sirdante

u might have seen the R rated version that doesnt have the sex scenes and alot of the graphic violence that the X rated version has. u r right, the movie is hard to watch. it makes my stomach turn just thinking about it! and umm... "too big... tiny?" hmmm... ------------------ i love music!

have u ever seen the film "caligula?" during the roman orgy scene, there is the fattest, most huge monster dick getting head from a total cutie. its a great scene cause she keeps popping it out of her mouth, her eyes open really wide, and she giggles a little before going back at it. the thing is so big u have to wonder if it is even real! ------------------ i love music!

i really want to go to SF. i hate living so far away! i am starting to seriously consider moving closer!!! ------------------ i love music!

... to the sex board. last week she didnt know it existed. now she cant stop posting! lol. ------------------ i love music!

that was a screamin sam kinneson joke. that guy was a funny MF. ------------------ i love music!

that was a screamin sam kinneson joke. that guy was a funny MF. ------------------ i love music!

its a *triple* dare. thats one dare 4 each of u! ------------------ i love music!

one night back in high school, i was having sex with a girl in the mall parking lot. while we were too busy to notice, a jeep filled with the mall cops snuck up behind my vehicle with their lights off. they pulled up quietly. *BLAM*!!! suddenly, they hit us with the spotlights! it wasnt just a few mall cops, it was *all* of them. about 8 guys and 2 chicks were hanging out of the jeep laughing their asses off. my girl was like WTF, but i was *raging* mad! so i jumped out of the car and ran straight at them. picture this: heres sirdante charging these jokers with a baseball bat, BUCK NAKED WITH A HUGE HARD ON WAVING BETWEEN MY LEGS!!! i must have actually looked incredibly dangerous cause they stopped laughing and took off. i was chasing them screaming "im gonna kill u all!" while my GF is on the floor laughing her fucking ass off! ------------------ i love music!

i need one of those books. wow! thats a good pick up tactic. my "im a virgin" line is starting to get kind of thin. ------------------ i love music!

OH SHIT!!! WTF?!? here i am doing something as incredibly stupid as *working* all day & i missed all the fun on the sex board! damn, its good to be me today: oooh... a sirdante sandwich with two slices of russian bread, and miss virgina chasing me around with a razor and shaving cream... mmmmmmn. oh yeah, artful, u can umm... i dunno... like, *watch* or something. BTW mysteriousss, i wouldnt talk the talk if i couldnt walk the walk! and fortunately, i am defenseless against any female attack! SF is like 50/50 for me right now. however, if u guys keep talking like this, ill buy the place and turn the coat check room into my own private bachelor pad. ------------------ i love music!

my friends & i will b at twirl around midnight. ------------------ i love music!

twirl @ 23rd & 7th/8th. ------------------ i love music!

LMAO! what the fuck did he just say? "fingunehhhhe!" ------------------ i love music!

nope. see u tonight! ------------------ i love music!

12 hours til twilo 9 hours til twirl 7 hours til i hit the road 6 hours til i get home & get ready 5 hours til i get my hair cut 4 hours til i go the gym 3 hours til i leave work. hey! it must b the weekend! ------------------ i love music!

damn! i forgot about Rosh Hashana! i could have used that. hey nobody here knows im actually a Catholic! ------------------ i love music!

we r all dying my friend. carpe dium. ------------------ i love music!

regarde, m'amie! s'il tu plait, je suis l'homme francais. veut (sp?) tu un garcon quand un homme est ici? ------------------ i love music!

"okay hotshot! revele is at 0500 hours... sgt hulka with the big toe is gonna see just how far he can shove it up your ass!" stripes is the best-- well, 2nd best after caddyshack! ------------------ i love music!

whats an open ended top look like? ------------------ i love music!

thats the spirit! sounds like u already know the answer. hey, weve got your back! come to twirl tonight. ------------------ i love music!

dont forget that its reallllly hot in the club. *hee hee* (im just trying to get you to dress skimpy!) ------------------ i love music!

search the web. there r providers who give you nothing but a connection (cheap and good if you dont need support) to AOL and MSN that charge alot but give you lots of hand holding. also consider DSL or cable. they give you fast but expensive internet connections. you can get free web-access email accounts from places like yahoo! (theyre good, i like them). also, check out one of those "for dummies" books (if u dont mind the title). ------------------ i love music!

your BF has a prob w you talking to people? wont u eventually become bitter towards him cause of that? i mean, if u like to do something, and he stops u, wont that start to bother u eventually? it sounds like both the BF and the cousin should b working on their insecurities and not turning them into your problems. have you told him how u feel? ------------------ i love music!

ha ha. im feelin a bit evil too so... any dago-portugee-frog-spic-injuns in the house? umm... besides me? ------------------ i love music!