monsterguido46 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Hold a sec...............I am posing in the mirror right now, I have a wedge from my tight Kennth Cole briefs...Anyways, battles will be happening on the beach for labor day weekend. There will be juice head battles (whom ever can pump most juice in 10 minutes wins shopping spree at Vitamoin Shoppe, Pose offs ----winner gets shopping spree at Muscle mag and tape 45 from Mondo Music----------Relentless-----Tim RexBump offs----whom ever bumps the most jars in 2 hours gets to meet a vetenarian, 2 tans, 1 manicure, and a picture with the head security of Hunka BunkaScoop offs----contestant must finish 1/2 gallon of G in one night, winner gets life time pass to SF and a pair of JP's underwearWhose traps are more mountainess----winner gets excess underwearSweatiest pecs----winner gets to take shirt off at Djais no questions asked Triceps has the most ground beef inside----STack of Choclate Chip pancakes at the sand dollarWho eyebrows are most similar to the St. Louis Arch---trip to IbizaExtended Jaw line----winner with most extended jaw from over juiciing gets free pie from 3 brothers and a pic with Jay Leno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghboy Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 they are greatespecially the ones with final chapter and relentless on them. Fuckin great, I get my fist pump on every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I have to admit, that was funny. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Originally posted by monsterguido46 Hold a sec...............I am posing in the mirror right now, I have shit in my tight Kennth Cole briefs...Anyways, battles will be happening on the beach for labor day weekend. There will be juice head battles (whom ever can pump the most guys in 10 minutes wins shopping spree at Vitamoin Shoppe, Jerk offs ----winner gets shopping spree at Muscle fag and tape 45 from Mondo Music----------Relentless-----Tim RexBump offs----whom ever bumps the most jars in 2 hours gets to meet a vetenarian, 2 tans, 1 manicure, and a picture with the head security of Hunka BunkaScoop offs----contestant must finish 1/2 gallon of cum in one night, winner gets life time pass to SF and a pair of JP's underwearWhose flaps are more mountainess----winner gets excess underwearSweatiest pecs----winner gets to take shirt off at Djais no questions asked (WOW) Triceps has the most ground beef inside----STack of Choclate Chip pancakes at the sand dollarWho eyebrows are most similar to the St. Louis Arch---trip to IbizaExtended Jaw line----winner with most extended jaw from over juiciing gets free pie from 3 brothers and a pic with Jay Leno Smallest Dick - The Guido with the smallest dick gets to fuck me from behind and then jerk off all over my back.Consolation prize is a group picture with Zithead(aka Cyphead), Silverass(aka Silverback) and MonsterFags mom.Is this guy serious????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 LMAO, that was classic . .Ah the meatheads . .they don't know how funny they are .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Originally posted by monsterguido46 Hold a sec...............I am posing in the mirror right now, I have a wedge from my tight Kennth Cole briefs...Anyways, battles will be happening on the beach for labor day weekend. There will be juice head battles (whom ever can pump most juice in 10 minutes wins shopping spree at Vitamoin Shoppe, Pose offs ----winner gets shopping spree at Muscle mag and tape 45 from Mondo Music----------Relentless-----Tim RexBump offs----whom ever bumps the most jars in 2 hours gets to meet a vetenarian, 2 tans, 1 manicure, and a picture with the head security of Hunka BunkaScoop offs----contestant must finish 1/2 gallon of G in one night, winner gets life time pass to SF and a pair of JP's underwearWhose traps are more mountainess----winner gets excess underwearSweatiest pecs----winner gets to take shirt off at Djais no questions asked Triceps has the most ground beef inside----STack of Choclate Chip pancakes at the sand dollarWho eyebrows are most similar to the St. Louis Arch---trip to IbizaExtended Jaw line----winner with most extended jaw from over juiciing gets free pie from 3 brothers and a pic with Jay Leno All the BS and shit aside, why do I think I know you???? Especially since we are at the same places, most of the time??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterguido46 Posted August 23 Author Report Share Posted August 23 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 All the BS and shit aside, why do I think I know you???? Especially since we are at the same places, most of the time??? YOU MIGHT KNOW ME I HAVE NO IDEA!! ILL BE AT DJAIS FRIDAY AND CAZ BAH SAT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Originally posted by monsterguido46 YOU MIGHT KNOW ME I HAVE NO IDEA!! ILL BE AT DJAIS FRIDAY AND CAZ BAH SAT!!!! It's gotta be from D'Jais and Hunka Bunka if anywhere......I've been going to D'jais for like the last 3 years, I'm not sure if that's good or bad:blank: , but it happens....I'm there almost every Sunday, except the last 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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