6 guys and like 12 smoking hot ass girls!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegasStatusVIP Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 "Uh...did I say 12...I meant 1 hot girl and 3 of her bufforilla (mix between buffalo and gorrilla) friends!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 I love when I head of a lame club at like 12 and shout at the sea of people out side "Oh my god that club fcking blowed! Dont wait in line for this crap!" ..... You'd be shocked how many people walk away right after the comment, or after asking why it scks so badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegasguy25 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 These are great, keep them coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenie Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Overheard at the Tao door, the Thursday following LDW, a group of guys asking a host about their bottle minimum:"Does water count?"(this question was asked in a serious tone) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool1g Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Overheard at the Tao door, the Thursday following LDW, a group of guys asking a host about their bottle minimum:"Does water count?"(this question was asked in a serious tone)ding ding ding - i think we have a winner! i also love when someone shows up and says they are friends with the promoter who is standing right there and the promoter has no idea who that person is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinstein Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 One NYE at 54, a guy was holding up the entire line, arguing with the clipboard holder, telling him to look under Bob's name (wasn't listed), then under John's name (same story), etc. Finally exasperated, the customer said, "I'm with CAC!" The doorman stared at him, said he had no idea what he was talking about and to please move out of the way. In LA, "CAC" would've pulled weight (it's a big talent agency) but it was great watching this guy's face just fall as he shuffled to the side, through the crowd and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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