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When you go to a club what is the one thing that is an instant turn off.

I can't stand when people act so hard!!!They ruin my vibe completely...people need to chill and have a good time...Thats what you plan to have.... when you go out right?

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when your with you friends and maybe even boyfriend and a guy has to start grabbing you and they think a girl likes it. I cant stant that shit.

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Originally posted by ges1999:

When you go to a club what is the one thing that is an instant turn off.

I can't stand when people act so hard!!!They ruin my vibe completely...people need to chill and have a good time...Thats what you plan to have.... when you go out right?

bad music n' ugly/rude crowd

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Yeah chinagirl I hate it when I go into clubs and girls just wont stop touching me;-)

Or people invading your space.

people who take too many drugs, pass out and , get the club in trouble & spoil it for the rest of us.

People who go into clubs with there entourage.

The guest DJ playing the same tunes as the previous DJ or just plain lazy DJ's.

No only joking I don't HATE anything or anybody.... it's a very strong word and should be used appropriately:-)

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Instant turn off would have to be:

1. the thugs in the corner

2. the guy who doesn't know his limits and is so messed up he can barely stand

3. mellow music that doesn't do anything but sound loud

4. bad mixing

5. fat girls (no offense to anyone, just not for me)

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Biggest Turn-offs:

In no particular order:

-bad weave hair-do's

-ashey knees

-non-symmetrical implants

-pumpkin-like teeth

-spock-like ears

-"Paris" look-alikes

-females w/Barry White-esque bass

-girls w/NASITOL (no ass at all)

-clown-sized feet

-and olive-oil figures

peace rolleyes.gif

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LOL@B2B!!

I don't like it when . . .

1. cracked out people come up to me and ask me to bug them out. rolleyes.gif

2. some fugly sweaty guy grabs my ass. mad.gif If you're cute then that's another story. biggrin.gif

3. when a stupid bitch in four inch heels gets drunk and steps on my feet. eek.gif

4. AND rude bouncers who act like they have a 12 inch dick up their ass!! frown.gif

Thank you. wink.gif

BlueAngel

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Just out of curiosity..

What the hell are ashy knees??

my biggest turnoffs-

when its just so friggin hot..and you swest so damn much your hands turn pruney...

hearing commercial music you have heard 100 times..yes, I know many people like this..but I hate it..my dream is to go to a club and not hear one song I know the whole time..

-J

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B2B,

I know it my not seem like it . . . but I do work here!! hehehe. Back to the subject at hand . . . so, you don't like it when women touch you? hmmmm . . .

Jilly, ashy knees is when a girl needs to go to the drug store get extra strength moisturizer and apply them to her knees. Be generous to yourself!!

BlueAngel

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My biggest turnoff...not getting any play after all the money I spent. Ooops, sorry, I was looking at the wrong piece of paper, I was reading slouvaki's response.

Now, for MY biggest turnoff...it would have to be a combination of too much cigarrette smoke mixed with people knocking into me, spilling my nasty smelling Vodka all over my fucking clothes, leaving it to slowly drip down my arm, through my pants, soaking into my nuts...deleting all opportunity for me to get any play cause I smell like a free prison inmate who just turned into an alcoholic...Saint!!!

Oh yeah, my best things are chillin with Lecy in the bathroom...hahaa, jk!

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I would have to agree with most of the above

but for me personally I would like to add:

GROUPIES!!!!! I hate groupies, that is a person who thinks ther're in the Know or thinks ther're hardcore when in reality they are so far from the scenes and lifestlye its scarry.

like a person who mught say " yeah Im a hard core clubber I go to LEVEl every friday of maybe South beach but ask them who DT and its a blank look!!!!!!!!

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B2B...a poem I've share 2 on here already...breaking the science of club stalls down for all to understand:

A cousin of wet-willy dripped

Down the rim of the fresh-cleaned toilet

Onto the shoes of a wild club cat

Straight down the lace...to the floor...SPLAT!!!

They fumbled unloosening the lace

Grabbing her hair and kissing her face

Pinching her nibbies n' giving her hickies

Such is a weekend at Factory

Squeezing his cheeks with the sound of the beats

Going in slow and grinding it deep

Screaming out loud and grabbin that ass

Down on his knees and getting whip-lash

Such a good time in a world of their own

Had they not screamed, nobody would know

A bouncer named Robert shun light in her face

Catching a glimpse of the joyous rage

He passed them a towel, a pad and a pen

Giving them props and a contact named Ben

Who's shooting a flick on the Ave of 8th

This natural talent cannot go to waste

He left them alone and informed Thor

A small buff guy called the janitor

"Give 'em ten minutes and then get the mop

By the looks on his face he's ready to pop"

But as he found out, it only took three

Straight down her back was a bright white stream

She got really pissed as the sea flew south

She really did want it all in her mouth

When Thor returned he came to his aide

Giving him water and fresh bandaids

He stood by their side, thinking to himself

How could a toilet give such a welt

He lifted his pants, gave Thor a pound

Winking his eyes while smacking her mound

Staggering outside to find a seat

Catching his breathe and resting his knees

On the way home they glimpsed in the eyes

Hiding a bible underneath her thighs

Stashing some glowsticks in her purse

It's nine in the morning and time for church

Saint!!!

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Originally posted by ges1999:

When you go to a club what is the one thing that is an instant turn off.

YOUR FACE.. wink.gif juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust Kidding!! You guys set yourselves up with posts like that, for comedians like myself..

*CHEERS*

*PLUR*

*PEACE*

*CIAO*

...And all that jazz...

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those stupid asses with the glowsticks,bad enough they can't dance and to make matters worse they swing the freaking GS and wind up hitting someone on the dance floor.

Gym Rats....yo!! look at me!,i look fucking good,right!(hmmmm sound factory)?....LOL,LOL!!!!!!!!!

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I've got a few:

1) Rude, unfriendly people

2) Guys who can't keep their hands to themselves or take no for an answer

3) People who push by you without saying excuse me

4) Suck ass music

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