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supposedly he's pretty much deaf by now, that's why he sucks so hard. ... kinda hard to cue when you can't hear the track coming up. oh well....he did his thing...maybe he should get a 9-5 job now or something. isn't he over 50 already?

"Anti-Porn Guy can often be found in #sociology on DalNet." i imagine this guy must get verbally assraped on a daily basis on irc. (if he's serious)

no it's not! it's just a front, i mean what do you want them to say on the phone? "good afternoon, fake id's incorporated how may i assist you?" see they'll say it's the police department to scare off people that might want to turn them in. don't worry just play along and ask for the fake you'll be just fine.

id's only from southern states, they also have a few college id's but why would you want those. just call them up and ask for a west virginia 21 id, it's the cheapest supposedly.

he's uninspiring to say the least. and this is coming from a HUGE techno fan.

yeah there's a place on west 35th street i think. call (212) 239-9811, just say you want an "id made for 21" and give them your name. they'll tell you the exact address to go and take the photo and pay. hope this helps.

i think im with you on this one.

well i don't go to these cheese theme parties, but i did in fact just get back from rio this morning. if it's a "rio" party it should probably be a gay party because the best electronic parties in rio are 95% gay (saw miss kittin on the 30th, got hit on by dozens of guys), with the exception of a few upscale lounges where celebrities/politicians/notorious drug dealers hang out at. rio isn't exactly known for its nightlife....the people there go to bed early so they can catch a tan in the morning the real party is during the day, at the beach. i spent new years in copacabana and i can tell you i had a blast. most beautiful women in the world.....hands down.

see you guys there.

of course, unless noone's told about it, and they just dispose of the body. i wouldn't be surprised if it's been tried before, they fucked it up and never told anyone about it, kinda like in that alien movie where they have a room full of fucked up ripley clones. these people are dumb to start annoucing shit like that even before the baby is born, i'd wait until the baby is at least a year old before announcing, in case something goes wrong.

i'm pretty sure that's the kid that once someone asked him to play a gig, he refused, admitting that he doesn't know how to mix and uses soundforge to make his mixes.

flexibility in terms of control over time.....there's nothing magical about mixing two beats together (sorry guys) it's just having the beats with the tempos as close as possible and in the closest possible phase. that's something that you can do a lot easier by manipulating vinyl than by using that jog/shuttle crap on the CD player....a good dj w/ vinyl can be precise within a tenth of a second. try that with a cd player.

what a load of horseshit. its easier with VINYL! that's why most people use it.....the control you have with vinyl cannot be matched by any of these other technologies (except for final scratch, why duh, is controlled by a vinyl record)

actually you know what happens when the laptop crashes during an mp3? it loops over a tiny bit of it over and over REAL FAST....kind of like a gabber track. your peeps might enjoy that.

would be nicer if these were *real* geek chicks. except then the pics would look something like this:

those are some of the ugliest, most disgusting silicone bags i've ever seen.

fuck man don't even get me started on this shit!! i was seeing this girl like 2 yrs ago, we were together for maybe 3 months at most, then i moved away. we kept touch via email like maybe like twice a month or so. one time like 3 months after i stopped seeing her, she sends me an email, it goes something like this: subject: there's something i have to tell you. I'M PREGNANT! then like after i have a fucking heart attack, i scroll down to the end of the email, and she's like "JUST KIDDING!!! how you been?" AAAARRGGGHHH you fucking stupid bitch. i never replied to it, then she sent me another one a few weeks later and I didn't reply to that either and i think by then she got the point. moral of the story: ladies.....you DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT joke about shit like this!!!!! EVER!!!

here are some great suggestions on gifts people have gotten in the past.

acquaviva's also coming to tronic in january.

pussy! for free i'll drink fucking rubbing alcohol if it was all they had!

right but in the context that they have it's supposed to mean more like "badass". infamous is used a lot that way, so their usage is correct. kinda like "this shit's evil" or "this shit's ill" ....

i was just gonna email lizz for the list cuz on the booth she said you had to....it's not necessary then?

buy him some legos.....when i was 7 yrs old all i cared about was legos and playing atari.

it's very much a grey area, but as far as dance music is concerned, from what i hear most DJs (famous or not) don't really care if their live sets are distributed to other people, with the obvious exception that if the set was officially put out as a record by some label. producers also for the most part (in the EDM business) don't care too much if their tracks are being distributed mixed into a set by some DJ, but if the track came out as a record, they do take issue with people trading the unmixed mp3 of the record (CDJ's would just burn to CD and not buy the record). it's still technically illegal though....if the tracks on the set or DJ himself is signed to a major or a sub of a major, the RIAA might wanna come after your ass. if it's some unsigned DJ playing obscure records with no ties to a major, then the RIAA couldn't care less.

it's craze, bailey and some guy from the xecutioners at SOB's (varick & houston) only 10 bucks and its 18+ (i can smell the dippies already!) i'll be there.