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Women and the Powers of An ATM Card Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet...... What could I do???? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.

1978 AL East: Bucky Dent's 15 minutes In midseason, it looked like the Red Sox were going to run away with it -- a 10-game lead over the second-place Brewers, and a 14½-game lead over the Yankees. Then the Yankees came back, including a devastating four-game sweep at Fenway in early September known as the "Boston Massacre," and opened a 3½-game lead. Which the Red Sox closed by winning their final eight games. A tie at season's end forced a one-game playoff at Fenway. Bucky Dent rescued the Yankees in 1978. You know the story: Bucky Dent's three-run homer off Mike Torrez won the game for the Yankees. But nobody knew what would happen as Phil Rizzuto pattered away in the fourth inning (from "O Holy Cow!: The Selected verse of Phil Rizzuto"): One ball two strikes on Nettles, Every pitch and every play So important in this ball game. Imagine two teams Coming down to the end of the season, Both winning 99 games, Everybody thought 95 would win the pennant, And it all boils down To this one playoff game. All right, Torrez ready. The one-two pitch ...

By no means am I getting headed (I am actually sitting here laughing at you and how I am getting under your skin)... you should listen to what you type as I believe I quoted you stating "end yourself." My cutdowns aren't weak - they are simple notations of your juvenile behaviour. Obviously with your 6k+ posts you should have something a little better to do than to resort to name calling or maybe that's how your post count is so high. Go scratch some records... it's over and you don't need any more abuse. Your material is weak.

Wow - I actually remember using that word when I was in freshman year of high school (over ten years ago). You are really out doing yourself here. Gimme more! Depressing for you... name calling on the internet

Embarass myself by cutting down the wrong team... buddy I can give a rats ass if I have your "wrong team" or not. For all I know you have no life and follow absolutely no sports... after all you wouldn't refer to the best team in baseball for the past ten years... better yet, let's call them the best franchise as "sucking." Ignorance is bliss in your case. If you would like to talk about embarassment, I would refer to your use of the English vocabulary... "dumbleweed and dipshit?" Does your mother still wipe your ass for you? I thought two year olds result to personal insults and those words... grow up buddy.

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Wow - that's a nice booty for ughhh, ughhh

Well said by a Mets fan - who has last minute poor fielding (not to mention the Yankee/Bambino curse on the Red Sox)... not good hitting - to thank for a championship. NEW YORK METS "No other team can pride themselves with rebuilding a franchise for so many consecutive years since the late 80's with little to show..." Oh wait, you made it to the WS... but lost to none other than the Yanks.

You can beat the Yankees or any other team (for that matter), but you still don't win games when they count... THE PLAYOFFS! Your little bitch Pedro will probably get a couple more blisters on his finger ... Wakefield will get rocked yet again and if you do make it, will be out in the first round. Take a look at the standings - your hard work against the Yankees went to shit b/c you are still over three games back... BAMBINO, BAMBINO

http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=179384 I think I'm on pages 36 & 37... If you want to see a better picture (where I didn't draw on my face, you can check out the NY pic thread).

I will definitely let you guys know when it airs... unless I feel that I am gonna come out looking like an ass . (I could see it right now - the Joe Schmo show II). THANKS for the compliment! Well, if it's any additional consolation... I am heading down to the city of Friday morning to some gym (guess it will be a Crunch or something like that) cause they are going to film me working out, etc. I guess they will use it for some opening footage or something... I just have to figure out which bodypart I will be working out... maybe the "guns"... so you'll be able to see a little more skin on TV!

How bout the Red Sox focus first on taking first place away from the Yankees We all know what happens when we try to rely on Pedro to get us through the playoffs Funny how they keep trying but still continue to fall back... long live the curse!

How's this sex related? It's a reality show on dating... Anyway, I was wondering if anyone out there or anyone you know did a TV show (even a dating show like the 5th Wheel or some crap like that). MTV is creating a new reality show on dating and I was chosen/will be taping this weekend... I haven't signed anything yet (tomorrow's the date), but I was wondering if I should be due any payment... Thanks!

Wo - about time... this thread needs to get back on track!

Last 3? They only played three sets in total... The weather alone was a bitch and hell on the players... usually they play with a full day's rest in between, but in order to complete the tournament in time, many players played back to back games... that's how Capriati won so easily on Thursay.

I wouldn't use that crap on your privates... if that gets in your pp hole (or if you leave it on your skin too long) - you'll regret it. I put some nair on my chest once and burned the shit out of my nipples. DAMN!

If that's the place with the tiny dance floor in the back... that place sucks. I've been to two b-day parties there and have had the worse time of my life. Music is mediocre and there is not enough space for ten people to move around.

In support of those "less fortunate"... it should be no biggy to the guy if the girl doesn't swallow. Not all guys let out a few drops... there are some of us that shoot bigger loads and you can't expect the girl to make a meal out of sex . Personally I could care less if a girl swallows or not after oral - as long as she doesn't spit out/throw up in front of me, that's cool. Btw - I don't make love and then drop the girl alone on the bed... there's some affection and kissing afterwards... I'm not into canabalism so I don't want to be tasting myself

Six times, but that was probably four years ago (21) and was with my ex... a better question would be how many times and with how many different people.

Sounds like something from the movie "Cable Guy." You better do something soon before he invites you to Medieval Times. Tell him straight up that you don't feel comfortable with him asking you to run personal errands when he just met you. End this "acquantenace" now before it turns ugly... some guys don't know how to take a hint - you don't want to be alone with this guy and have him make an advance at you.

Well I left the door unlocked tonight - feel free to stop by...

I didn't see this one earlier... Do you have any sleeping pills so that I can fall asleep for you then?

Here's a quick list of some (1/2) of my turn ons... Looks 1. Soft Lips - a little color helps 2. Soft Skin 3. Finger nails (nicely manicured... not stubby finger nails that have been chewed for weeks - GROSS!) 4. Pretty feet (and ladies that show them off... during the summer at least). 5. Thongs - and clothing that fits you right. Tube tops are great and for the "small" (ie "B") ladies... yes, you can wear them - you just need to have the confidence and carry yourself right. 6. Nice tight body (cottage cheese is made to eat) 7. Girl that can kiss passionately - not someone that just wants to ram her tongue down your throat. 8. Small tatoos - the kind everyone doesn't get to see... Hygiene 9. Gotta love the perfume but a girl that can spray some Bath & Body works "plumeria" or something along those lines... makes me hungry and this relates to the "nether" regions as well - you ladies expect guys to smell fresh - then use some baking soda (j/k) 10. Good posture - no humpbacks 11. Good breath - that usually means no chain smokers... 12. A women that likes to take control... not aggresive, but just that little hint of aggresiveness. Personality 13. Honest 14. No cheats! 15. Can drink and handle the liquor while not becoming a sloppy drunk. 16. Can hold a conversation 17. Spontaneous