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  1. Yep, you are going! LOL. If not this week, then next but you gotta go! Virginia, back me up on this...
  2. Nah, don't post on Deeper. Sometimes go there to see what new music is out, get song ID's or reviews if I miss a night.. Are you going this week? Check your PMs, I'll send you a link..
  3. mysteriousss

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    smileygirl - stock up on ice cream. I swear it's the best Pick a guy who likes ice cream too or ask which flavor he likes. No nuts in the ice cream though
  4. Whatcha talking about? I AM a lil innocent girl You know a little proverb "v tixom omute cherti vodatsa"? That's me
  5. that's right.. only e.. and it's not really a drug
  6. no way! i'm ordering that book for you right now
  7. I think this is a good time to recommend the sex addiction book
  8. Make sure there is no video camera there
  9. lexxxi, you're totally right.. it's the best.. lots of good looking guys not that i ever hook up with them but still pleases the eye
  10. Too bad, I don't take the N None? C'mon, we gotta leave something to the imagination Me? Always at Factory!
  11. lol, which train do you take and what time? i'll make sure to wear sheer undies
  12. your drool? no thanx i don't have a drool fetish..
  13. LOL.. those flowers are too much!!!
  14. scramble - wipe that drool
  15. HAHHHAAHHA, scramble that was funny By the way, I'll try to keep my legs crossed next time! NOT! Lemme see that flag pole
  16. (don't you see i'm really busy at work? i really should be doing stuff but I can't seem to concentrate today at all..) I don't read/look at porno magazines. If you have a few minutes and have nothing better to do, read on. You might find it somewhat amusing.. A couple of years back I had no idea what MAXIM was. I meet this amazing guy and we totally hit it off. The first time I come to his place, I'm thinking to myself. Wow, almost too good to be true. Nice place, really neat, etc. Walk into the bathroom and almost FAINT. What do I see? A stack of magazines with 1/2 naked women on the covers. I'm thinking to myself - OH MY GOD - he knew that I was coming over and he did not hide his PORN magazines!!! Needless to say I'm sort of freaking out about what kind of guy this is. I don't say anything and pretend like I haven't noticed anything. Some time later we are hanging out in the city and stop by a grocery store to get something to drink/smoke/etc. What does he do? He walks over to the magazines and picks up another copy of MAXIM saying "oh, cool, this is the UK edition, I only get the US edition". I almost faint there AGAIN. Standing there embarassed as shit while this guy pays for the magz and other stuff We go back to his place, hang out etc etc etc After all is done (khm), he goes and grabs the magazine and brings it back to bed. Once again, I'm thinking OMFG, he's gonna read porno magazines with me right there!!! I'm still surprised I didn't run out the door right there and then. Finally, he reads something and starts laughing like crazy. I'm thinking, oh good.. He's gonna show me some sick ass picture of a blonde getting fucked by 5 midgets while sucking a horse's dick. Instead he reads me those funny stories that people send into Maxim (one I still remember - this guy wrote that his gf hated the way he snored so one night she stuck tampons in his nose and he needed to have them surgically removed). So that was my "introduction" to MAXIM. It's the BEST ever. Funniest sickest shit you can possibly ask for. I might apply for a job there
  17. scramble, that seems to be the question at hand.. why would anyone want to lessen their sex drive. ppl try to get viagra and shit to get their sex drive going, but to lessen it.. you gotta be nutz! unless you're miserably married, can't get a divorce and need an excuse to tell your wife to fuck off!
  18. I don't.. But it's that extra cherry on top of a big sundae
  19. risa there are always meet ups for S&D if not, we can always arrange one!
  20. mysteriousss

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    LOL, it's too cold if you put a big scoop!!! Let it melt a bit first before throwing it on the girl's stomach! Brrrr, cold.. and yummy
  21. yeah resident, do tell all the guys (except Bleu) seem to be too busy to entertain us.. Lets hear it all!
  22. *blush*.. ok now that you're all laughing at me, I'm embarassed the only thing helping me get through these tough times is knowing that ALL of you are much worse than I am. You just don't admit it!
  23. Bleu, yes I got it You look mad cool And you'd look AWESOME in my pink shirt!!!
  24. No wonder they say ignorance is bliss.. Now I spend even less time working! Thank you sweetheart! Do move closer to NYC.. God knows you have plenty of good reasons for that
  25. No way Like I said, I don't have the balls to wear it ..
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