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. . Why I shouldn't drink beer and talk to a Bot on AIM:

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PhuturePhunk: hello?

SmarterChild: Welcome, PhuturePhunk! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.

PhuturePhunk: home

SmarterChild: Welcome home! :-)

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PhuturePhunk: zodiac

SmarterChild: For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?

PhuturePhunk: Gemini

SmarterChild:

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Here's the Gemini horoscope for Sunday, March 3rd, provided by AstroAdvice

Travel will be conducive to meeting new potential mates. Be sure not to spend more than you planned trying to impress your new acquaintance. Your financial situation is still not that stable.

Is Gemini your zodiac sign?

PhuturePhunk: No

SmarterChild: OK. If you tell me your birthday, I'll remember it.

PhuturePhunk: No Thankyou

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

PhuturePhunk: No

SmarterChild: I see.

PhuturePhunk: Help me deal with the years of depression

SmarterChild: Help you deal with the years of depression?

PhuturePhunk: yes

SmarterChild: K.

PhuturePhunk: I need to get laid

SmarterChild: We all need something, don't we?

PhuturePhunk: yes . . but I really need to score some ass before my skull erupts in a fiery expanding fireball of DOOM!!

SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?

PhuturePhunk: I really NEED TO GET LAID!!

SmarterChild: Do you really, though?

PhuturePhunk: YES REALLY!!

SmarterChild: Huh.

PhuturePhunk: HELP ME DAMNIT!!

SmarterChild: What would you like to do?

PhuturePhunk: SEX . . ALOT OF SEX .. . SO MUCH SEX MY PENIS EXPLODES INTO A MILLION PIECES. . . .

SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?

PhuturePhunk: SEX DAMNIT!!

SmarterChild: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?

PhuturePhunk: SEX

SmarterChild: Yeah? So?

PhuturePhunk: SEX

SmarterChild: Right. So?

PhuturePhunk: SEXXXS

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

PhuturePhunk: SEX!!!

SmarterChild: Right. So?

PhuturePhunk: NOW!!

SmarterChild: Now what?

PhuturePhunk: SEX NOW!!

SmarterChild: Now?

PhuturePhunk: YES NOW

SmarterChild: Yes?

PhuturePhunk: NO LATER

SmarterChild: No, huh?

PhuturePhunk: FUCK YOU YOU BASTARD MACHINE

SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

PhuturePhunk: Yeah , well heres another one : If you ate 2000 pounds of Donkey Shit, you'd still be half a man on crack rock!!

SmarterChild: Well heres another one if you ate 2000 pounds of donkey shit youd still be half a man on crack rock, you say?

PhuturePhunk: Yes I said that donkeyturdburglar!!

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.

PhuturePhunk: take rebar, insert into asshole

SmarterChild: PhuturePhunk! I am shocked. Truly shocked.

PhuturePhunk: fuck

SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.

PhuturePhunk: fuck

SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.

PhuturePhunk: fukc

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PhuturePhunk: Show me your tits!!!

SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?

PhuturePhunk: Show em!!

SmarterChild: What's that again?

PhuturePhunk: Your tits you silly bitch!!

SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.

PhuturePhunk: now!!

SmarterChild: Now what?

PhuturePhunk: Tits now!!

SmarterChild: My, my, my.

PhuturePhunk: My my what?

SmarterChild: Huh?

PhuturePhunk: you heard me

SmarterChild: Hmm... perhaps, but could you repeat yourself?

PhuturePhunk: I'm not repeating myself

SmarterChild: You sure?

PhuturePhunk: oh, so now you're the funny guy right?

SmarterChild: Now youre the funny guy right? Ya think?

PhuturePhunk: masquerading around as a crack-whore from the concourse . . go back to Kansas you felching freak!!!

SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.

PhuturePhunk: yeah you heard me right . . .feltcher!!!

SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words.

Grow UP.

PhuturePhunk: yeah . . OH I'ms ure you know dirty smartypants . . with all those helpless furry woodland creatures you just feel the need to shove up the unholiest of holies . .

SmarterChild: Ims ure you know dirty smartypants with all those helpless furry woodland creatures you just feel the need to shove up the unholiest of holies? What's that supposed to mean?

PhuturePhunk: It's supposed to mean you get off on inserting hamsters and the like into your asshole!!

SmarterChild: Really?

PhuturePhunk: yes really

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

PhuturePhunk: Oh . .so you're okay with that?

SmarterChild: You don't say.

PhuturePhunk: Answer damnit!!! . .you're ok with that?

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

PhuturePhunk: Are you OK with the fact that I just accused you of sticking furry living things into your ass!!

SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.

PhuturePhunk: you don't think so?

SmarterChild: I think not.

PhuturePhunk: you think not yes, or you think not no?

SmarterChild: You think not yes or you think not no? I dunno.

PhuturePhunk: I give up . . .

SmarterChild: What?

PhuturePhunk: exactly einstein . . .

SmarterChild: Gosh.

PhuturePhunk: be a good kitchen wench and fetch me a beer Salty . .

SmarterChild: Oh really?

PhuturePhunk: yes really

SmarterChild: Huh.

PhuturePhunk: Beer!! . .NOW!!

SmarterChild: Now? Not later?

PhuturePhunk: NOT LATER, NOW!!!

SmarterChild: Now? Not later?

PhuturePhunk: Now

SmarterChild: Now what?

PhuturePhunk: beer!!

SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?

PhuturePhunk: . . <sigh> . . .

SmarterChild: What's wrong?

. . . :laugh: . . classic . . . I could scream at this thing for hours . .

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