Take My test to see if you are a true GUIDO!!!!

[monsterguido46]

FIND OUT IF YOU A TRUE GUIDO!!! TAKE MY PERSONAL TEST, THEN ADD THE SCORES AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!!

YOU HAVE 4 DIFFERENT KINDS OF HAIR GEL---------5 PTS

YOU HAVE A PRIMER FOR YOUR HAIR--------3PTS

YOUR GET YOUR HAIR CUT ONCE EVERY TEN DAYS----4 POINTS

YOU HAVE CHOPS------2PTS

YOU USE PALMADE BY CREW-----6PTS

YOU GET EYEBROWS WAXED EVERY TWO WEEKS----5PTS

GO TANNING 2 OR MORE TIMES A WEEK----6PTS

SHOP AT FCUK, DIESEL, BANANA REPUBLIC----4PTS

SHOP AT D&G, ARMANI EXCHANGE, OR VERSACE----8 PTS

SHOP AT LE CHATUE, PROGRESS OR BANG BANG----- MINUS 10 PTS

WORK OUT 5 TIMES A WEEK MINIMUM------7 PTS

FLEX IN MIRROR AFTER EVERY EXERCISE------3PTS

LOOK AT YOURSELF IN EVERY REFLECTION POSSIBLE TO SEE HAIR—6PTS

FIX HAIR AT LEAST 5TIMES A DAY---2PTS

HAVE FLEXED ABS IN ROXY OR SF MIRRORS----8 PTS

KISSED BICEPS IN PUBLIC-----5PTS

FLEXED TRICEP AT BAR WAITING FOR DRINK----7 PTS

FLEXED BACK FOR GIRLS STANDING BEHIND YOU-----3PTS

OWN PAIR OF ALDO, PRADA, OR KENNETH COLE SHOES----4PTS

HAVE OWNED A MUSTANG, CAMARO, SUV, FIREBIRD, GRAND AM OR GRAND PRIX--------9PTS

HAVE DONE AT LEAST 5 CYCLES OF JUICE------10PTS

HAVE DONE GROWTH HARMONE----5PTS

GET MONTHLY MANICURES-----6PTS

HAVE A PAIR OF DIESEL JEANS----3 PTS

HAVE 5DIFFERENT COLOR WIFE BEATERS------8PTS

ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES MUST BE BRONX TALE, GODFATHER, CASINO OR THE LAST DON-----5PTS

WEAR CUT OFF SHIRTS 90% OF THE TIME YOU GO OUT-----4PTS

HAVE BEEN SHIRTLESS AT SF, ROXY OR EXIT-----7PTS

HAVE DONE OVER 50 HITS IN LIFE TIME---3PTS

HAVE FINISHED A LICK IN ONE WEEKEND-----10PTS

HAVE BEEN IN A G HOLE-----7PTS

FAVORITE FOOD STORE IS VITAMIN SHOPPE---6PTS

OWN MORE THAN 3 TURTLENECKS-----5PTS

YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MOZZARELLA, CAVATELLI, MANICOTTI AND CALAMARI CORRECTLY----8PTS

YOU OWN FASHION THAT HAS AEROCROMBIE, BRITCHES, AEROPOSTALE, OR OLD NAVY----MINUS 20PTS

OWN CLOTHES WITH FUBU, TOMMY HILL, FILA, NORTH FACE, MECCA-----MINUS 50PTS AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE TAKING MY TEST

Wear Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs----6 pts

OWN 5 DIFFERENT COLORS OF ADIDAS PANTS-----9PTS

YOU ONLY LIKE HOUSE MUSIC------7PTS

YOU OWN EVERY MONDO MUSIC TAPE MADE-----20PTS

YOU HAVE HAD A DRINK WITH DAVE MONDO HIMSELF----14PTS

YOU GROPE GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----12PTS

YOU GET GROPED MY GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----15PTS

YOUR FAVORITE PANTS ON A GIRL IS WHITE-----5PTS

YOU WEAR D&G, ARMANI AQUA, JEAN PAUL OR PLEASURES---8PTS

YOU STILL HAVE A PAIR OF CAVARICCI’S----20PTS

YOU HAVE BEEN TO TEMPTS EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER—10 PTS

YOU HAVE BEEN TO DJ;S EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER---10PTS

YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, DELI, TANNING SALON OR LANDSCAPING-----10 PTS

YOU LIVE IN LODI, STATEN ISLAND, LITTLE FERRY, SADDLE BROOK-8PTS

YOU HAVE BEEN TO EVERY MAJOR NJ CLUB 5 TIMES-----8 PTS

YOU WENT TO TEMPTS THEN TO SF THEN TO SURF CLUB IN A 24 TIME FRAMEHOUR WITH OUT SLEEP---10PTS

YOUR 28 AND STILL LIVE AT HOME----10 PTS

YOUR CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT-----4PTS

YOU EAT MOZZARELLA AND ROASTED PEPPERS ON A DAILY BASIS---4PTS

YOU HAVE SUNDAY DINNERS WITH YOUR FAMILY AT 2PM----10PTS

YOU HAVE TO EAT BREAD AT EVERY MEAL-----5PTS

YOU LOVE RED BULLS----5PTS

YOU MOVE YOUR HAND BACK AND FORTH WHEN YOUR BULLSHITTIN SOMEONE---6PTS

YOUR HAIRY----5PTS

YOUR HAIRLESS---5PTS

YOU STILL LOVE PUMPIN YOUR FIST TO RELENTLESS ( A DENNY FAVORITE)---8PTS

YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND---6PTS

YOU BUYS CLOTHES FOR EVERYWEEKEND---5PTS

YOU PRAY ROXY FIRDAYS RETURN---12 PTS

YOU NEED JOEYS IN CLIFTON ONCE A WEEK-----7PTS

DINERO, DICE MAN, PESCI, PACCINO, SINATRA ARE ONE OF YOUR IDLES----7PTS

YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE----4PTS

YOU HAVE A BMW, AUDI OR LEXUS-----3PTS

YOUR ONLY DANCE IS THE FIST PUMP---4PTS

YOU WALK AROUND FLEXED AT ALL TIMES-----4PTS

YOU LIVE FOR SAN GENEROS FESTIVAL IN SEPT---5PTS

YOUR NAME IS MICHAEL, ANTHONY, JOSEPH, PETER, PAUL, ANGELO, FRANK OR VINNIE----7PTS

YOU LIFT WEIGHTS BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU LOOK PUMPED---10PTS

YOU PUT ON OIL BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU GLOW LIKE A COMET—10PTS

TOTAL OF 500 TOTAL PINTS CAN BE EARNED!!!!!!

1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US

50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL

100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE

150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH

250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US

300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE ( RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS

350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF

400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS CANT TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!!

1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US

50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL

100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE

150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH

250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US

300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE ( RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS

350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF

400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS, NO ONE CAN TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!!

[gropasaurus]

Job well done Monsterguido46. You have clearly delineated your sincere passion and adoration for all of us Guidos out there. At this point in time, I would like to offer you a promotion to my Executive Council. From this point forward, you will now be referred to as the CGEO (Chief Guido Enforcement Officer) of THE ALLIANCE. I vest in you all of my power and authority to ensure that our Guidos are in prime condition, dressed appropriately and groping at all times. THE ALLIANCE is very proud of you. To all MY Guidos out there, may the sauce be with you.

-THE GREAT ONE

[ch0sen0ne]

NOW THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT

[Blazz]

That's to Efing funny. Bro You Have way to much time on your hands ..

[jersey77]

20 Points if you call it "Gravy"

[chrisf11]

YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MOZZARELLA, CAVATELLI, MANICOTTI AND CALAMARI CORRECTLY----8PTS

OWN CLOTHES WITH FUBU, TOMMY HILL, FILA, NORTH FACE, MECCA-----MINUS 50PTS AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE TAKING MY TEST

YOUR ONLY DANCE IS THE FIST PUMP---4PTS

YOU PUT ON OIL BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU GLOW LIKE A COMET—10PTS

Hahahahahahaha

[Diana]

That is definitely funny! How true is that?

[ClubGirl]

Hoky shit!!Haha...Those were great!.. ClubGirl..

[goodfella73823]

"omg" that's just to god dam funny.

[clubangel]

That was great....it seems many of these descripstions fit a shitload of people that I know...LOL

[monsterguido46]

I am Glad everyone is enjoying my Test!!!!

[eviljav666]

Originally posted by monsterguido46

I am Glad everyone is enjoying my Test!!!!

KILL~!~!!

[fabio1]

me Fabio, how you say?, am GUIDO REAL! me makea mio BuTTer fora everybady ENJOYA!

[phillyron]

that was good. monsterguido check out maneo.com in the chat section posted by melis7 under "no offense but how funny is this" there are about 200 "u know u r a guido if..." comments from my friend and i. some are really good.

[mikeyinblack]

You could add:

1)wear OTOMIX apparel at the gym

2)jewelry: necklace, earrings in both ears and tongue pierced

3)tattoos: armband, chinese symbol, random design

4)owned more than 3 cell phones in your lifetime

5)member of a wrestling team at some point

6)college dropout

7)still wears jean shorts during the day

8)works as a personal trainer

9)If you are under 6ft, you have a napoleon complex and are muscle bound.

10)You think nothing of driving more than 1hr back home from the shore bars after they close

[ghboy]

I dont even need to take your test. I am part of the monsterguido family, but If i did, I would score a perfect 500. Cause I got such good abs...

Rick

[snappy139]

What about your a true guido if you are a bookmaker or spend time at the blackjack tables.

You carry beepers and cell phones at all times

You have leather jackets and tight ass Guess jeans

You have the Italian colors on the back of your car

[SPYGIRL3]

LOL... :laugh:

[joeycarbone]

That's a great fuckin test. I enjoyed it.

[lollib]

Believe me, I like going to clubs just as much as the next person but oh man, all that shit is so true! Gives Jersey a bad name!

[rfkfreak]

Originally posted by lollib

Believe me, I like going to clubs just as much as the next person but oh man, all that shit is so true! Gives Jersey a bad name!

Jersey had a bad name long before guidos came out .

[bashingbitch5]

Originally posted by rfkfreak

Jersey had a bad name long before guidos came out .

FUCK YOU!!! Shouldn't u be over on the VIP board or something? Beat it, jackass! :bigfinger

[bashingbitch4]

Originally posted by rfkfreak

Jersey had a bad name long before guidos came out .

AND BROOKLYN, NY is the GUIDO capital of the WORLD!! OMG it's scary to go there sometimes because it's like there's a fucking bubble around it that makes sure NOTHING ever changes!!

[headqueen]

Masterguido46:

You can keep the title of Chief quido officer. As long as gropasaurus is not in charge of your alliance = i guess that I can deal with you being the "leader of the pack".

[monsterguido46]

Originally posted by monsterguido46

FIND OUT IF YOU A TRUE GUIDO!!! TAKE MY PERSONAL TEST, THEN ADD THE SCORES AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!!

YOU HAVE 4 DIFFERENT KINDS OF HAIR GEL---------5 PTS

YOU HAVE A PRIMER FOR YOUR HAIR--------3PTS

YOUR GET YOUR HAIR CUT ONCE EVERY TEN DAYS----4 POINTS

YOU HAVE CHOPS------2PTS

YOU USE PALMADE BY CREW-----6PTS

YOU GET EYEBROWS WAXED EVERY TWO WEEKS----5PTS

GO TANNING 2 OR MORE TIMES A WEEK----6PTS

SHOP AT FCUK, DIESEL, BANANA REPUBLIC----4PTS

SHOP AT D&G, ARMANI EXCHANGE, OR VERSACE----8 PTS

SHOP AT LE CHATUE, PROGRESS OR BANG BANG----- MINUS 10 PTS

WORK OUT 5 TIMES A WEEK MINIMUM------7 PTS

FLEX IN MIRROR AFTER EVERY EXERCISE------3PTS

LOOK AT YOURSELF IN EVERY REFLECTION POSSIBLE TO SEE HAIR—6PTS

FIX HAIR AT LEAST 5TIMES A DAY---2PTS

HAVE FLEXED ABS IN ROXY OR SF MIRRORS----8 PTS

KISSED BICEPS IN PUBLIC-----5PTS

FLEXED TRICEP AT BAR WAITING FOR DRINK----7 PTS

FLEXED BACK FOR GIRLS STANDING BEHIND YOU-----3PTS

OWN PAIR OF ALDO, PRADA, OR KENNETH COLE SHOES----4PTS

HAVE OWNED A MUSTANG, CAMARO, SUV, FIREBIRD, GRAND AM OR GRAND PRIX--------9PTS

HAVE DONE AT LEAST 5 CYCLES OF JUICE------10PTS

HAVE DONE GROWTH HARMONE----5PTS

GET MONTHLY MANICURES-----6PTS

HAVE A PAIR OF DIESEL JEANS----3 PTS

HAVE 5DIFFERENT COLOR WIFE BEATERS------8PTS

ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES MUST BE BRONX TALE, GODFATHER, CASINO OR THE LAST DON-----5PTS

WEAR CUT OFF SHIRTS 90% OF THE TIME YOU GO OUT-----4PTS

HAVE BEEN SHIRTLESS AT SF, ROXY OR EXIT-----7PTS

HAVE DONE OVER 50 HITS IN LIFE TIME---3PTS

HAVE FINISHED A LICK IN ONE WEEKEND-----10PTS

HAVE BEEN IN A G HOLE-----7PTS

FAVORITE FOOD STORE IS VITAMIN SHOPPE---6PTS

OWN MORE THAN 3 TURTLENECKS-----5PTS

YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MOZZARELLA, CAVATELLI, MANICOTTI AND CALAMARI CORRECTLY----8PTS

YOU OWN FASHION THAT HAS AEROCROMBIE, BRITCHES, AEROPOSTALE, OR OLD NAVY----MINUS 20PTS

OWN CLOTHES WITH FUBU, TOMMY HILL, FILA, NORTH FACE, MECCA-----MINUS 50PTS AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE TAKING MY TEST

Wear Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs----6 pts

OWN 5 DIFFERENT COLORS OF ADIDAS PANTS-----9PTS

YOU ONLY LIKE HOUSE MUSIC------7PTS

YOU OWN EVERY MONDO MUSIC TAPE MADE-----20PTS

YOU HAVE HAD A DRINK WITH DAVE MONDO HIMSELF----14PTS

YOU GROPE GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----12PTS

YOU GET GROPED MY GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----15PTS

YOUR FAVORITE PANTS ON A GIRL IS WHITE-----5PTS

YOU WEAR D&G, ARMANI AQUA, JEAN PAUL OR PLEASURES---8PTS

YOU STILL HAVE A PAIR OF CAVARICCI’S----20PTS

YOU HAVE BEEN TO TEMPTS EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER—10 PTS

YOU HAVE BEEN TO DJ;S EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER---10PTS

YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, DELI, TANNING SALON OR LANDSCAPING-----10 PTS

YOU LIVE IN LODI, STATEN ISLAND, LITTLE FERRY, SADDLE BROOK-8PTS

YOU HAVE BEEN TO EVERY MAJOR NJ CLUB 5 TIMES-----8 PTS

YOU WENT TO TEMPTS THEN TO SF THEN TO SURF CLUB IN A 24 TIME FRAMEHOUR WITH OUT SLEEP---10PTS

YOUR 28 AND STILL LIVE AT HOME----10 PTS

YOUR CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT-----4PTS

YOU EAT MOZZARELLA AND ROASTED PEPPERS ON A DAILY BASIS---4PTS

YOU HAVE SUNDAY DINNERS WITH YOUR FAMILY AT 2PM----10PTS

YOU HAVE TO EAT BREAD AT EVERY MEAL-----5PTS

YOU LOVE RED BULLS----5PTS

YOU MOVE YOUR HAND BACK AND FORTH WHEN YOUR BULLSHITTIN SOMEONE---6PTS

YOUR HAIRY----5PTS

YOUR HAIRLESS---5PTS

YOU STILL LOVE PUMPIN YOUR FIST TO RELENTLESS ( A DENNY FAVORITE)---8PTS

YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND---6PTS

YOU BUYS CLOTHES FOR EVERYWEEKEND---5PTS

YOU PRAY ROXY FIRDAYS RETURN---12 PTS

YOU NEED JOEYS IN CLIFTON ONCE A WEEK-----7PTS

DINERO, DICE MAN, PESCI, PACCINO, SINATRA ARE ONE OF YOUR IDLES----7PTS

YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE----4PTS

YOU HAVE A BMW, AUDI OR LEXUS-----3PTS

YOUR ONLY DANCE IS THE FIST PUMP---4PTS

YOU WALK AROUND FLEXED AT ALL TIMES-----4PTS

YOU LIVE FOR SAN GENEROS FESTIVAL IN SEPT---5PTS

YOUR NAME IS MICHAEL, ANTHONY, JOSEPH, PETER, PAUL, ANGELO, FRANK OR VINNIE----7PTS

YOU LIFT WEIGHTS BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU LOOK PUMPED---10PTS

YOU PUT ON OIL BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU GLOW LIKE A COMET—10PTS

TOTAL OF 500 TOTAL PINTS CAN BE EARNED!!!!!!

1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US

50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL

100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE

150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH

250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US

300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE ( RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS

350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF

400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS CANT TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!!

1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US

50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL

100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE

150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH

250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US

300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE ( RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS

350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF

400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS, NO ONE CAN TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!!

Time to retake my test