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Louisville should have won that game two years ago. They were up 24-7 at halftime. 41-38 isn't a whoopin especially at home. In all honesty, that was one of the best college football games I have ever seen. (on TV) This weekend I get to go to the game at Papa John's Stadium. Can't friggin wait! Larry Koker is no good. He can't recruit the top talent Miami is used to having.

Don't give up bucko! You have a whole week to plan something. Cough cough...ULTRA looks pretty phat if the weather is nice. Don't party in your apartment only...I am sure your guests will be disappointed.

Come experience horseshoes like no other...

You are going to get going to get clobbered by the Louisville Cardinals this weekend. My predication Louisville 44 Miami 21 Go CARDS!!!

Probably making $4.25 an hour filing medical papers all day for 8 hours when I was 16. I can't imagine doing that now.

Funny thing is I am friends with one of the two chicks (from Louisville) he was with at Moonshadows right before he got his DUI. Press paid her and her friend 15K a peice for rights to story and got expenses paid to fly to NYC to be on Good Morning America, ET, etc. Both of them totally defended Mel Gibson.

Tom Novy - Your body

You either have game or you don't have game. You either have good looks or don't. Only you know what you are capable of. The worse thing that can happen to you is a slap in the face, pick up a trannie, or go down in flames. So don't listen to me and get ur ass in the game. "Put me in coach! I know I can do it." Try Glass on Wednesday night, Mansion Thursday, Pawn Shop Friday, Nikki Beach Saturday afternoon, pretty much anywhere Saturday night, (Glass, Space late night, Opium, Mansion) Mansion Sunday, Nikki Beach Sunday. Keep us posted, especially if you go OFER the month! That constitutes an automatic swirly.

That entirely depends on your budget! How much flow you have to blow? If you are low on flow your chances of meeting hot chicks are especially low in Miami. Other than that, I will try to point you in the right direction.

This board has become extremely boring the last month or two. I mean about as stale as my ass after a night of binge drinking and late night White Castles. Where's the joker's at? And not this joker.

Did they play "one more time"?

Wow...great post!

If you haven't heard Fidel, he rocks!

Ladies can drink free at my house too!

Lick one of these and go see Phish in concert. That should be a good time.

Nah...this one is better. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer…$15. AND THE WINNER: Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed His constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern.' With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung fo r at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves that "S**t happens!"

I refer to that as a hot bucket of water.

A toast to Funk... Here's to you and here's to me. If we ever disagree, Fawk you and here's to me. Happy B-day dude! (whenever it is or was) Drink a dozen for me.

Nope...you're screwed!

If this were my itinerary... Friday - Pawn Shop maybe Nocturnal afterhours (past 4 AM) Saturday - Nikki Beach during day to relax then Space at night. Sunday - Mansion i.e. if you like house music, you'll love these places. It's August so scrap Opium. You'll be sweating to death at night since it's an outdoor venue.

Your mother!

These guys should take over leadership!

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They should make that a bumper sticker!

Guy behind the documentary