magilicuti Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 I can't swim. I can't even float.I'll add more to the list as I think of more things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 i used to not be able to get girls phone numbers worth a damn.now, i've motivated myself to that level...but have this habit of collecting and not using contact info for people i've met and thought were hella cool and would def. want to see again but some reason don't make it happen even tho it appeared there was a mutual interest in precisely that.so i guess i'm no good at being a playah.which is fine by me cuz i don't wanna be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by thehacker i used to not be able to get girls phone numbers worth a damn.now, i've motivated myself to that level...but have this habit of collecting and not using contact info for people i've met and thought were hella cool and would def. want to see again but some reason don't make it happen even tho it appeared there was a mutual interest in precisely that.so i guess i'm no good at being a playah.which is fine by me cuz i don't wanna be. come on man, i think you just said you weren't good at something about 95% of guys aren't good at including yours truly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by magilicuti I can't swim. I can't even float.I'll add more to the list as I think of more things. I can't swim worth a lick either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by magilicuti come on man, i think you just said you weren't good at something about 95% of guys aren't good at including yours truly. that's oddly reassuring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 I'm a baaaaad conversationalist.......I be a man of few words....can't swim either......(watch all us dumbasses end up on a damn doomed cruise ships or something....)And I can't give good speeches.....I stutter like crazy.....And I can't pick up girls......being shy and quiet yet loud and obnoxious at all the wrong times and not being able to speak well makes for a heck of a deficiency......so many things i can't do....so little time..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 well how are you guys at school? sports? sewing? video games? repairing cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 i didn't realize so many people can't swim!?!?!? did u guys not grow up near water? never go to the beach..what?!?! not knockin u...just curious...guess i was dumb enough to think most people could!! i'm sure there is tons of shit i'm no good at...but nothing is sticking out in my head right now...like no ONE specific skill.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoob-e Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by thehacker i used to not be able to get girls phone numbers worth a damn.now, i've motivated myself to that level...but have this habit of collecting and not using contact info for people i've met and thought were hella cool and would def. want to see again but some reason don't make it happen even tho it appeared there was a mutual interest in precisely that.so i guess i'm no good at being a playah.which is fine by me cuz i don't wanna be. i was gonna say the same exact thing before i even read everyone elses posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northnjguy21 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 i can't get my chest up to the level i want it lol besides i can't swim or speak proper english lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzadza Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 I can't bowl. At all. I never hit any of those damn things. Never. But, I can swim like a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribal Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 cant run a mile in under 7 min. bad runner. boo boo!also cant speak spanish properly, no habla bien porque cuando estudio en la clase de espanol, hay una chica de Sweden, que esta muy bonita y yo no escucho la maestra, yo siempre hablando y mirando a la chica. ay caramba. chicas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madrusso Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 i used to swim in a team back in years but i totaly suck at basketball, how about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vodkaredbull Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 I can't do a triple lindy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 you guys make me feel better about not being able to swim. as for things you are not good at, try to think of things that most other people can do with ease. most people can swim and i can't and i think that is what makes it interesting. not being able to fly a space ship shouldn't be an option. no one said that but some are similiar to what i am talking about. so fuck the swimming thing. according to this thread for the most part most of the people on this board are perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madrusso Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by vodkaredbull I can't do a triple lindy!!! whats a triple lindy?peace, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by magilicuti well how are you guys at school? sports? sewing? video games? repairing cars? . . . First Off . . I can swim like its second nature, never had to have anyone teach me. . they just threw me in the water and I did it . . . How come so many peeps have problems in the water? . . . . . I suck at repairing cars, although i'll run my mouth about upgrades that you SHOULD put in . . tee hee hee . . . . . . I suck at sports, since i have the arm of a 14 year old girl . . . which has always baffled me considering my size . . . maybe it's the fact that it's all flab instead of muscle . . . perplexing . . . . . .. . . I rawk at video games . . . considering that, when all the other kids were playing outside, I was sitting on my rapidly expanding ass in front of the television set . . . I got the hand eye coordination of a cat on crystal meth when I want it to be though . . . . . . I was always kind of a brainiak at school, however I realized after a while that I liked 'talking' about the subjects rather than actually learning them . . .. . . I'm really good at talking fast . . . I can't tell you how many pull overs and shakedowns I've gotten out of because of the talk . . Having City Cops as half the population of my family has helped this ability greatly as well . . . . . . I suck at picking out clothes that make me look "sharp" . . . and as ZZ Top said. . . Every Girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man . . which leads me to my next point . . . . . . I suck with women on a romantic level . . . There are many factors that go into this . . . my crushing self-consciousness being the foremost . . . . . . I'm a great orator when I want to be . . . I proved it to myself in my speechwriting class in College . . . I gave a speech about the Y2K computer issue . . . and let me tell ya. . . when I was done there wasn't a single person that wasn't terrified in that room . . . even the non-believers at the beginning of the speech . . . . . I suck at dancing . . . well . . I can tell I have potential . . I just do it differently than all my fellow cohorts . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 your new sig is pretty phat btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by magilicuti your new sig is pretty phat btw . . .thank you . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acura Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by tribal cant run a mile in under 7 min. bad runner. boo boo!also cant speak spanish properly, no habla bien porque cuando estudio en la clase de espanol, hay una chica de Sweden, que esta muy bonita y yo no escucho la maestra, yo siempre hablando y mirando a la chica. ay caramba. chicas Cool Sig man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 I am good at a few sports...basketball and football! And I DO SUCK at running - haven't broken the 7 minute mile barrier in years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by spragga25 And I DO SUCK at running oh c'mon now um i can swim but I cannot shoot pool for sh_t... (although I have won a game here and there but maybe it was probably the guys letting me win! :laugh") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by nycchic24 oh c'mon now um i can swim but I cannot shoot pool for sh_t... (although I have won a game here and there but maybe it was probably the guys letting me win! :laugh") What? I do...now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by spragga25 What? I do...now you dont train now and i am sure you can still smoke most ppl (on this board at least! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by nycchic24 you dont train now and i am sure you can still smoke most ppl (on this board at least! ) true...I'll race anyone!! Give me a sec while I "gas up" my wheelchair!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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