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eggmok

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Everything posted by eggmok

  1. why does it bother you so much . . . can't promote . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  2. nikilina . . . another drug raid . . . how's the love life without me . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  3. laser eye cause my vision sucks . . . and a little lipo to lose the love handles . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  4. catch a fuckin cab next time asshole . . . lucky you didn't kill one of us . . . hope you get a harsh sentence loser . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  5. that's why i'm always flipping it at night . . . or is it because i drool all over it . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  6. kitty . . . hook a bro up . . . $$$$ = = college tuition --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  7. smokinjilly . . . whad up fool . . . i have your diamonds here . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  8. you ever get that feeling after jogging or working out . . . your actual butt cheek is stiff . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  9. redskins . . . J - E - T - S, what a gay cheer . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  10. an old lady driving . . . or anyone driving a ford explorer /bronco / expidition . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  11. isn't this more drama . . . that's supposed to be in the drama section . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  12. the pizza was poisoned . . . shut the fuck up . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  13. for you folks still in the office . . . enjoy the weekend . . . watch football . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  14. yeah . . . he stuck his erect penis in my back and said . . freeze, you're under arrest . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  15. short hair is always good . . . especially below the belly . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  16. eggmok

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    dude ranch . . . meat fest . . . sausage factory . . . sword fight . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  17. wow . . . misskittie . . . wanna meet up . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  18. it's been saturday since i got any . . . that feels like an eternity . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  19. something that happens all the time . . . cock-block . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  20. ouch . . . i don't even want to think about it . . . do you hear that psycho music playing . . . enk enk enk enk . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  21. pull my finger . . . my grandfarter used to get me all the time . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  22. a good 45 min. masturbation session . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  23. morgan freeman was part of the electric company crew . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  24. did he know the bloodhound gang . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  25. standing up in a shower . . . with the water running . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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