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Subject: HOW TO TELL WHERE YOU LIVE..... You live in California when... > > 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. > 2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone. > 3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. > 4. You know how to eat an artichoke. > 5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. > 6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it > will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. > You live in New York City when... > > 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. > 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. > 3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus > Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. > 4. You think Central Park is "nature," > 5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. > 6. You've worn out a car horn. > 7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression. > > You live in upstate New York when... > > 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco. > 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. > 3. You have more than one recipe for moose. > 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. > 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. > You live in the Deep South when... > > 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. > 2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural. > 3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?" > 4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense. > 5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc. > You live in Colorado when... > > 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. > 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center. > 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating. > 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail. > You live in the Midwest when... > > 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. > 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. > 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.

Heres a nice variety of Deep, Funky & Tribal House http://www.djpages.com/djasp/index.htm?index.asp?djid=728~right

http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=104146 Some things speak for themselves:

DAMN.... Man why did you go and do that !?!?!?! Now I'm gonna for 2 months.... until... I GO BACK 2 BRASIL !!! The best thing about Beautiful Brasilian Women is that.......................................... They have NO IDEA if How BEAUTIFUL they really are !!! .................................. ......................................................................................................................................................... (i.e. I have never been served Attitude by a Brasilian woman, unlike the Women Here in the U.S.) Pic: This Brasilian Actress was Giving Me the best "EyE-SeX"... and that was before she found out who I was...

My firends from Mexico: < DJ Sessions > by Jorge HM & Chass on Nopal Beat Records www.nopalbeat.com and "ElectroSox" by DJ Quest (A Scratch DJ over ElectroBreaks) and "Duty Rock" by Sean Paul (Just Gimme' Da Light.....) What can I say I like diversity

I've been touching myself lookin at that old (live cam) photo of your FINE ASS !!!

I just got word from the co-producer for DJ Rap... She's about to shop a ALL NEW album... I've only heard two tracks... But I was Pleasently Surprised... esp. to say this is expected to be a crossover album. I was told this album is to be more mainstream than the last... Waiting to see.....

O.K. Thats another story...... She actually did not look as bad as the pic ....

She has to be Latin or mixed with somethin' "I like BIG BUTTS, and I cannot Lie......."

Yeah ..... when are YOU and TasteyT coming down to MIAMI to make a B-SIDE sandwich ? STILL WAITING

15+ years deep in Club Life...... and I can still say NO.. NAO... NADA... " I do not sniff the coke I only " &

Actually I fuck A LOT better than I dance..... .............. And I dance pretty dam well !!!! ( I used to be a choreographer )

O.K. Try Again

Happy Friday !?!?!

From what I'm seeing even the smaller deticaced crowds are a lot smaller... And but I still see all the out of state plates all over town? PULSE: are you back down here or up north ?

Well then I guess I better not tell people it's in Mexico City, huh ?

So Uh!!!!........ Biz when did you open this store... Look at your backup in the window.

scaredgirl : The most beautiful Mexican women I have ever seen were from Guadalajara.... Is that where you are from ? My Top Choices: 1 ) BRASILIAN (they do it best and are the most passionate thing on earth) 2) Mexican (Only because of Guadalajara) 3) Costa Rican & Venezuelan (Tie for third Place) Sorry no disrespect to Columbia / Cuba theyre high up there but, sometimes the variety is not a diverse and the attitudes are quite difficult. (IMO) Right now I'm in Centroamerica ....... picking out my WIFE .....

If you can last more than 3 & 1/2 hours....... and don´t mind a few unusual sexual positions and toys............ Please apply in person !!! Although I am a total NYMPHO... I believe in MONOGAMY (except in a Menage-a-tois) Although we have never DONE IT.... Just ask tastey about me..... I´ll even throw in a free trip to Miami

Please Sign In and I need to know who is who and if you were born here or not Paz, B

Either one does it for me because ...... LATIN WOMEN RULE !!!! Besides I think they´re twins anyway :D THIS MESSAGE WAS TYPED.... LIVE FROM CENTRAL AMERICA!