weyes

lots of things are still being felt out, it seems. i'm glad they fixed that one, too! i'm still trying to find out about the status thing...

fiber is an essential part of one's everyday diet . tune in tomorrow.

no, i mean my e-mail account. i have an address at cp .

nice one !my mom also told me: "never say, 'no' to a date." oboy ...

very nice .for me, my shoulders and back and the way i dance, but i seem to get noticed the most for my smile and my ass (the former drove my ex nuts ).

letting someone - be it a friend, family member, or a romantically significant other - be one's entire world only sets one up for a fall. one ought to love, and even love deeply, but not let oneself get lost in the process. tune in tomorrow.

check your e-mail, phobik .

my mom, a junior high teacher in upper manhattan, was telling me about a school dance they had, and how there were a lot of guys freaking girls from behind on the dancefloor. "i think they get this from mtv," she said, "and it's terribly sexist." referring to doggy, my mom continued, "women don't get anything out of that position." i disagreed, not believing i was actually saying this to my mom; we never talked openly about sex before ... "well," she said, "nothing works like a good ol' frontal ." anyone else have some parent stories? i like to hear these every now and again .

this version isn't any faster for me; i don't know whatchy'all are talkin' 'bout .

a car is absolutely necessary. everything is really spread out and the public transportation system is almost worthless. for instance, a twenty minute drive to my work took an hour and a half on the bus; i only took the bus 'cause my car was in the shop. and buses are really spread out, too - they don't get one very close to where one would like to go, sometimes (especially at night), so one could end up in very sketchy neighborhoods (especially in downtown l.a., where i lived up till last month) and have to walk a little ways in empty, very dark areas. and the buses don't run all night, the way the subway does in nyc. carcarcar!!!!!!

i don't like how the avatars push people's names over so that they're not under the names of people who don't have avatars, and i don't like that one has to go back to the forum in order to start a new thread. those colors should be explained, too. i'll try to figure out what the new cutoffs are for status, though, for lalate, tequiza, and phobik. i've been having trouble with my cp e-mail for a long time, though ; imagine that !!!

tha'ss what i'm sayin' .

i say, "boo ." and in order to start a new thread, one has to click back on the forum, first. i don't like how the avatars move over people's screennames, making them not line up with people's who don't have avatars. it doesn't flow and is hard to follow, visually.

things do get lost in the mail. unfortunately, one must keep on top of one's bills and make sure that they get paid every month, whether one's creditor's bills has successfully reached one or not. tune in tomorrow.

i don't care for it. i find it hard to look at and follow, and the "new thread" option isn't there unless one scrolls back to the forum. one could say that i'll just get used to it, but i think that the old format was a lot easier on the eye, in general, and therefore faster to get through. i also liked how the avatars were under people's screennames, leaving those without avatars in the same space as those who have them. now avatars bump over people's screennames, disturbing the visual landscape and distracting us from people's names. feh . any other thoughts?

do tell, deepfunk! i want the skinny on coachella !

i hate it when jimmy fallon ruins skits by laughing. it's even worse when he gets everyone else laughing. sorry to disagree with you on this one, joeg, 'cause you know you're my boy, but i think that there have even been some much better ones this season than that. the justin timberlake episode was almost entirely hilarious: the punk'd skit, the omeletteville dance-off skit, the barry gibb show skit... and i really liked the clymaxx skit on the halle berry episode (yes, they were a real band). but now i am revealing myself to be the true snl nerd that i am, so i'll stop here ...

some deadlines are just suggestions, whereas some are ones that cannot be missed. it is very important to know the difference. tune in tomorrow.

i was reminded of the quote when discussing a friend of my roommate's who has always been rude to me for no reason. my roommate was saying the two of us should "bury the hatchet," but i never had anything against him except that he was against me; that's pretty much most of what i know about him. the only other thing i know is that he also puts my roommate down. but if this "friend" of my roommate's were to act civil and be nice to other human beings, i'm sure he would reveal himself to be someone with a real personality, not just someone who makes fun of everyone else's. if he can grow up and do that, i'll be here, ready, waiting, and welcoming the reformed version.

today's column is not a weyes original, but i was reminded of it when thinking of a certain person. "the time to make up your mind about a person is never." tune in tomorrow.

one shouldn't eat just because it's mealtime. stuffing oneself is sure to disagree with one sooner or later . tune in tomorrow.

*o, and people usually don't mind expensive gifts .

i didn't have a boyfriend at the time, but i was talking to a guy once who just grabbed me and started slobbering on my lips before i had a chance to stop him. he was quick and it was really unexpected, especially 'cause he had introduced me to his wife earlier in the evening, who was standing right there.

i can only see the last 2 pics, and in the second to last she's scarily emaciated . she was cute back in the girl, interrupted days, before she became a skeleton.

i would think not, and most latino guys aren't cut, anyway, even if the guy in question is american.