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Well, after I started this topic yesterday, I managed today to go out and crash my Triumph TT600 up here in Orange County this morning. I walked away with only a broken collar bone. The bike needs new fairing and some other little bits, but in the main is still ok. I was going around a traffic circle and trying to exit it onto Seven Lakes Drive (a great scenic and twisty road), a drive I take every day on my way to work in NJ, and some moron decides to come out and try to merge with me. I end up going across a median strip and lay the bike down at about 10-15 mph. The bike only slid one lane width before it stopped. The assh**e in the Mitsubishi kept on going, but another motorcycle and the guy that was behind the Mitsu stopped to help me get the bike upright and stayed till the cops got there. The one day I decide to ride the bike to work. And my company gives me a car/truck (GMC Denali) to drive. Teaches me to saty with the company car if I am going to go to work. JDogg (with legal drugs) ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

I did let my ex shave me...quite a rush and very erotic. I would do it again, if I had someone to do it with. As to the razor burn, that only comes in on the groin area not on the nuts or shaft...go figure. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Brandie: If you are 5'5" you should be able to get onto the smaller sport bikes - like the 600's maybe not the YZF-R6 but the less aggressive 600's that have a little lower ride height. I know a grrrl that is about 5'2" that rides a sport bike that is around 500# (the bike that is ). Ok, maybe she does not weigh 110 but don't let that stop you. My job gives me a new vehicle to drive every 90 days and on a day like today, it is going to stay in the driveway and I am going to take my motorcycle. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Even if Paul has to jet early from Twilo I got the hook up with a flight to Miami Saturday afternoon. I figured why not take some time off from work and catch PVD in two places in one weekend. $129 round trip on Continental. I'll be able to see how different his sets are between cities... JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

There is no symbol. There is no IPO. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

It's too bad that you guys have to go through that arranged marriage thing. I have an ex in DC who has gone through that and she finally convinced her parents that it was not going to happen that way. They relented and have not forced her to get married. I can only hope that you can have as easy a time as this (4 years). JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Herc: I amy as well have a little board with a prisoner number under my chin with the drivers license. Maybe that is why the nice officers come up to the window of the car with the guns out (j/k). JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

And all that I have here are from eons ago...I'll have to find a scanner or a new camera to use for a bit... Don't want to scare anyone with that damn drivers license photo. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Over on the Summer Scene board Temptsboy/Temptkid are trying to start some shite. They just know better than to get over here with the big boys. I am very happy to see that the people posting here are nicer to each other. Isn't that what we are all about? PLUR and all of that, not to mention being here for the same damn reason...I forget who's tag line it is, but it *is* all about the music. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

If I keep this up maybe I can get another star too! JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

I guess that the people that criticize the 'grammer' here are the same ones that think that the way clubs should be are (only)the way they are (read what you want here, juicehead). And Kernkraft is the shite. Maybe we should have them apply as a teacher in our skools so that we can be edukated bettar. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Gonzo: Remind me not to go riding in Staten Island then...or at least when you are there. J/K Yeah, I know...I do the same in my truck too. I was on 287 yesterday doing speeds that would put me in jail, not just a ticket. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

BellyO: It'll sting as it is done a little bit and then not be bad. THe next day it will be swollen and you won't really be able to eat much. The second day you have to be careful with it, but you should be able to eat no problem. Be really good with something like Gly-Oxide, an oral antiseptic and Listerine. You don't want it to get infected. Two other things - it will be difficult to make certain words/sounds come out right for a little bit. And if the place gives you a long stud for the swelling, be *very* careful about not biting the stud. You could crack a tooth. Had mine for 3-1/2 years now and really happy to have it. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Crashes on bikes are never a good thing. I hope that aside from the broken leg, everything was ok and he eventually got back on. That is a concern that I have too, but I can't let it be a fear, otherwise I wouldn't ride. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Any one here ride motorcycles? Any interesting motorcycle stories? I've got a '00 Triumph. I just don't ride it to the clubs if I am not going to be 100% sober. Bad enough driving the car. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Clippers with the right guard is good for a start, esp. for the people that want to start clearing the jungle. The problem is that it leaves stubble. Using a steady hand and doing it regularly makes it very easy. Oh, yeah, and use some type of a body wash/liquid soap. I think that it works better this way. My $.02 JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Don't forget to ask for the prospectus at the door the next time you go in. Be sure to ask one of the guys that makes sure that you are moving down in line. They have about ten copies with them at all times. It is sure to get you moved up if you ask. JDogg (All this and bridge in Brooklyn to sell) ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

clean shaven is def. the way to go...just be careful to use the right tools to keep it clean. One of them Mach3 razors can do some serious damage if you know what I mean. Not that I have had that problem... JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Went to what is now Kettering University in the asshole-est part of Michigan - Flint. Spent 5-1/2 years there. Glad to be back home. ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

I got my nickname from some waiters at my brother's restaurant. I guess it just stuck. It just doesn't match the image that I have to have for work. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Hey Drew: Upper westchester is a big place...are you closer to Yorktown or Peekskill? I live in Orange county, about a mile or so from Bear Mountain/the north end of the Palisades Parkway. JDogg (and I work in the place below) ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

I'm JDoggNY2000 J_Dogg@netzero.net ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Oh and if you have more than 5% of the IPO you get a FREE autographed T-Shirt, signed by Sasha *and* Digweed! The only thing holding them back from issuing the IPO is the training that they have to give to the bouncers at the door. They have to train them to handle the people who say that "I own this place! Let me in!" JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

I heard that if you are in on the IPO and buy more than 1% of the offering, you get $5 off on PVD admission and $10 off on S&D nights for 2 years! JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey

Me too...best when you have someone else shaving you. Just be careful when/if you use a Mach3. A little too aggressive a blade, if you know what I mean. JDogg ------------------ Corporate Tool North Jersey