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MTV Sucks. Sincerely, Everyone who OD'd waiting for them to show a music video.

WHO?

Check out Season 1 of Miami Vice, now availabel on DVD. They shot alot of scenes on Collins in 1984. Sobe looked kinda shitty in the early 80's. I imagine hotels were extremely cheap then.

Andalu is only good if you get table service. Too crowded otherwise on Sat. GIMPS, I will be at FUR

There was way too much hip hop.

Dinner for 2 would be in the $200 - $300 range. And after the restaurant switches over to the club between 10:30 - 11, you will have to leave the bed for whoever reserved the bed for the club that night.

You guys should be honest with tourists. The correct response would be: Is it hard to get in? Response: Depends on the party, doorman's attitude, your appearance, etc. After the WMC vibe dies down alot of the clubs will return to their "door policies". And according to you, "tell'em I sent you". What the hell does that mean. Is that supposed to Globally apply at every club? Tourist walks up to doorman at Prive: Toursit: Hi. Doorman: Doesnt acknowledge Tourist: Hi, I am a friend of "digitalphoenix" from CP. Doorman: Doesnt acknowledge Toursit: hears the sound of crickets in the background. Doorman: Get away from the velvet rope

I assume you mean Rumi on Lincoln Rd. Greatest place on Earth? No. Trendy lounge, populated by mostly Euros and locals in the know : Yes. Restaurant turns into a trendy lounge with good house music and international beats. Club has door policy most nights, since it holds about 350 people. Quality of women:. 7-8, one or two 10's. Hotter women can be found at Prive or Bed. Still consistenly one of the top lounges in Sobe for House Music.

I believe its a "she". I might be wrong. Somebody has got to photoshop these clowns.

They both are both hideous looking. Perhaps he is trying to find where is hair went?

People from out of town always ask me what are the current top parties/club nights in Wash DC. This is where the beautiful people in DC can be seen. I attended all of these parties in the last two weeks. As of 3/24/05 Here is the List: Tues: Spank 4th Floor at 1223 : Dupont Circle - Resident Glow DJ spins after 12:00 Wed: Modern : Georgetown - Small Venue with DJ spinning International and Hip Hop. All tables have been sold out the past 2 weeks. Door Policy. Thursday: Andalu : Dupont Circle - Small Venue. International Beats. Friday: Smith Point : Georgetown - On the way to becoming DC's version of the infamous Hamptons hot spot Concious Point. Where DC's young and wealthy Republican hipsters go to party. Door policy. Sat: Fur : Off of NY avenue - Same Electronica DJ's that play Miami's and NY's top venue's spin here: PVD, Tiesto, etc. GAME ON:

All the Guidos you can handle, but at half the price. See you there:

People wear club attire after sunset at Nikki Beach, during the day its a bit more laid back, depends on crowded the party is though.

For convience, there is Club Madonna which is on Wasington Ave. There are some hot women in there ( 2 or 3 10's), but It is mad expensive. 20 cover, 30 lap dance per song. And the dancers will literally the whole song try to get you in the uhumm.......Champagne Room ( like Chris Rock said, there is no sex in the champagne room). Nice decor in Madonna, but its BYOB. Best Bang for the buck is Scarletts. If you have a car since its a 40 mins outside of South Beach. High Quality lap dances there.

Worst Club? Hardly. Try going to the clubs in Jersey.

HIP HOP SUCKS. Try going to Atlanta instead, they will like you there. GUIDOS UNITE!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I stamped this ho in the bathroom on the fourth floor at 1223 last Friday. Does that count?

Wasnt Me.

I thought it was you. If you were not at lot61 on 2/19, then I apologize. Let me make it up to you over Belinis at Cipriani. What is your hourly rate?

VICMAN we can agree to disagree. As I stated, BED being a small venue is very hard to get into during WMC, Wed especially. I would throw in PRIVE and RUMI also. I am going by what I observed last year at those venues with the doormen. I wouldnt know about the larger venus during WMC like Opium or Crobar. But as you know south beach venues have a strict door policy on certain nights, so its better to be up front about that.

Hmmm......Didnt you blow me in the bathroom to the left of the VIP section at Lot 61? I never did get a chance to say: THANKS, you rock.

Yeah, thats what happen to the dinosaurs. All the male dinos died, and that only left the female dinos. And you saw what happened. Total Extinction in one fatal swoop. Then some caveman came out of cave, clubbed some bitch over the head and the whole thing started over again.

You and Shania Twain. Just keep your mouth closed while in public

Sounds tempting