ancientskewl

I knew several ladies in the past who lost weight to please their men, afterwards (and rightly so) their confidence and attitude changed. They promply left their men once they were all "tasty". From a man's perspective: I've never had that problem (I live in the Gym) but on occasion when my Honey "pats" my stomach I get all freaked out and do triple time on the Abs. Have you noticed none of the other Men responded to this post? C'mon Bruh's..I know some of you have Beer Guts, and wide Asses! ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

Welcome...and Yep! You picked the best board for your first post... Have fun. And wait until these fine wimmen say hello to you.... ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

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I was wondering for two reasons: 1) A lot of people get paranoid after meeting someone, then slacking off from the weight maintenance, then packing on some excess girth, then wondering if their mate still find them attractive. 2) Sometimes that self esteem thingee gets in the way and the potential mate says something like: she/he would be nice if she/he lost 5-10 (or whatever) pounds. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

HaHa LMFAO! ===== Magnums my Man...for the massively endowed! ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

Now THAT's a meal!!! Would'nt even need the warm butter for dipping! ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

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I knew a girl like that...she tried to off herself in my bathroom to "teach me a lesson". The only advice I could give is to RUN away at the first sign of emotional instability. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

As difficult as it is for some people (male and female) to lose weight, I was wondering just how many of you actually did it just because your sig. other requested it? And if you did lose it, did you stay with that person afterwards? ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

Fun - E!! Got your first taste...welcome to the Party Pal! ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

Heh Heh...kewl name pal... have fun. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

If you let us all watch (Video Tape it)I'll foot the entire bill. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

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You forgot the "Claymation" -- Groups of 'Blips' mashed together like clay balls. They do NOT float, and are very heavy. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

HeyGuys... Looks like the story finally ended... it was fun for a while but I guess all good things must come to an end. For those of you who felt it was too long…I decided to print a summary: Our Heroes (Raver-x, and Cand_E) were ClubNYC regulars who met through the Boards, exchanged some hot steamy PM’s and IMs and eventually “hooked up” at a “meet up”. Afterwards, on the way to a hotel, they practically raped each other in the cab…giving the driver a free show. At the hotel, Cand-E tied Raver-X up and performed numerous sexual acts for and with him…ya know the standard: licking, kissing, sucking, biting, tugging, flicking, stroking, etc... Surprise: a new hottie entered the scene (Angel) and not only fucked him, but Cand_E as well! In an interesting twist of events, Angel whipped out a Strap-on, lubed it up and was preparing to give Raver-x a most serious Ass reaming!!! Bamm! Angel was just a twisted dream in Raver’s mind. Eventually, after several orgasms at the hands, dick, and tongue of Raver_x; Cand_E taunted him for more. The Story ended with Raver-x Ass Fucking (Big Time!) Cand_E, and Cand_E screaming like a crazed Banshee! Thanx to all who participated! ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

That rape thing's gonna be teased with for a while...everyone's hoping Dr. Melfi tells Tony but we all know that ethically it's not right for her to say anything. I find it interesting that no one's got too much to say about Meadow Dating the Black guy -- that's funny: watching Tony sweat over that situation. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

…I’ve read your posts on the CP boards and I paid attention….I know you need more and I’m just the guy who can give it to you. Raver-x was actually amazed that he’d lasted this long….he knew for sure that he would blow a big load a long time ago, and yet…here he was: large and in charge! Heavy with lust…he contemplated her taunts: “…is that all you’ve got?…is that ALL you’ve got?!?” He slowly and gently pulled out of her and started to kiss her neck, still flush from the excitement of her explosive orgasms….he also knew that it was his turn….he played the scenarios in his mind over and over again, and decided how to respond. He remembered her response to his fingers in her Ass and begged the question to himself: could she handle something a little bigger? He remembered her CP posts about how the forbidden region was an “exit” not an “entrance”, and yet she responded so positively to everything they had done thus far. Here were two sexual beings in the midst of an incredible mind blowing fuck. He slowly turned her around so that her back was against his chest. He gently pushed so that she started to bend over with her perfect ass pointing skyward. The thought of what he was about to do….the incredible, indescribeable, impossible tightness of the region he longed to invade…the sheer taboo! He reached for her waist to steady himself as he simultaneously grabbed for the lubricant (which magically appeared from nowhere). The cool slippery feeling of the fluid as he rubbed it on himself reminded him of the wetness he’d enjoyed just moments before. He gently applied additional lubrication to her to make sure she would not be uncomfortable, as he aimed himself at her waiting asshole… ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

Hey, What's wrong with cheese? ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

Just out of curiosity: are you talking about the esteemed MrDick?!?! ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

Duhhh,sorry! Actually most of your stuff is pretty good, but yeah, in particular, I was referring to your latest installment in the SexStory. You had me going for a while....I was sure Raver-x was about to get "plowed" by Cand-E while Angel sadistically watched. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

...that was funny as shit, I'm still ROTFLMFAO! Thanks for the visual! ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

…those same lips which were quivering, begging for attention. Slowly he parted her creamy thighs and observed the clean shaved loveliness before him. He inhaled gently the scent rising seductively from her inner most being. Gently he parted her to make her “lil man stand up in the boat”. With the gentleness and delicacy of a flower he kissed and proceeded to lick, while simultaneously sliding a finger…. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

Clean them…NOW! Angel ordered as she winked at her friend who understood exactly what to do next. Oooooh Raver-x thought to himself: a little domineering with the request but it’s all good. As he washed her fingers clean with hot wet licks and kisses, he watched as Cand-E jumped off of him and head over to the bed where Angel had laid her back-pack down. Angel cooed seductively: don’t worry about her…just keep cleaning those succulent juices from my fingers….we have another “treat” for you….close your eyes Baby… What seemed like an eternity went by and all Raver-x could think about was finally getting at some nice, tender, hot, succulent…....no…no…NO!!!!!…Cand-E stood in-front of Angel wearing the most menacing looking “strap on Dildo” Raver-x had ever seen! He thought: Whole-E-Sheeeit!!: she’s gonna Fuck Her! WooHoo, Yay, Hah!, Sheeeeit! Yee-Haw! He thought about the scene he was about to witness! He truly thought he had died and gone to heaven, when to his shock and horror Cand-E looked deeply into his eyes, waved a tube of astro-lube analube and whispered with an evil grin: That’s right: this is for you… ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

G-String. ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."

…gently massage the smooth upper regions her lips just above her clitoris. Just then Raver-x extends his tongue, straining against his restraints he thinks to himself: just a taste… puleeease, I can’t take this anymore!. He extends his neck ever so slightly, just enough to make full contact with Cand-E’s swollen clitoris…and then BZZZZZT, BZZZZT… OMG he thought: WTF? Who’s at the door?!. Slyly, Cand-E relaxes him and exclaimed while you were in the bathroom, I took the liberty of ordering some room service for our evening together. Daaaaaaammmmmn Raver-x thought as she sauntered over to the door. To say that he was pissed would be the biggest understatement as he contemplated being caught, busted in this compromising position. His erection quickly subsiding. He hears giggles and then the approach of his friend…..SHIT! She wasn’t alone! Mischievously, Cand-E whispered to the completely shocked Raver-X: I want you meet my girlfriend: Angel! ------------------ "Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know."