Charlton Heston-wannabe?? What are you fucking stupid?? Bitch, I AM CHARLTON HESTON! Don't you understand the power I have with a club of 2 million sister fucking, bucktoothed, moonshine making rednecks with their dick stuck in their horse? You obviously don't, so if I were you I'd run to fucking Canada, because WE REDNECKS ARE EVERYWHERE, AND COMING AFTER YOU, PUSSY! CAN YOU DIG IT?!