gropasaurus Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Reply to this message if you are a Guido...I need to know how many strong we are these days before going to battle with the preps...as long as we've got 1 of ours for every 10 of theirs, we'll be just fine. I HATE THOSE LOOSE SHIRT BAGGIE KHAKI PALE SKIN NO MUSCLE CHEESE FLAP DAVE MATTHEW FAN PUSSIES!!! LET'S GET RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! See my new titles acquired during the fall and winter...it wasn't easy, but each of them was vital for our cause and the prevalence of our species... -CTSO (Chief Tight Shirt Officer) -CSSE (Chief Sleeveless Shirt Enforcer) -PRBVC (President of Red Bull n' Vodka Consumption) -CITS (Chairman of Indoor Tanning Society ) -CPT (Chief Palmade Tactician) -CHMA (Chief House Music Administrator) -CFPO (Chief Fist Pump Officer) -CMTCC (Chairman of Meso-Tech Cookies n' Cream) -CMC (Chief Myoplex Connoisseur)__________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xyminx Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 this is the BEST message i have seen, so funny!!!!!!!!i'm not a guy, but if i gotta pic one, or two, or three, i love guidos, ok...CTSOCHMACITS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 LMAO!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teknojunkee Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 CITS>>>>>>All CP'ers get hooked up at my place. Velocity Tan145 Smithtown Blvd.Nesconset NY (Long Island) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 ... :laugh: Are you serious:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 :laugh: this is funny.. i just cant beleve you took the time to type a thread about this.... haha.. im italian.. but i dont get it.. everyone in clubs had the italain guido, spikey hair, no shit, steroid look.... well 99% of them do. If you cant stand all the other types thatn just go to Factory.. thats where all the juice heads are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 ...somehow I knew karch was gonna reply to this thread:D ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexdieselny Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by gropasaurus I HATE THOSE LOOSE SHIRT BAGGIE KHAKI PALE SKIN NO MUSCLE lolsoooo what do you weigh lil man?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flexdieselny Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 this should be the kids who shop at BANG BANG threadFYI im 100% italian, born there, and only these americanized, ny/nj born kids even say they word guido.i dotn know what guido is anymore, i mean they way people dress these days in clubs. are they all guidos?this is a guido...1989... cavariccis, black reeboks, drakar cologne, iou/bum shirts.gold chains, italian horns, etc etcwhats a guido now? silver chains? versace blue jeans cologne, silver hoop earings, black or grey slacks and a clubbing dress shirt? is that guido now? ifso then almost EVRY guy is a guido...i dont think guidos exist anymore...just the ones who will neevr grow up...you know the 33 yr old guys and girls who still wear the stuff the guidos wore in 1989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 ok so this post made me dig out this email in my archive folder... You know your a guido... If your shirt is tighter then your girlfriend's. If you wear a silver chain that is thicker then the width of your finger. If you still have something pierced. If you go to the gym everyday. If you HAVE TO go to the Tanning Salon so you can be darker then your friends. If you dance with your cigarette. If Kettle One & 7 is "your drink" If you like Exit, the Factory, World or Bridgeview. If you plan to go to go to the Hamptons Memorial Day weekend and Vegas Labor Day weekend. If you HAVE TO take your shirt off in the clubs because "your sweating" If you think that anyone who doesn't like House music is stupid. If you only go out Friday and Saturday nights. If you can't get into SPA. If you always use a guest list. If your CD collection consists of "Sounds from the Factory" "Sounds of Exit" "Best of Underground House" "KTU Dance Party" or anything by Junior Vasquez. If you shave your body. If you shop at Bang-Bang. If your eyebrows are so thin because the girl at the nail salon "messed them up" If a white wife beater tank top is the only shirt you'll wear this summer. If you have a tribal tattoo anywhere on your body. If you think Armani Exchange is the same thing as Armani. If you've ever been to a "Reunion" party. (Cancun Reunion, Vegas Reunion) If you have gelled-up hair. If you wear anything shiny. iF your from Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by nycchic24 ok so this post made me dig out this email in my archive folder... You know your a guido... If your shirt is tighter then your girlfriend's. If you wear a silver chain that is thicker then the width of your finger. If you still have something pierced. If you go to the gym everyday. If you HAVE TO go to the Tanning Salon so you can be darker then your friends. If you dance with your cigarette. If Kettle One & 7 is "your drink" If you like Exit, the Factory, World or Bridgeview. If you plan to go to go to the Hamptons Memorial Day weekend and Vegas Labor Day weekend. If you HAVE TO take your shirt off in the clubs because "your sweating" If you think that anyone who doesn't like House music is stupid. If you only go out Friday and Saturday nights. If you can't get into SPA. If you always use a guest list. If your CD collection consists of "Sounds from the Factory" "Sounds of Exit" "Best of Underground House" "KTU Dance Party" or anything by Junior Vasquez. If you shave your body. If you shop at Bang-Bang. If your eyebrows are so thin because the girl at the nail salon "messed them up" If a white wife beater tank top is the only shirt you'll wear this summer. If you have a tribal tattoo anywhere on your body. If you think Armani Exchange is the same thing as Armani. If you've ever been to a "Reunion" party. (Cancun Reunion, Vegas Reunion) If you have gelled-up hair. If you wear anything shiny. iF your from Jersey. :laugh: funny and soo true... gotta love guidos tho!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by nycchic24 ok so this post made me dig out this email in my archive folder... You know your a guido... If your shirt is tighter then your girlfriend's. If you wear a silver chain that is thicker then the width of your finger. If you still have something pierced. If you go to the gym everyday. If you HAVE TO go to the Tanning Salon so you can be darker then your friends. If you dance with your cigarette. If Kettle One & 7 is "your drink" If you like Exit, the Factory, World or Bridgeview. If you plan to go to go to the Hamptons Memorial Day weekend and Vegas Labor Day weekend. If you HAVE TO take your shirt off in the clubs because "your sweating" If you think that anyone who doesn't like House music is stupid. If you only go out Friday and Saturday nights. If you can't get into SPA. If you always use a guest list. If your CD collection consists of "Sounds from the Factory" "Sounds of Exit" "Best of Underground House" "KTU Dance Party" or anything by Junior Vasquez. If you shave your body. If you shop at Bang-Bang. If your eyebrows are so thin because the girl at the nail salon "messed them up" If a white wife beater tank top is the only shirt you'll wear this summer. If you have a tribal tattoo anywhere on your body. If you think Armani Exchange is the same thing as Armani. If you've ever been to a "Reunion" party. (Cancun Reunion, Vegas Reunion) If you have gelled-up hair. If you wear anything shiny. iF your from Jersey. :laugh: Oh shit, I qualify under some of those categories:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by bebby6919 :laugh: funny and soo true... gotta love guidos tho!!! lol i know. i realized that this is half the guys i've dated and lots of my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by nycchic24 ok so this post made me dig out this email in my archive folder... You know your a guido... If your shirt is tighter then your girlfriend's. If you wear a silver chain that is thicker then the width of your finger. If you still have something pierced. If you go to the gym everyday. If you HAVE TO go to the Tanning Salon so you can be darker then your friends. If you dance with your cigarette. If Kettle One & 7 is "your drink" If you like Exit, the Factory, World or Bridgeview. If you plan to go to go to the Hamptons Memorial Day weekend and Vegas Labor Day weekend. If you HAVE TO take your shirt off in the clubs because "your sweating" If you think that anyone who doesn't like House music is stupid. If you only go out Friday and Saturday nights. If you can't get into SPA. If you always use a guest list. If your CD collection consists of "Sounds from the Factory" "Sounds of Exit" "Best of Underground House" "KTU Dance Party" or anything by Junior Vasquez. If you shave your body. If you shop at Bang-Bang. If your eyebrows are so thin because the girl at the nail salon "messed them up" If a white wife beater tank top is the only shirt you'll wear this summer. If you have a tribal tattoo anywhere on your body. If you think Armani Exchange is the same thing as Armani. If you've ever been to a "Reunion" party. (Cancun Reunion, Vegas Reunion) If you have gelled-up hair. If you wear anything shiny. iF your from Jersey. THAT WAS Sooooooooooo FuNNY!!!! and Soooooo TRUE!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 This is the funniest post I've seen in ages upon ages. Strangely enough I find myself wildly attracted to guidos when I see them. Looks like it's back to the therapist for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 click here make sure you click on all three buttons on the left margin menu. "about" "How to" and "dance moves" so this is about the "roxy guy" in boston (as you read The Roxy is a club in boston ) but really you could rename it guido too (i think it applies) to make it more universal. my friends and i crck up about #6 what are your favories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 :laugh: he even has the "Duck Face" Expression!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangelid Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 that was the by far the best web site I've ever been too. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc :laugh: he even has the "Duck Face" Expression!!!! I HATE when they make that face!! It annoys me, i dunno y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by nycchic24 lol i know. i realized that this is half the guys i've dated and lots of my friends. same here.. i think its just b/c every guy no a days looks the same.. if they arent italian they try to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by gropasaurus Reply to this message if you are a Guido...I need to know how many strong we are these days before going to battle with the preps...guidos and preps BOTH SUCK! Perhaps you should try checking into the more stylish trends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by bebby6919 I HATE when they make that face!! It annoys me, i dunno y. ...I know why....becuz its annoying;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc ...I know why....becuz its annoying;) :laugh: tru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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