reggie123 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 it's great to be a guy because: > > Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. > > Your orgasms are real. Always. > > Your last name stays put. > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > Chocolate is just another snack. > > You can be president. > > You can wear a white shirt to a water park. > > Foreplay is optional. > > You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. > > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > The world is your urinal. > > Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. > > You never have to drive to another gas station because "this one's just > > too icky." > > You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. > > Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. > > People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. > > New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. > > Porn movies are designed with you in mind. > > Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. > > Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So,notice anything > > different?" > > One mood, ALL the damn time. > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. > > You can go to a public toilet without a support group. > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > > If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or > > she can still be your friend. > > If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. > > You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours > > without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me." > > You can drop by to see a friend without having to > > bring a little gift. > > > > If another guy shows up at the party in > > the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > You don't have to shave below your neck. > > Your belly usually hides your big hips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Hehehe------HAHAHAHHA---------A lot of that is actually true...damn..hehe------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 No hating here! That's funny as hell!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstrakt Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Holy shit...thats gotta be the funniest shit I've read in a while!Ali------------------"Underground will forever baby...we're just like roaches, never dying, always livin'" - The Trancespotters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 LOL !!!!!!! NO hate here..... ! It's true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keebler Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 you forgot this one.We can write our names in the snow while peeing.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Very funny!And yes I am a woman and it doesn't anger me one bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by Keebler:you forgot this one.We can write our names in the snow while peeing.Nice ------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divvalicious Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 its great being a woman too!! without us u wouldnt be here!!! ------------------~Music Is The Answer~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca07 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 That's funny as hell with truth to it too. ------------------Let me take you on a trip, just a simple journey, a journey full of sound and beats, one that will lead you down....way down to the UNDERGROUND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reggie123 Posted September 11 Author Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by djchris: Nice this is a very underrated talent...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venuslove Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 THAT WAS FUNNY!!IT SO TRUE, BUT HEY I LOVE BEING A WOMAN.CAUSE ONE PUSSY CAN GET ME AS MANY DICKS I WANT......PLUS I ENJOY BOTH WORLDS....SO I CAN EAT AND ENJOY ALWAYS AND FOREVER.P.L.U.R ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by neptune:its great being a woman too!! without us u wouldnt be here!!! Hmmm sounds like the what came first argument..."the chicken or the egg?"Cause guess what.. without us you wouldn't be here either... that's definitely one thing we both have in common. =)------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by venuslove:THAT WAS FUNNY!!IT SO TRUE, BUT HEY I LOVE BEING A WOMAN.CAUSE ONE PUSSY CAN GET ME AS MANY DICKS I WANT......PLUS I ENJOY BOTH WORLDS....SO I CAN EAT AND ENJOY ALWAYS AND FOREVER.P.L.U.R ONE Sounds crowded in there.(just messin' with ya)------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toxic Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Funny stuff!------------------Dave H.Toxic Productions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.m.stattick Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 rebecca07...what's that lyric from? "way down to the underground", etc.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca07 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Underground by Celeda.------------------Let me take you on a trip, just a simple journey, a journey full of sound and beats, one that will lead you down....way down to the UNDERGROUND[This message has been edited by Rebecca07 (edited 09-11-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by artful: Hmmm sounds like the what came first argument..."the chicken or the egg?"I actually have an answer to that if anyone wants to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 very entertaining------------------i only speak the truth peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 That cracketh this chick up!!!------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Funny shit...Mechanics tell you the truth!!!!! thats hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Funny shit...Mechanics tell you the truth!!!!! thats hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Big hips i dont think so buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 LOL... hey the secret's out. Now the ladies should understand men much better.------------------Dream a little dream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 You might wanna charge and make a profit... I hear the going rate is 200 bucks an hour. Kidding, kidding...Isn't that always the case. Women do that and they're called SLUTS. Men do it and we're called STUDS. Originally posted by venuslove:THAT WAS FUNNY!!IT SO TRUE, BUT HEY I LOVE BEING A WOMAN.CAUSE ONE PUSSY CAN GET ME AS MANY DICKS I WANT......PLUS I ENJOY BOTH WORLDS....SO I CAN EAT AND ENJOY ALWAYS AND FOREVER.P.L.U.R ONE ------------------Dream a little dream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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