joeg Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Ok, so i'm on my way to Kristy's (snoozi8) house tonight, and I fuckin get pulled over. the cop's a real dick, one of those questioning everything on the car types... "radar detector wasn't workin, was it?" what a chucklefuck. Anyway, $200 ticket, and 39454385689325 points on my liscense later, I continue on my way... I pass about 2 more cops, luckily they weren't feeling frisky.Anywho, watched requim for a dream (sick movie) and chilled, then headed back home.now this is the really absurd part.On my way back, I get pulled over AGAIN (this time I wasn't even fucking speeding). Cop critiques every fucking thing on the car, so i'm like "look, I just got a $200 ticket like 3 hours ago... can you cut me a break here??" so hes pretty nice, he goes to his car for a while, comes back with his fuckbuddy on the other side of my car... at this point i'm expecting "sir please step out of the car so we can beat you like rodney" but hes like... ok, get some of that shit fixed, and heres a ticket for blah blah blah (no points, just $50)so I continue... I passed about 3 more cops, and i'm about 2 miles from my house, 1 of them starts to tail me... At this point, i'm like "I wonder if I can outrun one..." but anyway, hes riding on my bumper for like a mile, meanwhile i'm doing like 5 miles under the speedlimit this whole time because of my previous incidents. So after a few minutes, he realizes i'm not having this, and he pulls a 180 in the middle of the street... what a fuckrag.now, tell me, WHO THE FUCK CARES IF I HAVE LEDS ON MY HOOD, OR TINTED WINDOWS, OR NO FRONT PLATE, OR GLASS OVER MY BACK PLATE OR ANYTHING OTHER THAT DOESN'T EFFECT FUCKING ANYONE ON THE ROAD??!?!So to conclude, 35235 cops, 2 pulled me over, 1 tried, all in all, a $250 night with kristy watching a movie...... what the FUCK.I have to say, Requim for a dream was a sick movie, check it out.I'm Tired, i'm going to sleep humming NWA's "Fuck the police" Tonight.Can't they just send me a bill for like a few hundred a month... Its the wasting my time and pulling me over game I hate more. Oh, and it should be funny to see how many points that $200 ticket turns out to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystelbella21 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 damn... i thought i was having a bad day but looks like urs is alot worse then mine... sorry joe... smile!what was the $200 ticket for??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by crystelbella21 damn... i thought i was having a bad day but looks like urs is alot worse then mine... sorry joe... smile!what was the $200 ticket for??? Breaking the sound barrier in a 35.....(I think it was like 57 or something, I don't even know what I was really doing, its irrelevant, when theres that many cops out, you don't have to do anything wrong)Its a 22mph over the limit ticket, thats like level 4 on the "how fucked is your insurance?" scale on the ticket.blah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystelbella21 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg Breaking the sound barrier in a 35.....(I think it was like 57 or something, I don't even know what I was really doing, its irrelevant, when theres that many cops out, you don't have to do anything wrong)Its a 22mph over the limit ticket, thats like level 4 on the "how fucked is your insurance?" scale on the ticket.blah! wowowowow ur lucky cause if they clocked at 25 over.... u would have gotten ticket for wreckless driving .... don't u have a radar detector?????? damn that really sucks... insurance is going up a good $500 for that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg I have to say, Requim for a dream was a sick movie, check it out.GreaT MoViE:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg WHO THE FUCK CARES IF I HAVE TINTED WINDOWS With the tint, the cops can not see who is in the car when you get pulled over or what you might have, ie a gun. Its a saftey measure for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 I usually try to keep the movie date thing under $30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 ooops!that last LM post was really me in a skirt and some pumps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 I think Requim For a Dream is overated. There a bunch of great performances (even the Wayans brother shines) but, the movie just dragged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northnjguy21 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 at least u probley got laid kid so all in all not a bad nite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by northnjguy21 at least u probley got laid kid so all in all not a bad nite :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by barvybe ooops!that last LM post was really me in a skirt and some pumps.... teeheeheetisktisk jo-jo..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by barvybe ooops!that last LM post was really me in a skirt and some pumps.... and I must say you do look damn sexy in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by northnjguy21 at least u probley got laid kid so all in all not a bad nite he does have a point anyway i have been through a lot worse. i have had 18 points on my license. i've gotten hit by 9 points at one time i believe. when first got my car I got tickets all the time. i've been to more courts then anyone can believe. i've had my license suspended 3 times (maybe 4 but I don't remember) and I've been kicked out of school for 1 year. The reason I mention school is because I drove to school while suspended and I was driving on the sidewalk and what not there as well. Even though I was a bit of a trouble maker then there were a lot of times I got pulled over for nothing. Its something we have to deal with. I took a class on criminal justice. It was taught by a cop. He said as for the myth that cops pull people over more at the end of month is true. Cops just drive around out there and if they don't come back with tickets it looks like they are not doing any work. You might not be doing anything but who is the judge going to believe? A kid with all that shit on his car or a cop? The world runs on $$$, its something we have to deal with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by magilicuti he does have a point anyway i have been through a lot worse. i have had 18 points on my license. i've gotten hit by 9 points at one time i believe. when first got my car I got tickets all the time. i've been to more courts then anyone can believe. i've had my license suspended 3 times (maybe 4 but I don't remember) and I've been kicked out of school for 1 year. The reason I mention school is because I drove to school while suspended and I was driving on the sidewalk and what not there as well. Even though I was a bit of a trouble maker then there were a lot of times I got pulled over for nothing. Its something we have to deal with. I took a class on criminal justice. It was taught by a cop. He said as for the myth that cops pull people over more at the end of month is true. Cops just drive around out there and if they don't come back with tickets it looks like they are not doing any work. You might not be doing anything but who is the judge going to believe? A kid with all that shit on his car or a cop? The world runs on $$$, its something we have to deal with. Funny, I had a class with a cop once who told me that wasnt true. And my brother-in-law is a cop and he says it isnt true. Regardless, it sucks Joeg, that you got all those tickets and fines, and I hate to point out the obvious, but you did indeed break the law. Not to say that most of us dont speed, but you got caught. Those are the breaks. It sucks, but maybe next time you are in a 35mph zone you wont do 57.As for the other issues the second cop had with your car, it may not affect anyone else on the road, but the items are illegal. Only a certain % of tint is allowed, license plate covers, etc etc. Sorry for your bad string of "luck", but next time...slow it down babe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 I used to work at a deli in my town and kind of befriended all the town cops when they came in for coffee and whatnot. So now, I have cops pull me over just to say "hey, where have you been, you don't work at the deli anymore, the new girl doesn't make my coffee right". But anyways... I would hear stories, ask questions. And yes, they do pull more people over at the end of the month due to the ticket quota they need to fulfill. There are good cops and bad cops. And if you are going 10mph or less over the speed limit cops usually dont care. Sorry joe, sounds like you had a bad night. Well, if it makes you feel any better, a guy in a van hit me and I got the ticket... probably an age and gender thing but whatever. Cops suck sometimes but I give them alot of respect for what they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakbeatz2 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 as for this end of the month "myth", its not a myth! i know guys who work at a presinct in brooklyn, and at the end of the month, they set up road blocks to give out tickets.you can see them at the 4th avenue exit off the belt all the time at the end of the month, but you'll never see one in the begigning or the middle.its all about makin a lil extra $$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by jennEfer I used to work at a deli in my town and kind of befriended all the town cops when they came in for coffee and whatnot. which deli did you used to work at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 cops can pull you over for the smallest thing if they feel like it. dickhead or not they are just doing their job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg Breaking the sound barrier in a 35.....(I think it was like 57 or something, I don't even know what I was really doing, its irrelevant, when theres that many cops out, you don't have to do anything wrong)Its a 22mph over the limit ticket, thats like level 4 on the "how fucked is your insurance?" scale on the ticket.blah! . . . dude I"m soooo sorry, that so sucks . . . 57 in a 35 is just beggin to be pulled over . . . Funny thing is, I came off the Bronx river parkway at like 50 , straight up onto a cop and took the turn with a screech and didn't get pulled for it . . . Someday's they just don't care . . but others. . Especially in Jersey . . you're fucked . . . . . . I also find that having my license right next to my 5 PBA cards, helps . . . greatly . . . . .. . . Down south the state would determine levels of funding depending on how many tickets the local and state police wrote . . so at the end of the month EVERYONE was a moving target . . heck I knew COPS that got pulled over while off duty and weren't let off the hook . . . . . . Joey, it is kinda funny that the last one made you walk the line like that . . I've been in that situation more times than I've cared to remember. . . where they just tail or flank you for like 10 miles . . it's the most unnerving experience out there . . . You just gotta keep you're eyes forward and pretend like they're not there . . one show of emotion, you're getting pulled . . it's like a big poker game . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by trancend which deli did you used to work at? Jefferson Market. I worked there for about a year until these dirty people took over and renamed it "Speedy Mart". Then I left and all the cops were upset cause the new girls couldn't make thier coffee right. Too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Yeah, cmb, I agree I WAS breaking the law, I was just venting at the rediculousness of how desperate they are to bust ppl. I mean, at 2am, is there really anyone on the road to care? I think those cop cars were the only other cars on the road.as for the tint/plates/lights/whatever, I think its just rediculous how they have all these stipulations on what/who/when/where on your own car. If its not obnoxious or dangerous, re-fucking-lax, my led's on my hood are actually a good way of alerting ppl i'm around.Whatever, Its not my first ticket(s), and not my last i'm sure.Jen: yeah, atleast I don't have to put up with that age/gender thing, sorry and yeah, what deli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 dayum! shoulda come out with me! Poor lil Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Joe. I can totally feel you on this. I have a court appearance on the 31st for a speeding ticket. 89 in a 50. Nice. It was fucking 2 in the morning, no other cars on the road and this cop need to fill the quota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by jennEfer Jefferson Market. I worked there for about a year until these dirty people took over and renamed it "Speedy Mart". Then I left and all the cops were upset cause the new girls couldn't make thier coffee right. Too funny. oh, cuz whenever im at my ex's we always stop at ding dong.....im not sure how they make their coffee though cuz coffee sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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