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I shouldn't have read that one...

HAHHAHAHAHHHAHA.. That is THE funniest picture I swear!!! LOL!

Never been with a girl. I think I love guys too much Joey, add 1 to the "non-bi" column

Ok, I GOTTA tell you guys this joke. Not the most classy or funny ones, but it fits the topic: A young teenage couple is on their first date. Both of them are virgins and barely know how to kiss. They start making out and the guy asks the girl to give him a bj. She refuses saying how gross it is. No matter how he begs and pleads, she doesn't want to do it. So he asks her for a handjob. She has no idea what it is. The guy explains to her that all she has to do is hold his penis in her hand and shake it like she'd shake a bottle of juice. So she starts shaking it and the guy is going crazy. She's shaking it harder and harder and the guy is about to cum when his face turns all blue. When he can't take it anymore, he screams:"Take your damn thumb off the cap!"

Heeeeey! Watch it mister Nice meeting ya at Twirl SLUT!

Lets not make it too official though. He'll start charging by the hour

OMG.. Me and this guy that I met a friend's party drank 1/2 a bottle mixing it with Coca Cola.. I was still on a roll from SF and he was on E/K from Exit/SF, and daaaaaamn. I don't know how I made it home to Brooklyn from Jersey. Good lord.. But Jack Daniels is YUMMY...

YOU GO BOY! We are all VERY proud of you Happy it went well. For YOUR birthday, if your girl is not very experienced, send her over here I'm sure she'll get some good advice from girls on this board

All women are different. Some are more "tight" than others so for those even 7" will hurt.

HAHA! Right ON!

Agree 100%..

Ooops, did I say "yet"? LOL..

Hi StS Just wanted to say welcome

Sure thing Plenty of them here.. There is this one guy sitting right across from me, always checking me out whenever I go anywhere! We don't even work for the same company (I'm at the client's site), so maybe I should just start flirting

I have a web cam at home.. Only used it like twice to talk to friends. None of the kinky stuff yet though. I'm too shy but I can lend it to you wild things

Hehe, nothing wrong with that if you ask me Here's a cleenex sweetie

Enough talk! Gimme gimme gimme!!!

Yes Sirdante, you are all of the above! A creep a user a playa etc etc etc.. You should be ashamed of yourself! *hugz*

notforkids, I'm at work, do the speakerphone idea is too much A lot of cuties in the office though! Maybe they'll wanna join

Hi V! Well, if that's what I was looking for at that moment - SURE I'd be taking advantage of him as much as he of me. So it's all good!

What about me?

I know I know!!! Just bustin on ya

Bleu, I was talking about hairy arms, not hairy ASS you pervert

No we don't

Bleu hehehehe.. I don't have it but some women do. I saw a young VERY pretty girl with the MOST hairy arms! Scary shit!