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This was pretty hilarious MASTERCARD wedding You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:- Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....................$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500. the look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

this guy's my hero: This was pretty hilarious MASTERCARD wedding You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:- Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....................$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500. the look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

here comes Maria Sharapova god, what legs http://www.tennis-ontheline.com/gals/gfmarsh.htm keep in mind people, she's only 17 !

she was great b4 she got corrupted by hollywood i think she's got a great body and a great face, but hiding it under all that makeup, and countless hair styles is just too fake when she turns 40, she's gonna regret all the shit she's done to herself

American Idol Fear Factor yogurt in a tube non alchoholic beer and most of all..... WORK

Hahha, nice picture. came out very well And of course, bump for the entire weekend of watching dvd's, playin in the snow, and

New Zealand without a doubt~!

lol... i was just answering your question of why french is good in business ya schmazoool

There's about a 20 year age difference btw. minnie driver and meryl streep/glenn close, but whatever

and look.... people are gonna trash france and the french people, but i gotta tell you, i've been to Paris 3X in the last 6 yrs, and there's something magical there. There's so much to do, the metro is easy, the food is the BEST, i can go on.... Plus it's such a beautiful city. You'll learn the language so well if you go there

My father was treasurer of an international ocean mining company and he spoke french which assisted in his business trips to New Caledonia, France, Belguim, and parts of Africa.

Paris! Good gosh man, what are you waiting for! by the way, french women are some of the most beautiful creatures on the earth

let me tell you iamme (coming from a fluent french speaker) The best way to learn a language is to be immersed in that language completely. Seeing it in magazines, advertisements, television, and in conversation, you will learn the language better than in any classroom I regret not going to France for a Semester in College. I would have gone to the sorbonne, and i didn't cuz i was in a relationship (foolish, i know). Where is the program located? I think you should do it. It will be fun, exciting, and you will never regret not doing it. If you have any questions, feel free to send me a pm Bonne Chance...

and another. gosh i love when girls so easily become bi and play with each other

aside from the obvious over-orangey tan that these 2 are pulling, this pic got me soooooo revved up, i think i gotta go under my desk and take care of something http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/5462/sort/1/cat/9095/page/9

9 times out of 10 the woman is a gold digger i bet she won't win. Bill can get the best attorneys, and even if he did, i bet she was like "oh, bill cosby touched me! Im never gonna wash my hand again!" I smell BS

you can now see minnie driver on the local jazz club scene, for she's been dabbling in singing lately but i always liked her. She seemed intelligent, which is unlike most hollywood actresses, and she also has a very unique yet womanly figure and manner about her. thumbs up

lemme laugh

good one

Oh my gosh, how stupid and acinine can people be :doh: i think those people are dumber than apes ! and

as far as race in sports, it's all just a mix. Baseball has black, white and hispanic. basketball has black, white, and now asian football is mostly white n black with some exceptions anyone who says 1 race dominates a particular sport obviously has their head up their ass a bit too far. Tell them to watch a game and count how many diff. races there are

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My friend just got back from Thailand, and much of what was listed still takes place out there. We just aren't aware of it b/c it's on the other side of the world. Point is we are spoiled beyond belief in this country, while driving in thailand is a suicide mission

Hey, how about the next time I buy shoes from Kenneth Cole, they don't fall apart after 4 months?

That's what i was thinking.... and in my opinion, it's kinda tasteless and tacky. most of the people who sport it don't know the 1st thing about war