reminds me of a story . i went to see the chemical brothers back in '96, and was in the standing room section in the front with a friend of mine. there was a middle-aged couple near us who looked sort of out of place, partly because they were older than almost everyone else there, but also because they were kissing for a long time (which we also found weird, for an older couple - as in, they could easily do that at home.). when it got to the point that they had been kissing for at least half an hour and it seemed like that was all that was going on, my friend and i got suspicious. upon looking closer, we saw that the guy was fingering her, and it all made sense . don't know what the eventual outcome of that was, sorry to disappoint, 'cause we were too grossed out to look after that .