chula22 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 CAN YOU ADD ANY TO THIS LIST?1. The check is in the mail. 2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. 4. It's only a cold sore. 5. You get this one, I'll pay next time. 6. My wife doesn't understand me. 7. Trust me, I'll take care of everything. 8. Of course I love you. 9. I am getting a divorce. 10. Drinking? Why, no, Officer. 11. I never inhaled. 12. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing. 13. I never watch television except for PBS. 14. ...but we can still be good friends. 15. She means nothing to me. 16. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty." 17. I gave at the office. 18. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. 19. I'll call you later. 20. We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year. 21. Read my lips: no new taxes. 22. I've never done anything like this before. 23. Now, I'm going to tell you the truth. 24. It's supposed to make that noise. 25. I *love* your new _____! 26. ...then take a left. You can't miss it. 27. Yes, I did. 28. Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 29. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 30. "It's NOT a hickey, it's just a rash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogb Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 31. I have a headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 32. i'm not pissed off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 33. I'm fine34. No its ok. I WANT you to go hang out with your friends35. I dont mind you having a bachelour party36. My family really likes you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 37. No you dont look fat in that dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 38. It's your baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogb Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 39. It’s not you fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwyllion Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 This thread reminded me of this Halloween party I went to this past year. This guy was dressed up as "Big White Lie". He was just wearing jeans and a white dress shirt with pinned pieces of paper with some of those lines on them. It wasn't necessarily a great costume, but it was definitely funny because he got people to make up more as the night went along and tag them to him. It was definitely a conversation piece, and he had plenty of girls on him throughout the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheilasanders Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 BARBARA PLEASE!!The Biggest lies I TELL or HEAR? It would have to be " I ONLY DO DRUGS ON WEEKENDS!"followed CLOSELY by "BITCH PLEASE, I'M NOT THAT LOOSE!"------------------------------------------------------------------------GOOD GIRLS MAY GO TO HEAVEN, BUT BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxpivo Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 "i won't cum in your mouth..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogb Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by xxxpivo "i won't cum in your mouth..." :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 these are lies only told by women:40.Im cumming41.I've only had sex with guys that were my boyfriends42.Of course yours is the biggest:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc these are lies only told by women:41.I've only had sex with guys that were my boyfriendsi was talking about this the other day. its so fucked up how girls think this is some kind of accomplishment. like they are such good people for not fucking around on their boyfriends. that should be just unsaid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Those lumps are supposed to be there.I go to church every Sunday.That was a wrong number.<sniff> That wasn't me!A lot of guys only have one ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by magilicuti i was talking about this the other day. its so fucked up how girls think this is some kind of accomplishment. like they are such good people for not fucking around on their boyfriends. that should be just unsaid... I don't think she meant that. I think she meant that girls say they ahve only slept with guys who are their boyfriends, rather than guys who weren't....got it....Originally posted by glowgrlnycthese are lies only told by women: 40.Im cumming 41.I've only had sex with guys that were my boyfriends 42.Of course yours is the biggest :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 i know that's not what glow meant. but girls do say that like that is an accomplishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 but if a girl wanted to screw around and she had a boy i don't think i'd really have a problem though, so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 DONT WORRY THIS WONT HURT A BIT !DONT WORRY THIS WILL ONLY HURT FOR A MINUTE THEN YOU WILL GET USED TO IT...YOU LOOK " FINE " AND THE NUMBER 1 LIE ... SEE BELOWI DID NOT HAVE ANY SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MISS LEWINSKY... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 43. I am happy right where I am now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydope Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Nah love, im not the playa type!Of course I never cheated on you..I'll be right backJust let me put it in once :blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 :laugh: I'm sorry but this thread just crackx Me UP!!!Nice idea, Chula so my contribution is:44. I called you, but the line was busy (while they have call waiting) 45. Whenever the gov't covers up for a president (Clinton + Lewinsky, Nixon + Watergate, Bush + the Pretzel) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breaksny Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 #13 used 2 b true 4 me till i got cable cuz I'm old. Alot of the time it still is since there's usually nothing on cable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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